User talk:Fox007/Quotes

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[edit] Add your weirdass Quotes here :)

• "<Ninja Dragon> Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one, and they all stink."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
• "<Ninja Dragon> There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
• "<Ninja Dragon> The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order."
• "<Ninja Dragon> One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention."
• "<Ninja Dragon> A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar."
• "<Ninja Dragon> You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
• "<Ninja Dragon> Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Good Morning" Is an oxymoron."
• "<Ninja Dragon> I drink apple juice because OJ will kill you."
• "<Ninja Dragon> I wish my grass was emo. So it would cut itself."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "And this is where I met the Lich. He told me to burn things."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "It's just a flesh wound!"
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I will shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking..."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "King - Please! Please good people! I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Peasant 1 - No one lives there.

K - Then who is your lord?

P1 - We don't have a lord.

K - What?

Peasant 2 - I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs-

K - Be quiet!

P2 - but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious-

K - Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

P1 - Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Ha!

K - I am your king!

P1 - Well I didn't vote for you."

• "<Ninja Dragon> "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. "
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers"
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
• "<Ninja Dragon> "If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. "
• "<Fox007> If jack would help you of the horse. Would you help jack off the horse.
• "<Fox007> General we are surrounded! Good now we can attack in all directions."
• "<Fox007> Never let your schoool interfere with your education."
• "<Fox007> Why are you using fire magic you could have made a elementalist. I am a Ninja!"
• "<Fox007> Why do you have a pair of trousers when there is only one?"
• "<Fox007> If you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars. Chuck norris has more money then you!"
• "<Fox007> X-mass is diner, diner is murder, murder is massacre. X-MASS IS MASSACRE!"
• "<Fox007> They Hate everything we stand for! Liberty, Freedom, Applepie!! Did i say freedom?"
• "<Fox007> After 9/11, Bush made two statements: 'Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity' and 'We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism.' Sounds like everything is going according to plan."
• "<Fox007> If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practise?"
• "<Shadow> Take me to the fair I want to see the godd*mn pony"
• "<The CBR> I reject your reality and substitute my own"
• "<Oni>When somebody says so i herd you liek mudkip,a kitten diez. be wary."
• "<Anon:Alcedo> If you chase two Monks, you will lose them both. Ever considered a thing called ee-em-ess?"
• "<Anon:Alcedo> If someone /ranks you, swallow your pride or it will make it worse."
• "<Anon:Alcedo> I only trust two people: I'm one of them, you're not the other."
• "<Wings of Blood> School and veggis are one in the same, people hate veggis and people hate school but only school is wwhere you get homework!"

[edit] lol!

funny quotes. ofc CN has more money than you, even if it's the same amount. you know, he's chuck norris... —ZerphaThe Improver 17:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

^^ now add some you know :P Fox007 17:55, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

unfortunately i can't think of any yet, but i'll try to think of it when i get some. (I'm also afraid of worsening the page if i come up with crap :P) —ZerphaThe Improver 18:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Well it is always fun to have some more :D Fox007 18:57, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Add mor peeples or dy and sufer teh ultimte consqunces!!!! RAWR!!!!--..V,(^_^) \,,/(^_^)\,,/ (¬_¬)/¯ Ninja Dragon 06:58, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey umm I added mines. Hope it's okay ^^' Couldn't resist. Alcedo --84.3.228.244 10:10, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

that' s why the page is here^^ Fox007 11:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)