Guild:Order Of Pointed Sticks

Order Of Pointed Sticks [OOPS]
File:Guild Order Of Pointed Sticks cape.jpg
Territory	Canadian!
Faction	Pancake
Type	Social/Knitting
No. of members	Mid-40s (about 100 personalities)
Guild Hall	Imperial Isle
VoIP	The sun! It burns!
Forums	Auspicious Alliance

Order Of Pointed Sticks [OOPS]

The Order Of Pointed Sticks is dedicated to the advancement of Pancakes as the official state animal of the Canthan Empire. These noble, brave creatures went forth and fought alongside the Luxons and Kurzicks when Shiro re-emerged to take over the Imperial Palace, provided a much-needed line of defense when the Oracle Suun's long-awaited "Hey Let's Summon a Celestial Dire Lion!" ceremony backfired, and truely, turned the tide of battle the day that the Mad King Thorn's army reached the gates of the city with their feared Muffin Bazookas.

Let not any disparage the pancake, who has given us so much!

Activity/Size

Sadly, our war against those who disrespect the pancakes has taken its toll on the sanity of our members, who are convinced that there was, in fact, no pancake involvement in any of the above events (and even dispute that Shiro ever re-emerged from his original supposed death at the time of the Jade Wind). This led to massive internal conflicts within the guild, although about a week ago, one individual, known as the Penderwydd, stepped up to provide direction and leadership to the guild, and he was looked upon with reverence until his assassination 5 minutes later. Fowl play is expected.

Today, OOPS is made up of 50 completely disorganized members all vying for leadership of the guild and doing everything they can to undermine the basic structure of Tyria in their effort to do something, although they seem to have forgotten what. Cookies and Cake are often present at their events, as well as guest speakers.

Lore

OOPS controls the only known source of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream in the guild wars universe. OOPS also trains the best tracking lemurs on skateboards known in all of Tyria, Cantha, and Elona. The lemurs also double as a messenger service, although are known to deliver messages wrongly to door handles and golf clubs due to their attraction to shiny objects.

Recruitment

OOPS does not recruit so much as implant telepathic suggestions into prospective members. If you're ready to join, you'll know it. Also, a 50k telepathic suggestion fee is required upon joining. Maybe.

Contact information

Impromptu Dictator: Nairo Sionuill

Officers: The Artful Nudger, Arzu Ashurbeyli, Rogan of Ebertoni, Quiet Talen, Alaya The Assiduous, Zanzara Faequin, Drahma Quien

Doomed Drunkard: Raina Alcarin

Annoying Cat-Kicking Person: Hanny the Brave

Alliance Savior: Mortuus Incendia

Penderwydd and High Bard of the Alliance: Myrddin the Embries Tegid Teles

Ambassador of Pie: Oho Slith

Website: OOPS Website of Awesome!

Forums and Alliance Site: The Chronicles of Auspicious Fate Alliance

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