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The fabulous Cyn thong band[edit]

Oh yeah ! Move those elements, Cyn ! Yseron - 81.49.228.126 22:23, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

Note to the open-source community[edit]

Until you realize that:
- no, the industry is not interested in over complicated installations procedures for trivial things
- if you develop something for your friends you do not develop it for the industry
- if it's not stable, it make us lose more money than what we would have paid for a usual rock-solid software
- if there is a common / recurrent error / flaw in your application builds, do not put it in a-never-to-be-found note, you need to fix it once and for all
- that's precisely because you answer that it's free and that we are not forced to use it if we dont want to, that we end up not using it any more
- A 2 weeks delay to fix crashes that hence should have a high priority in your bug list force us to always fix things by ourselves, which in turn cost time, and hence cost money, negating the free aspect of your product

There is a reason some companies like Nintendo now simply forbid the use of open source content in the productions we submit for approvals. Yseron - 81.49.228.126 12:12, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

brool story co. -Auron 13:28, 11 May 2011 (UTC)
There are those who dont care, and those who get a job in the industry. Yseron - 81.49.228.126 19:01, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

To Ian[edit]

Here. I kept the thread-safe, optimised, non pinder-circus version for myself. Yseron - 83.203.178.129 13:43, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

I reported a selection of some of the important fixes into the zip in case you would miss them. Yseron - 83.196.135.117 18:07, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

In your code I went by what seemed to be an attempt to create an array of objects that revealed itself to do far too much allocations when being expanded. You should use in-place constructors ( new( adr ) / ( T* ( adr )->T() ) and destructor ( T*( adr ) )->~T() to avoid having to delete / recreate the entire array when adding an element in the context "needed size not yet > capacity", provided that you one day use the notion of capacity. But i would suggest that you use a list so that you never recreate the entire buffer in order to just add a new object (which is dangerous because any reference on old objects locations become incorrect). More over, if you choose an array over a list in order to limit fragmentation (which do not seem to be the case) you should then create a pool instead, using in-place constructors and destructors.
Example here. As always, these are only examples and they should not get incorporated in any real production without a severe review. A corrected version that now use aligned blocks have replaced the previous one.
Yseron - Serge Yseron 15:59, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

GW missions[edit]

Season of the Witch (2011, Nicolas Cage) is one of those DVDs that i buy without really knowing what it is about or if it have a chance to be a good movie. I have been quite surprised and delighted by the atmosphere, the twists and turns of the plot. This is one of those adventures that we would like to live in an MMO with, why not, a good loot in the end. In reality there have been quite some attempts to copy this kind of twists in more than one game like GW, but it's very difficult to create a specific atmosphere in a generic map made of generic stuff and generic enemies. Never mind, it means that cinema still got something to offer that video games cant. Yseron - 83.203.178.129 23:35, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

Paradoxes[edit]

Sometimes i wonder if a good definition for a paradox wouldnt go like this: If game designers would allow players to play AB on whatever map they like, a battle would start every second....
I can always dream of a weekend of test to check if it would work.

However, we did play on Grentz for once, and somehow, it was worth it.

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Serge Yseron 21:50, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

Football and women[edit]

In the town where i am now, a female foorball team won against a male team. I'll tell you this: dont let this happen too often, because when it does, you are sure to hear about it so much that you wont sleep for the whole night... Dam noisy town. Yseron - 83.196.129.7 13:43, 21 May 2011 (UTC)

AB[edit]

Wait for me dirty-faces puppies !
I'm back to play with you !

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Yseron - 83.203.238.205 16:13, 21 May 2011 (UTC)

Would you mind sourcing File:User Serge Yseron a gentlemen sport.jpg? Thanks. G R E E N E R 16:21, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

moment. Yseron - 83.196.129.7 19:59, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
French site here. Yseron - 83.196.129.7 20:02, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
Merci. Est-ce que le propriétaire de l'image convient que vous pouvez employer l'image sur ce site? C'est mon souci primaire. Nous employons le GFDL, ici. Seulement est en français. Je suis désolé.. G R E E N E R 05:31, 23 May 2011 (UTC)
Je peut toujours lui poser la question. Des qu'il m'aura répondu tu le sauras. Yseron - 83.196.129.7 11:31, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

If this was a movie....[edit]

I would be ok to pay 25$ to see it in a movie theater... At the condition that Tarantino made it. Yseron - 83.203.238.205 21:13, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Technology[edit]

Between that and Unreal Technology, the world will be soon divided into two categories. Those who got the technology, and the others. Only interesting game play and design might save those who cant afford it. Unfortunately, people who come with that kind of engines are usually not the ones that can stay in presence of a bad designer for more than one mere second. Yseron - 83.196.129.7 21:35, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

When playing with others becomes a reward[edit]

There is something a million times more enjoyable than just beating MoleX or one of the doa areas. It's to do it with players that usually dont find a grp to do it, and show them that with proper support, their build is not as terrible as the dwg players would like them to think it is. A majority of the guys below didnt even know where the portal that lead to gloom was, and they made it to the end, enjoying every second of it. This, more than any title offered in gw, is the kind of reward that i will cherish until gw stop to be played.

