Guild:Endangered Feces (historical)

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Endangered Feces [DoDo]

Endangered Feces [DoDo]
File:Guild Endangered Feces cape.jpg
Territory Euroland
Faction Kurzick(treehuggers are bad)
Type GvG
No. of members Over ninethousand
Guild Hall Isle of Solitude
VoIP Ventrilo
IRC channel #detained.gw
Webpage www.example.com

A GvG guild playing for fun and not for results. They are known for playing "Bring your own build" or BYOB. This means everyone is free to bring any character they want. The only rule they apply is that at least one of the players must be monk. And that shadow cannot play hammer warrior or anything else. And that we never buy Isle of Meditation again. And that Hunter's Isle will be our next hall.

DoDo got banned as of the 25th of March 2009, apparently after being reported for an inappropriate guildname. On April 2nd 2009, the Guild Wars naming policy was adjusted, including Make inappropriate references to human anatomy or bodily functions. as bannable offense.

While we still believe "feces" is not an offensive word, we originally reformed under "Super Kaon Action Team [SuKa]" to continue our BYOB madness.

The tag was changed to [Ban] by Arena.net after a complaint that Suka is apparently Russian for "bitch". The guild was first banned completely, but later unbanned when it became clear the report was sent with harmful intention, therefor breaching the EULA.

GvG's

The guild's leader is Kaon. Other members have claimed that Kaon is the most important player in their guild and that he "carries" them to victory. Kaon does almost all strategy calling and GvG is hardly set up without his presence (edit: For the times they are a-changin' - Bob Dylan). At least once a game Kaon calls everyone retards ("OHMYF******G** YOU GUYS ARE JUST RETARDED"), which is usually true.

Rage is a vital part of every GvG (according to Noob: "Rage gets shit done"). But because no-one realy takes the GvG's seriously, no one gives a f*ck, and e-drama doesn't develop (unlike most other GvG-guilds, which rage, spit out e-drama, break up and reform in a monthly pattern).

sidenote: all losses are blamed on Leipo. It may not be his fault, but he's still the one to blame.

Recruitment

Always recruiting. Especially when you're a really really good monk.

Players

Kaon (Lord Kaon) current Guild Leader

Evil (Evil Tm)

Leipo (Ik Ben Een Leipo)

Moral (Just Moral)

Jackyy (Jackyy Chan)

Janssens (Modest Janssens)

Noob (Noob On Steroid) Co-founder

Frodo (Mia Drunkonium)

Spirited (So So Spirited) Co-founder

Ex Death (Ex Death)

Kedde (Lithlie Fereine)

Shadow (Crushing Shadow)

Avaran (Black Avaran) Legend

Magwill (Magwill Nevermore) Co-founder (& professional gay pornstar)

Contact information

Website: www.guildwars.com

Forums: www.teamquitter.com

In game: Ik Ben Een Leipo, Lord Kaon


Endangered Feces Alliance
Leader Endangered Feces
Members Unknown