User:Jagtiger/bosses/King Of Bad Internet Problems
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| King Of Bad Internet Problems | |
|---|---|
| Affiliation | Not specified |
| Type | Monster (boss) |
| Service | Bad Internet Problems |
| Level(s) | 30 (32) |
| Campaign | Core |
This boss is professional internet connection destroyer. Surfers must approach with caution and spare connection as counter.
Locations[edit]
World wide web game servers, varies with time.
Skills[edit]
- "I'm Lagging!"
- "There is no problems on my side, maybe they are on your side?"
- "Sorry, you ran out of monthly usage limit. Please use top-up bundles, purchasable at..."
- "Sorry, you used up threshold limit and must be throttled."
- "Sorry, your equipment is too old to work properly. Buy new equipment at..."
- "Currently, we are out of ports on our equipment. Please call in few weeks' time."
- "Currently, your area is over-saturated. We planning to add new equipment soon."
- Rip cable
- Interference
- Lighting (hits computer equipment)
- Thunderball (pierce protected computer equipment)
- Chain Lighting (hits multiple computer equipments)
Items dropped[edit]
- Dial-up modem and other telecommunications devices
Notes[edit]
- He seems to be more frequent in second and third world countries. But recently, he took on first world countries.
- He follows Murphy's Laws and strike only when no one expects him.
Trivia[edit]
- He is just personalization of internet problems.