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Yseron - Serge Yseron 23:47, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

Everyone should draw their inspiration from you. Including me. In an environment where kindness and benevolence is not rewarded by the game, people should realize that in fact there are rewards for those kind deeds. Koda User Koda Kumi Horns1.GIF 19:03, 1 June 2011 (UTC)

Good work[edit]

to the 3 teams that were able to attack the 3 doors of the castle at the same time for 2 matchs in a row.

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Serge Yseron 23:44, 4 June 2011 (UTC)

Of marketing and gadgets[edit]

When at home i was able to connect to internet without using the crap internet connection kit of my isp (read: marketing bright idea of packing useless gadgets that take out 80% of your computer performances so they can justify their pay). But with the internet key you cant even disable stupid SMS that inform you, beware, who won the Rolland Garos match. Their launcher progressively eat up memory (more than 200Mo and it continue until you close it) for no reason since it's supposed to just establish a connection to internet.

In our modern days, Darwin can no more sort out people that are paid 4000$ per month and whose sole talents are to be able to make their employer think they are useful. If an apocalypse show its dirty face, save the engineers. And shoot the marketing staff. Yseron - 83.196.92.36 00:20, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

Fnac, a good exemple of what not to do[edit]

If you ever went to Fnac in order to buy a computer you will discover that they got something called a special Fnac warranty. The idea is simple, try to frighten customers by telling them that 35% of the product <X> sold are returned to the shop for repairs.

I'm going to show you how insulting it is for common sens

1) logic: an expensive computer sold by a well established constructor cant have this rate of failures because it would not be a well established constructor.
2) logic: By pretending that 35% of these machines are returned for repair, you are admitting yourselves that you sell shit.
3) logic: Because of 2) you are also pretending that Asus do shitty computers.
4) If you think that the customer is too shy to defend itself against your arguments, you now will remember the day i yelled "35% ? What kind of junk are you selling in that shop ?". Suddenly, the optional special warranty became optional again. How surprising for, how do they call that again... Ah, yes, a "power trader".

Yseron - 83.203.236.106 00:36, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

Intermission[edit]

Blind tadpole and consumables. Yseron - 83.203.236.106 19:23, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

If you are interested[edit]

We switched to grentz 2 matchs ago...
Nice shield by the way. Is it a window with a handle attached to it ?

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Serge Yseron 01:20, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

My latest fan[edit]

C'mon baby, dont be shy.

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Serge Yseron 21:55, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

2 remaining weeks[edit]

with a crap internet connection, then i'm back home. Yseron - Serge Yseron 18:43, 15 June 2011 (UTC)

Inverse dynamic[edit]

Cute and frightening because of the usage that could be made of these. Yseron - 83.203.240.164 21:54, 15 June 2011 (UTC)

The notion of adventure[edit]

I know, it's old. The heroes of our generation were shining more by their intellect and determination than by their sophisticated futuristic super armor powered by nuclear reactions and integrated coffee machine. But i don't blame the new generation. Because i like coffee too. Yseron - 83.203.240.164 22:39, 15 June 2011 (UTC)

Smart talking[edit]

A brilliant player that tend to mistake opportunity with superiority asked me if it was a smart move i made when we were in the castle.


The problem is that i tend to answer one time for each leaver we had.


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After all, i'm not the king of dilation for nothing...

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Connection[edit]

French internet service providers are triple shit. Yseron - 90.84.146.152 23:12, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

Lag wars[edit]

Every once in a while, after you score a comfortable number of successful battles, you get near an enemy that seems to be waiting for you and 'hop', either you lag and magically regain control of your toon at the precise moment you die, or you are disconnected, just like that, 'hop' !


See if i care.


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Serge Yseron 00:00, 18 June 2011 (UTC)

I've had that issue too with my Necro, but I like it with the Kurzick side prevails even still. ^.^ Kaisha User Kaisha Sig.png 00:16, 18 June 2011 (UTC)

Modern life begining to be modern for real[edit]

Let's hope so... Yseron - 83.196.91.222 21:57, 18 June 2011 (UTC)

A designer mind[edit]

A green bow at every run...

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Serge Yseron 22:03, 18 June 2011 (UTC)

France Telecom - experts en crétinisme (France Telecom - useless idiots)[edit]

Parceque ça commence à sérieusement me gonfler. Yseron - 83.203.135.244 14:21, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

Apparently, from what i get from google searchs, the internet is plagued with angry customers all over the world about Orange and the constructor HUAWEI. France Telecom are now officially called "amators" world wide for everything related to mobile connections. Yseron - 83.196.91.222 14:37, 19 June 2011 (UTC)
I am again up and running, i re-installed everything. Unfortunatelly it means that once again, after a few hours of connection their launcher will again cause more than 300Mo of memory leaks, which systematically lead to a loss of the connection. Yseron - 83.196.91.222 14:51, 19 June 2011 (UTC)


Message to the other game developers[edit]

Go proudly, you got nothing to envy to SSII programmers, and especially to France Telecom ones. Yseron - 83.196.91.222 14:54, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

When it's time to switch[edit]

After i saw 5 kurziks not being able to cap the monk shrine when all thay had to do was to stand in cap range i decided there was no reason for me to continue to suffer with them. I just switched side..... See if i care. Yseron - 90.84.144.72 23:23, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

Commercial mails[edit]

Last weekend when checking my mail box after a month of absence i did get a big surprise: the mail box was full of junk mail and when i say full, i mean it, a brick of junk mail.

