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Dear Guild Wars Wiki

I have to confess that my homosexuality is nothing but a low joke, and that I am actually straight and normal like most other normal men are. It started off as a simple inside joke from my "Chaos is gay" signature, but soon grew to epic proportions and running out of hands, stirring a lot of drama around both GWW, and to a lesser extent PvX. Since I'm quite inactive on both sites I figured it doesn't really matter much what I tell people. People thinking I'm homosexual has just created a barrier between me and them, hampering my everyday discussions with people. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:16, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Do you seriously believe that THAT is what hampers your everyday discussions with people? -- Wyn User Wynthyst sig icon2.png talk 09:53, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
Yes, of course. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 11:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
Nuuuuuu it must not be true Q.Q--/ u /nendingfear 19x19px 13:48, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
cool 1 april joke, bro. -Cursed Angel Q.Q 14:05, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
Nevertheless, it's a mindfucker. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:06, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
Faggot. <3 ··· Danny Pew Pew 17:09, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Also, and this is not a joke

I had to write a speech for my mother tongue (Swedish, though I'm a Finn ;o) class. I wrote it up here. and incredibly enough, the whole class bought it since I was very convincing with my dry monotone way of speaking. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:54, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

You should be a politician! pretty amazing you made an entire group of people believe it. Either that or your peers are rather uninformed. :) --Lania ElderfireUser Lania Elderfire pinkribbon.jpg 21:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
Actually that is reason why he SHOULDN'T be a politician. Previously Unsigned 05:47, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
All leaders need to be charismatic, if it'd be a good or bad thing would be a matter of what I would do with my 'power' :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 13:31, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
svenska talande bättre folk :c The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk) at 19:35, 03 April 2010 (UTC).
^Is that Finnish Chaos? Reaper of Scythes** User Reaper of Scythes Juggernaut1.png 19:38, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Don't ever mistake swedish for finnish. thanks! -Cursed Angel Q.Q 19:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
I've been seriously offenced! :D - J.P.User J.P. sigicon.pngTalk 19:44, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
The other way around. Finnish is the dumbest languish on earth. -Cursed Angel Q.Q 19:45, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
But they have some of the best curses. Vili 点 User talk:Vili 19:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Teach me 'em. →[ »Halogod User Halogod35 Sig.png (talk ]← 19:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Blasphemy! Just try Dutch :P - J.P.User J.P. sigicon.pngTalk 19:49, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
FUCKING VITTU :DDDDDD most epic curse ever ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Eivittu perkele saatana. Also, ym is a hemiviista. Vili 点 User talk:Vili 19:53, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
(Edit conflict) Out of the three languages I speak fluently. Even though the grammar is just ridiculous, it's a very clear language that doesn't leave room for misinterpretation. Very good to express things in. English is good too ^___^ but there's no expression as good as "PERKELE". ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
It's a Finnish saying, said in Swedish, referring to the fact that the whole upper class was Swedish back in the days. It doesn't make Swedish speaking Finns any more popular. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
(Edit conflict) @Halo:There's the most common, "Vittu", which means "Fuck". But only as a curse.
There's "Saatana". Means "Satan" (who knew? :P).
"Helvetti", means "Hell".
"Huora", means "Whore".
"Perkele", also means "Satan".
"Kulli" or "Mulkku", means "Dick".
These are just some of our curses. - J.P.User J.P. sigicon.pngTalk 19:56, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
"Perkele" also means "Satan"!
"Vittu" is like "fuck", but literally is a slang term for vag.
Now you can speak fluent Finnish, but generally it's not needed, you can live months in Finland without saying a word, mebbe just politely laughing. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:09, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
And some Dutch ones,
  • "Hoer", means whore
  • "Klootzak", means son of a bitch
  • "Lul", means dick
  • "Hel", means hell (o rly?)
  • "Kut", means pussy
Reaper of Scythes** User Reaper of Scythes Juggernaut1.png 20:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Which makes doing it for the luls much more satisfying. Thanks! NuVII User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg 21:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
(Edit conflict) That gives a whole new meaning to lulz o.o--/ u /nendingfear 19x19px 21:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Guys, stop that. Thank you. - Reanimated X 21:05, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Omg i lol'd hard @ lul meaning dick XDD dark chaos i love chaos 00:30, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
also, reanimated, if you dont like it, gtfo dark chaos i love chaos 00:31, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

härre gud! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:47, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Happy Easter

Hope you have a good one. Chocolate Bunny.png Reaper of Scythes** User Reaper of Scythes Juggernaut1.png 09:05, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

^_________^ Most definitely! This day was amazing. I had so many girls around me today that they carried me around when I ran out of hands to share attention with. Overall a good day! :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Do you mean girls as in people with two X chromosomes, or just carbon-based humanoid lifeforms that resembled females? Vili 点 User talk:Vili 19:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Refer to April 1st headline above! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:30, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I fucking love you

Thanks for that. Misery 15:17, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

<3 No problem ^____^ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 15:21, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

Me too

Thanks for that. Thanks! NuVII User NuclearVII signature 3.jpg 14:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

;o ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:38, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

changed sig

to reflect our previous conversation + memorabilia of iffy --dark chaos Saturday Night 20:20, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

I approve of this ^___^ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:25, 8 April 2010 (UTC)


do something on the wiki. this is an absolute joke. 85% of your edits are to talk pages, and most of them are spammy gwiki bullshit. thanks in advance. -Auron 23:21, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

I only just did some edits to some skills, but I wasn't logged in! :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 09:37, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
wait, we're expected to actually do stuff on the wiki? wat. ··· Danny Pew Pew
Yes. -Auron 23:42, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
well, that's news to me. we should probably address the community at large. ··· Danny Pew Pew

Hello, GWW

Everyone should seemingly add since I'm no longer allowed to post on this wiki! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 20:46, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

ynot? --dark chaos Saturday Night 21:34, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
That.--User Oneshot O.JPGneshot 21:35, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
I enjoyed that short while we spammed IRC together. >: --Myotheraccount 15:05, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
Oh shit, I made it on that list, I'm fucking pro. --dark chaos Saturday Night 18:11, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Morning, Chaos!

You're banned. 10:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

A month. That's actually quite reasonable, and they even got the ban reason right! "Disruption" =/= "Trolling". -- 10:56, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
It still makes me sad, honey. :< 10:50, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
Next time you circumvent expect your block to be lengthened. WhyUser talk:Why 11:59, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
Tbh we should use IPs and sign manually. IPs cannot be bolked! -- 12:00, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
Wouldn't doing that only encourage further proxying and, therefore, a greater lack of ability to track? Unless you plan on prohibiting IPs from editing, you could end up simply creating a bigger mess. If someone hasn't already said this, then perhaps I'll be the first: Bans only prevent constructive users from editing. 21:13, 18 April 2010 (UTC)