Guild:Forces Of Diversion (historical)
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This page is about a historical player guild.
This page is a player-managed entry on a guild that has now faded into obscurity through inactivity. |
| Forces Of Diversion [FoD] | |
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| File:Guild Forces Of Diversion cape.jpg | |
| Territory | Canada! |
| Faction | Royal Mounties |
| Type | Social/PvE |
| No. of members | Generally Drunk |
| Guild Hall | and Oats! |
| VoIP | Alliance Teamspeak |
Forces Of Diversion [FoD]
How ya doing? We're the Forces Of Diversion, a guild dedicated to the glory of the mesmer skill 'Diversion'. In PvP, we use diversion and flare exclusively. It's great fun. One time we were in PvP and this guy came up to us and said "'EY! U LOK LIK A RAB3T!" and we diverted him, and he started painting his toenails. Our erstwhile webmaster and official guild Brit, Scorp, described this entertaining encounter most beautifully, saying, "wiki wiki wiki wiki, wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki."
Activity/Size
We really don't know. Every time we try to count, we get distracted for some reason. But, we do like to watch Monty Python, and have started a petition to translate all episodes of this wonderfully insightful show into Klingon, so that when we meet the Klingons they'll have an idea what's funny. Hah! The Parrot is dead... Riot!
Lore
Our guild leader, Anna, is a superintelligent Koala bear raised by the Canadian Space Agency.
Recruitment
All potential members of FoD must first do something. We.. forget what, but we'll know it when we see it. Go ahead, keep at it, don't be shy. You'll get there. Persistence pays off wonderful dividends. Like this one time, Scorp was walking down the road and saw Anna and said, "wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki" and thus FoD was born. If you have any questions, good for you!
Contact information
Chronicles of Auspicious Fate Alliance Forum: http://www.auspiciousalliance.com/
Leader: Anna Lies
Officers: Sir Scorp the Learned, Mohigan Blade
Guild Mascot and Spokesperson: Hanny the Brave
