Guild Wars Wiki talk:Elections/2008-04 bureaucrat election/Lord Belar

i bet there's a gun pointed at each of the kittens off camera though...not that i'd no about that *cough*...what? =p. I wouldn't mind seeing Him as a B-crat anyway. ~PheNaxKian Talk 22:47, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Is it Caturday already? In any case, i foresee a copyvio for the second one at least XD (can't cite source right now, though).--Fighterdoken 22:48, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

LOL. Think of the kittens! Vote Lord Belar. :) --Aspectacle 22:49, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

(Edit conflict) What will he do about those that prefer dogs i wonder?... ~PheNaxKian Talk 22:50, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Get pictures of cute puppies, ofc. Lord Belar 22:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Search "cute kittens" or something on google images. Also, speaking of guns pointed at cats... Calor 22:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

I love how casually you just brought that up....how kittens will destroy humanity.....~PheNaxKian Talk 22:57, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, Belar's detractors would certainly want you to believe that he is not a suitable candidate for Bureaucratship. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost agree with them myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! […] Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this election? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this election! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a user defending a bureaucratic candidate, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in your computer room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must support! The defense rests. *Defiant Elements* +talk 23:02, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Please see Exhibit A before reading. Calor 23:04, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

... — Teh Uber Pwnzer 23:05, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

I think I just went from blonde, to bleach blonde --Shadowphoenix 00:36, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I agree with DE. poke | talk 10:02, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

OMG, it's the Chewbacca defense. I have to vote for him now :/ --Snograt 19:33, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Or, possibly, not. --Snograt 19:33, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Please

Vote for Belar. Now. If you don't, then you're not manly and you should kill yourself. Thanks. --Guild of Deals 00:07, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

But... what if you're not a man... or don't care about being manly? o_O Kokuou 00:09, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

(Wo)manly. :P Lord Belar 00:10, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

NO THEN YOU CAN'T VOTE 'CUZ WOMEN CAN'T VOTE. IT'S THE 18 FUCKING 00's. --Guild of Deals 01:12, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, you're scaring off potential constituents. Lord Belar 01:13, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

...It's Guild Wars Wiki. Anyway, maybe I should upload my manliness license for you? --Guild of Deals 01:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

You haven't checked it recently, have you? Lord Belar 01:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

You need to upload it... I wouldn't have believed you. ~~ frvwfr2 (talk · contributions) 01:29, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I hate cats and you should tell us what you whould do!!!Tall Ash 23:16, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

I would actively support the cuteness of kittens on the wiki and advocate a kitten's right to be cute. Lord Belar 23:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Kittens

They are cute, but I am a dog person. Sorry its an oppose from me :P --Shadowphoenix 20:59, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

In the same topic, i am noticing a serious lack of "Every time you vote against Lord Belar, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kitten." macros.--Fighterdoken 21:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah, but you don't have to like kittens. All I'm advocating is that they're cute. :P Lord Belar 21:11, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

They look yummy...you know, I hear they make a great stew.--Ryudo 21:15, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I bet it would be a cute stew, too. :P Lord Belar 21:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Holy SHIT those things are cute. -- Armond Warblade 09:22, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

TOFUCKING CUTE!!! MY EYES MY EYES! If i support will the go away *cowers*--Shadowsin 07:17, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

i hate all animals--Sum Mesmer Guy 19:42, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

I see you hate grammar, too. Lord Belar 21:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Comments

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Oppose

kittens cant run gw (wiki)--Raph Talky 00:09, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

agree Dominator Matrix 00:13, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

No comment necessary. -Auron 00:53, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Puppies, maybe; kittens no --Shadowphoenix 15:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Belar is...

Win. 'Nuff said. 70.126.107.48 16:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh man if I had 100 contribs I would so vote for him. Having an account would also help in that I guess. Anyways, cats WIN!78.2.4.33 13:42, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

But they CANT run GW wiki, thats one of the main responsibilities (afaik) of a Bcrat--Raph Talky 20:54, 28 April 2008 (UTC)