User:Karliki

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Ritualist-icon.png Kastor Hetep
Caretaker's Charge.jpg Caretaker's Charge is Kastor Hetep's favorite skill.
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  • History:
Abbadon, Shiro and the Undead Lich where at a bachelor party. Too much alcohol was consumed, one thing led to another and from this unholy union Kastor Hetep was born. Things started off well for Kastor and his three fathers; trips to the beach, the park and the zoo were a common occurrence, it was a happy time. One day however, Abaddon decided he was fed up of allways being skint, (due to the increase in child benefit payments). So he decided to move up the career ladder and hopefully get a pay rise in the process. Abbadon's work colleagues didn't take too kindly to his self promotion drive, so they framed him for a crime he didn't commit. Abbadon is now currently serving a life sentences for public exposure, leaving Shiro and the Undead Lich to bring Kastor up in their own image, in their own likeness.
Remember When I Said I'd Kill You Last... I Lied!
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To all my love slaves out there: Kastor Hetep is here. In the flesh, baby. The ultimate male!

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Binding Ritual...Where Do You Want To Die Today!

Big Boss of Binding Ritual

  • Ritualist/Ritualist
  • Level 20, Canthan
  • Male
  • Height: As Tall As A Small Mountain
  • Age: Born May 2007
  • Experience: 7 Million
  • Armor:
15k Kurzick & Ancient
  • Pet:
Anything Small & Fluffy that Can Be Kicked!.
  • Heroes:
Koss-icon.jpgMelonni-icon.jpgDunkoro-icon.jpgTahlkora-icon.jpgAcolyteSousuke-icon.jpgOlias-icon.jpgAcolyteJin-icon.jpgMasterOfWhispers-icon.jpgMargridTheSly-icon.jpgZhedShadowhoof-icon.jpgGoren-icon.jpgNorgu-icon.jpgGeneralMorgahn-icon.jpgRazah-icon.jpgZenmai-icon.jpgOgdenStonehealer-icon.jpgVekk-icon.jpgGwen-icon.jpgXandra-icon.jpgKahmu-icon.jpgLivia-icon.jpgHayda-icon.jpgPyreFierceshot-icon.jpgAnton-icon.jpgJora-icon.jpg
  • Heroes with upgraded armor:
Koss-icon.jpg...
  • Heroes to get:
None, just need their fancy armour!
  • Titles:

King of Nothing
Legendary Spearmarshal
Holy Lightbringer
Elonian Elite Skill Hunter
Canthan Elite Skill Hunter
Tyrian Elite Skill Hunter
Legendary Skill Hunter
Elonian Grandmaster Cartographer
Protector of Tyria
Protector of Elona
Collector of Wisdom
Treasure Hunter
Kurzick Supporter
Sweet Tooth
Kind Of A Big Deal
Canthan Trailblazer

  • Non-title statues I have in my Hall of Monuments:
  • Non-title 1
  • Non-title 2
  • Non-title 3
  • Goals:

To Kill Shiro & Have Him Stay Dead

  • Favorite Weapons
Phallic Objects


  • Builds:


Continual Channeler
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RT/Any Continual Channeler OACjEyiM5Q+gdTKTLTXOEMQbXMA



Elysium Haven Of The Crymson Guard Alliance
Leader Elysium Haven Of The Crymson Guard
Members Crymson Guard • Knights of the Legion • Swyft Clan • Shattered Caberet • Binding Ritual • Divine Misfits • Elysium Harbor Inn • The Order of Blackthorn Tower