Guild:Down Under Alliance

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[edit] Down Under Alliance [DUA]

Down Under Alliance DUA
Territory	Australia
Language	English
Leader	Professor Yakkington
Faction	Kurzick
Type	PVX
Guild Hall	Uncharted Isle
VoIP	Ventrilo

Down Under Alliance
Region	Giant Keg Barrel
Environment Effects	Drunkardness
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Guild hall Services Added Costs Sexy Xunlai Agent 10 Poxy Dye Trader 50 Meatball Trader 100 Rare Rabbit Trader 100 Rune Scape Trader 25 Bakery Scroll Trader 50 Mad Skill Trainer 100 Domanatrix of Balthazar 10 Rip off Merchant 25 Jim the Weaponsmith 10 Guild Emblemer from Hell 10 Potoroo Ambassador 10 Elite Festival Hat Keeper 10

Down Under Alliance [DUA] is a bunch of smart-arses with crude mouths and even cruder private parts. We primarily consume Finlandia Vodka or cans of Jim Bean. Our leadership changes approximately every 10 seconds and so does our edits of this page :)

Some our the activities that our guild enjoys include:

Feeding noobs to the turtles

Eating 40 spring rolls at midnight

Going on Maccas coke runs

Dancing naked in random guild halls

Animal noises

Combing Budgers backhair

Killing the wildlife in Guild Wars

Coming up with descriptive names for other guild members various odours

Spanking

Pants

Baking quiches

[edit] Recruitment

YOU GIVE US PANTS, WE GIVE YOU A GUILD!

We also fully support false advertising, however we are not lying about our love of pants

[edit] Contact information

• For a good time please contact our officers:
  

Mateo Verucia ( The Multi-Tasker )	Vixen Of Edialeda ( The Humper )	Jelzy Bean ( The Slo and the Lurer )	Perfect Farmer ( The Drunk One )	Bane Of The Sith ( The English Imposter )	Burning Vengance ( The Man Who Will Keep You Up All Night Long )	Adolf S Bundy ( The Gynecologist )	Firefly Inara ( The hero from Canton, the man they call Jayne )

Auron Veritas ( The Never Be Guild Leader Factor )	Ozzy the Obsequious ' ( The user of sesquipedalians which are all very floccinaucinihilipilificative)

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