Guild:Wasted In Charrgaritaville

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Wasted In Charrgaritaville [SALT]
Guild Wasted In Charrgaritaville Cape.jpg
Territory
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America
Language English
Leader Alstair Guiness
Faction
Luxon Banner.jpg
Luxon
Type
Main PvE.png
PvE
No. of members ~6
Guild Hall Imperial Isle
VoIP Teamspeak
Webpage [ ]

Wasted In Charrgaritaville [SALT]

This is a fun, active, and very helpful guild. This guild was founded late April 2009. We are a primarily PvE guild with access to all Campaigns. We have yet to explore all territories. Well some of us haven't.

Our fearless Leader: Alstair Guinness would like to remind all our members: Show me da money!!! We need to build our platinum / gold reserves for the next item on the list for the hall (Shhhh its a secret - don't let Sphen know). So please perform your farming runs with the Guild in mind.

Recruitment

* Sphen Yoder (Not too Smelly) - N/ - lvl 20 * Steffarius Maximus - R/E lvl 20 ascended, protected by MOX
* Knappy Maelstrom - R/ - lvl 20 * Chester Crossedwire - E/Mo - lvl 20 - Official Scribe
Guild Wasted In Charrgaritaville Chester Crossedwire.jpg

for anything in regards to the guild or just to join.

Please watch for newest reincarnations:

Chester is playing around as a Ritualist named Phineaus N Ferb. Still low level while trying to get the hang of that profession.

Charrgaritaville Lyrics

With sincere apologies to the original parrot head that inspired so many vague memories for the following parrotty.

Suckin' on a light beer
Jumping in to the fight without any fear
All of these critters waiting to die
Playin' my flute
Wating to get some loot
Smell those Skale their beginning to fry
Chorus:
Wastin' them away again in Charrgaritaville
Searching for the Lost Sceptor of Orr
Some people claim that the Shining Blade is to Blame
But I don't know who killed that boar
I don't have a good reason
I played here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new Blade
But it's a real beauty
A Destructive cutie
But I can't use it, so I'll just have to put it up for Trade
Chorus:
Wastin' them away again in Charrgaritaville
Searchin' for my personal vault
Some people claim that the Shining Blade is to Blame
Now I think
Hell, its the White Mantle's fault
I got that spider to flop
I did the quest "Straight to the Top"
Filled my bags and had to go back to the hall
Watch out for Shons the Pretender
I'll shout "Never Surrender"
My skills will help me hang on
Wastin' them away again in Charrgaritaville
Trying to place my last Votive Candle
Some people claim that the Shining Blade is to Blame
But I know it's all because of the White Mantle
Yes and the wife claims I play too much
And I keep saying I have done nonesuch