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Schrodingers Kittens [Neko]

Schrodingers Kittens [Neko]
Guild Schrodingers Kittens cape.jpg
Territory Citizens of the World
Language English / Japanese
Leader Dwayna's Kiss.jpg‎ Ayukawaa Madoka
Faction Faction (Luxon).jpg...Luxon
Type ... not that type ^.~
No. of members just enough
Guild Hall Isle of Meditation

Miniature Gwen.pngMiniature Vizu.pngTormented Shield.jpgFlamingo.jpgGwen Doll.png

Schrodinger's Kittens is a mostly female guild (with occasional exceptions to allow for our most fervent male devotees, because after all, you can't have unrequited love if you don't allow yourself to be the object of another's desire) ^.~

Our tag is Neko, which is Japanese for cat. Our original tag was "NUDE", because, well... we're all nude under our armor, right? Or was it because we always play while sitting in front of the computer totally..., er, um, don't even think about it. But we got tired of all the guys trying to well, see why we had the tag NUDE, so, now it's just Neko =^.^=

Our guild was founded by Ayukawa Madoka. She of Kimagure Orange Road fame. If you do not understand the reference, you need to review anime from "back in the day".

Madoka is an accomplished player and all around fun person. (sort of). She is a loyal friend and worthy ally, but be forewarned! Never, and we mean never, fall in love with her. Madoka will only break your heart!

Our guild is named after Erwin Schrodinger and his most famous thought experiment. If you do not understand the reference, you need to brush up on your theoretical physics. But understand, 1) we like cats, 2) we are well versed in quantum mechanics and particle physics and 3) our characters, as they exist in the world of Guild Wars can truly be said to be neither dead nor alive.

Nan Desu Ka? explain: S=Akc^3/4(h-bar)G


Seriously, does this armor make my butt look big?

Our Story

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Once upon a time... (all good stories start this way)... a small group of female scientists were working at a top research institute to solve the questions that have plagued the community of physics since the days of Einstein, Bohr, Pauli, Planck and of course, Schrodinger. To their geekish male counterparts, these female scientists, objects of fantasy and desire, became affectionately known as... the Guild of Schrodinger's Kittens. (mostly, because they objected to being called the society of buxom babes with big brains). So... one day, while working at the high intensity particle accelerator, the entire team was drawn into an alternate brane of the multiverse, and found itself in a strange, parallel universe, which they discribed as a Hilbert Space, but which you, dear reader, know as the lands of Tyria, Cantha and Elona. Utterly lost in this alien environment, the kittens had to use their vastly superior intellect to outwit the enemy in order to survive. Naturally, they adapted, honed their skills and soon formed their very own alliance. Now they battle the forces of evil (Kurzicks) in an attempt to find their way back to their own place and time... or is it their own time and space or... grrrrr, what dimension is this anyway! Hey.. nice shoes, where did you get them?

Guild Songs

Gwen interest.jpgFlute.png Now you can listen to the music we listen to!!


Life is Like a Boat by Rie Fu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik8J9L5rJnc

Kagami No Naka No Akutoresu by Nakahara Meiko

(This one has actual pictures of Madoka:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4Lqhl5KiA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63IMePuXme0

Decay by Rie Fu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsN_ntWqwGk

Decay in English by Rie Fu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPrE4sEG7U0

"Sakasama no cho" by SNoW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGaHuEF0ono&eurl

Recruitment

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Our guild is HIGHLY SELECTIVE... Like that sorority you wanted to join but were not able to.

If you wish to join, you will be required to submit an "application fee" of 100Platinum.png+ 250Glob of Ectoplasm.png

A Vizu minipet would also be a nice "gift" to the guild leader to earn her favor.

Upon receipt of the application fee, your application will be considered by the full membership committee.

Do not be afraid to ask to join our group, for our manner of rejection is quite friendly. Then we put you on ignore.

Although joined together in a guild, our members often prefer to travel alone.


Always sassy and sometimes snarky, we appreciate sharp wit and biting humor :P

Contact information

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Leader: Madokaa AyukawaaElementalist-tango-icon-20.pngParagon-tango-icon-20.png Necromancer-tango-icon-20.pngRitualist-tango-icon-20.pngMesmer-tango-icon-20.png

a/k/a Ayuukawa Madoka, Ayukawaa Madokaa, Madokaa the Pick, Unrequited Lover

"God Walking Amongst Mere Mortals"

You can usually find her somewhere, working on maxing titles. After all, she stocked our Guild Hall with many leather-bound books and made our Guild Hall smell of rich mahogany.

Other Kittens:

um, none at present...

OK, so Madoka got mad and tossed everyone and decided to start over!

New Guildies to be added shortly

Former (alumni) and Honorary Kittens:

Ranger-tango-icon-20.pngMoadeeba Chamil (a male devotee)

Ranger-tango-icon-20.pngLillith Le Strange

Necromancer-tango-icon-20.pngAlyce Azul

Elementalist-tango-icon-20.pngJyori Djior

Assassin-tango-icon-20.pngSwift Tanuki

Assassin-tango-icon-20.pngMyuki Nekochan =^.^=m

Ranger-tango-icon-20.pngAtremis Heir

Elementalist-tango-icon-20.pngAlexia Fallenstar

Mesmer-tango-icon-20.pngHelan Hexer

Warrior-tango-icon-20.pngYuki Takehashi

Dervish-tango-icon-20.pngYurika Sakuraba


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NOTE: Please do not take anything on this page too seriously... we don't. =^.^=m


Do not hesitate to ask for help in PvE, PvP, missions and quests. Or join us in Alliance Battles.

We love to help... no, really!

- Ja ne

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