User talk:Dandy/Archive 5

Dear Guild Wars Wiki

I have to confess that my homosexuality is nothing but a low joke, and that I am actually straight and normal like most other normal men are. It started off as a simple inside joke from my "Chaos is gay" signature, but soon grew to epic proportions and running out of hands, stirring a lot of drama around both GWW, and to a lesser extent PvX. Since I'm quite inactive on both sites I figured it doesn't really matter much what I tell people. People thinking I'm homosexual has just created a barrier between me and them, hampering my everyday discussions with people. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:16, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Do you seriously believe that THAT is what hampers your everyday discussions with people? -- Wyn talk 09:53, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Yes, of course. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 11:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Nuuuuuu it must not be true Q.Q--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 13:48, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

cool 1 april joke, bro. -Cursed Angel 14:05, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Nevertheless, it's a mindfucker. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:06, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Faggot. <3 ··· Danny Pew Pew 17:09, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Also, and this is not a joke

I had to write a speech for my mother tongue (Swedish, though I'm a Finn ;o) class. I wrote it up here. and incredibly enough, the whole class bought it since I was very convincing with my dry monotone way of speaking. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:54, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

You should be a politician! pretty amazing you made an entire group of people believe it. Either that or your peers are rather uninformed. :) --Lania Elderfire 21:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Actually that is reason why he SHOULDN'T be a politician. Previously Unsigned 05:47, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

All leaders need to be charismatic, if it'd be a good or bad thing would be a matter of what I would do with my 'power' :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 13:31, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

svenska talande bättre folk :c — The preceding unsigned comment was added by 194.252.105.29 (talk) at 19:35, 03 April 2010 (UTC).

^Is that Finnish Chaos? Reaper of Scythes** 19:38, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Don't ever mistake swedish for finnish. thanks! -Cursed Angel 19:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I've been seriously offenced! :D - J.P.Talk 19:44, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

The other way around. Finnish is the dumbest languish on earth. -Cursed Angel 19:45, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

But they have some of the best curses. Vili 点 19:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Teach me 'em. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 19:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Blasphemy! Just try Dutch :P - J.P.Talk 19:49, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

FUCKING VITTU :DDDDDD most epic curse ever ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Eivittu perkele saatana. Also, ym is a hemiviista. Vili 点 19:53, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

(Edit conflict) Out of the three languages I speak fluently. Even though the grammar is just ridiculous, it's a very clear language that doesn't leave room for misinterpretation. Very good to express things in. English is good too ^___^ but there's no expression as good as "PERKELE". ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

It's a Finnish saying, said in Swedish, referring to the fact that the whole upper class was Swedish back in the days. It doesn't make Swedish speaking Finns any more popular. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

(Edit conflict) @Halo:There's the most common, "Vittu", which means "Fuck". But only as a curse.

There's "Saatana". Means "Satan" (who knew? :P).

"Helvetti", means "Hell".

"Huora", means "Whore".

"Perkele", also means "Satan".

"Kulli" or "Mulkku", means "Dick".

These are just some of our curses. - J.P.Talk 19:56, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

"Perkele" also means "Satan"!

"Vittu" is like "fuck", but literally is a slang term for vag.

Now you can speak fluent Finnish, but generally it's not needed, you can live months in Finland without saying a word, mebbe just politely laughing. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:09, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

And some Dutch ones,

• "Hoer", means whore
• "Klootzak", means son of a bitch
• "Lul", means dick
• "Hel", means hell (o rly?)
• "Kut", means pussy

Reaper of Scythes** 20:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Which makes doing it for the luls much more satisfying. Thanks! NuVII 21:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

(Edit conflict) That gives a whole new meaning to lulz o.o--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 21:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Guys, stop that. Thank you. - Reanimated X 21:05, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Omg i lol'd hard @ lul meaning dick XDD dark chaos i love chaos 00:30, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

also, reanimated, if you dont like it, gtfo dark chaos i love chaos 00:31, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

härre gud! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:47, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Happy Easter

Hope you have a good one. Reaper of Scythes** 09:05, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

^_________^ Most definitely! This day was amazing. I had so many girls around me today that they carried me around when I ran out of hands to share attention with. Overall a good day! :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Do you mean girls as in people with two X chromosomes, or just carbon-based humanoid lifeforms that resembled females? Vili 点 19:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Refer to April 1st headline above! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:30, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I fucking love you

Thanks for that. Misery 15:17, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

<3 No problem ^____^ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 15:21, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

Me too

Thanks for that. Thanks! NuVII 14:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

;o ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:38, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

changed sig

to reflect our previous conversation + memorabilia of iffy --dark chaos Saturday Night 20:20, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

I approve of this ^___^ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:25, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

hi

do something on the wiki. this is an absolute joke. 85% of your edits are to talk pages, and most of them are spammy gwiki bullshit. thanks in advance. -Auron 23:21, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

I only just did some edits to some skills, but I wasn't logged in! :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:37, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

wait, we're expected to actually do stuff on the wiki? wat. ··· Danny Pew Pew

Yes. -Auron 23:42, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

well, that's news to me. we should probably address the community at large. ··· Danny Pew Pew

Hello, GWW

Everyone should seemingly add Dandyel@windowslive.com since I'm no longer allowed to post on this wiki! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:46, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

ynot? --dark chaos Saturday Night 21:34, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

That.--neshot 21:35, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

I enjoyed that short while we spammed IRC together. >: --Myotheraccount 15:05, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit, I made it on that list, I'm fucking pro. --dark chaos Saturday Night 18:11, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Morning, Chaos!

You're banned. 91.204.210.16 10:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

A month. That's actually quite reasonable, and they even got the ban reason right! "Disruption" =/= "Trolling". --81.167.229.130 10:56, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

It still makes me sad, honey. :< 91.204.210.16 10:50, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Next time you circumvent expect your block to be lengthened. — Why 11:59, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Tbh we should use IPs and sign manually. IPs cannot be bolked! --86.150.113.220 12:00, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Wouldn't doing that only encourage further proxying and, therefore, a greater lack of ability to track? Unless you plan on prohibiting IPs from editing, you could end up simply creating a bigger mess. If someone hasn't already said this, then perhaps I'll be the first: Bans only prevent constructive users from editing. 68.168.212.12 21:13, 18 April 2010 (UTC)