Can you imagine..... a retarded guy pushing for the life of him..... with a grin on his face.....some commercial mails until all of it enter the mail box and join the already abundant other junk mails in my small mail box?

Shoot the marketing staff,...and aim for the head. Yseron - 83.203.135.244 11:26, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

When[edit]

- you see that one of your team member ask how much factions he need for the HOM while the opposite faction is caping a shrine under his nose
- you see that the only kurzik team that got a monk fail to cap a shrine when all they got to do is to stand in cap range because even if they cant kill the monk they still would have 3 peeps of caping


Just switch side, and let them die....

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Serge Yseron 11:45, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

WTB tent in the desert to play gw quietely[edit]

- Good news: almost finished with my current job as a contractor, will soon be back to our studio.
- Bad news: we celebrate music in the country this evening, some celebrate it under my window, i got a headache.
- Bad news: unprecedented lags in AB for me.
- Good news: while searching if it was coming from my computer i found out that you can connect to the internet without france telecom launcher..It was a bug.

Yseron - 83.196.130.195 18:55, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

France Telecom: althought i did not connect with the method mentioned above for the reason that i have been watching a movie until now, i now cant no more connect to internet excepted with the access provided by the building i am in, which is limited to browsing some unsignificant pages. To make it short: i pay an internet connection for which i dont have acces because i'm not home. The building i am in brag that it have an internet connection, but it's not a connection for real, and on top of that i pay for a mobile internet connection that does not work. France Telecom: world champions.... Yseron - 83.203.135.244 21:11, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

Hamburger[edit]

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Serge Yseron 02:25, 22 June 2011 (UTC)

When fun[edit]

Is just a KD away.... Yseron - 83.203.196.159 22:47, 22 June 2011 (UTC)

Overall[edit]

an excellent evening. You will need more than that to discourage me. Yseron - Serge Yseron 02:20, 24 June 2011 (UTC)

I got some other good news: in a week i'm back home with a decent / stable connection, because i wont need any more the g3+ connection. Yseron - 83.196.155.217 02:27, 24 June 2011 (UTC)

AB got a a new hero[edit]

Quick Gun Murugan. Yseron - 83.196.155.217 17:50, 25 June 2011 (UTC)

Broccoli make you[edit]

leet. Serge Yseron 19:32, 25 June 2011 (UTC)

Sometimes an information is more valuable than an answer[edit]

Or how kurzicks build their own demise

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Serge Yseron 15:16, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Cheating in games[edit]

Microsoft and video game companies: partnership on security issues, anyone ? Yseron - 83.196.155.217 16:16, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

The most useless balcony of the world[edit]

Here. Yseron - 83.203.196.159 02:22, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

The futur of Cantha revealed[edit]

Modern alliance battles Serge Yseron 17:23, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

AB monks, license to heal[edit]

Alesia DNA traveled space and time. Serge Yseron 20:23, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Your account has expired[edit]

that's what the game client told me a few minutes ago. Should i be worried ? - Yseron 90.84.144.189 22:42, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

someone complained not long after that someone loged onto his main account. Gives the creep, eh ? Yseron - 90.84.144.189 23:21, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

PVX Wiki, the reference of people who have been there for so long that they think i am new[edit]

Today i learnt some valuable infos about me:

- I was playing AB.
- I am new to AB.
- I must build to solo NPCs, not for team play.
- Trimed caps dont care a single nut about Terran the Tank.

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right after switching side

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Serge Yseron 23:36, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Souvenir from when people hadnt any pve skills to go anywhere in the uw[edit]

here... Yseron - 83.196.155.217 17:08, 28 June 2011 (UTC)

We switched to grentz frontier a match ago if people are interested[edit]

Serge Yseron 21:38, 28 June 2011 (UTC)

Free full horror jewels[edit]

The movie with Weresheeps, here (4 x 20 minutes)
And One of the sites that give you these titles that you then can seek on the net, here

It's Christmas !

90.9.248.31 03:36, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

This dervish[edit]

Rocks. Yseron - 90.9.123.181 19:24, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

GO NAGAI ! 25th anniversary. Personnaly i find the music theme that will give a chill to anyone that was over 10, 30 years ago, to come too soon. Yseron - Serge Yseron 19:52, 3 July 2011 (UTC)
And for the fans here is something special to put on a media that will travel the ages. Yseron - Serge Yseron 19:52, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

Randomly random randomness[edit]

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Serge Yseron 20:46, 5 July 2011 (UTC)