Talk:Open the Flood Gates of Death

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"Your mother was a dredge and your father smelt of juni berries!"[edit]

So much fucking win <3 Thank you arena-net... thank you...

LOL i know i was lmao ~ ~ ~ Kael

Palawa Joko vs. Mad King Thorn?[edit]

Is this what I think it is!? :O Arshay Duskbrow 04:57, 26 October 2010 (UTC)

Taking all bets! -- Konig/talk 05:16, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
$5 on Joko! - Kage No Yugata 05:35, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
Knowing what we know about Joko's role in GW2, it seems that MKT will have to wait at least another 250 years for a shot at victory. Of course, given that they are both ancient, immortal undead beings, that's not really a problem... Arshay Duskbrow 05:42, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
5k on Mad King Thorn then, no one can lose on halloween Flaming Hot Chilli 07:34, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
Mad King Thorn is a ghost, a specter. You can't kill him because he has no body to kill (well, he has, but he's not inside of it). Joko in the other hand is an undead mummy Lich. You can tore the body into pieces and send the soul to the Mists, he may come back from there, but you can send him. So, they can't really have a match unless the crazy guys that want Mad King back succeed, and considering the stupid things they do to get it done... MithUser MithranArkanere Star.pngTalk 14:02, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

Since we're sided with Mad King, he has to win. (Y) BellonaBacchus 12:26, 30 October 2010 (UTC)


"All of Tyria will pay for this grave offense! I will burn cities, flood valleys, enslave nations!"

Guess this is the reason for his activity in GW2 :D . By this attack we provke him to invade Elona once again... .
He was planning to do all of that anyway... Arshay Duskbrow 08:55, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
He just needed a bit more incentive. After 200+ years of imprisonment his work ethic must have been seriously degraded. 02:18, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
Palawa does indeed burn cities, flood valleys, and enslave nations in Movement of the World... in ELONA, not Tyria. Unless by Tyria he meant the world rather than the continent. 01:35, 29 October 2010 (UTC)
He says "all of" Tyria, so I'm guessing he meant the world. – NuclearDuckie 01:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)


Did anyone get any drops from this quests during the onslaught of undead? We got a whole bunch of nothing. Curse Joko for hording his treasures! VisionOfTheWood 12:09, 26 October 2010 (UTC)

Nope nothing, and they removed the chests aswell (in all quests) 12:14, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
Nothing here either, probably to prevent farming the monsters. Waar Kijk Je Naar 18:43, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
If you were the ruler of an army of enslaved undead, would you send them out into battle with piles of gold in their pockets? Or would you have them empty them into your personal hidden treasury first? 01:36, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

Not completeable while A Deal's a Deal is in your quest log.[edit]

Perhaps for obvious reasons, if you have the primary where Palawa Joko retakes the Bone Palace, you cannot do the festival quest that has you taunting him from outside of it. Immediately after finishing the primary I was able to do the festival quest. Someone might consider adding it to the list of notes. 16:24, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

Unable to do the festival quest until after A Deal's a Deal is completed. I went in from Basalt Grotto [not having been so far as Bone Palace in the storyline due to getting a run], and without the quest in the log, it's still not doable. BellonaBacchus 12:29, 30 October 2010 (UTC)

Well then[edit]

I sincerely hope this isn't the real reason why Joko decides to dominate Elona. I thought maybe we could stop the non-sense when Linsey left... Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә User Aliceandsven 3.png ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:01, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

Maybe Joko just takes things to srsly.?--Neil2250 User Neil2250 sig icon6.png 20:16, 29 October 2010 (UTC)
Why would you think it's the "real" reason? That's all he's ever wanted to do! – NuclearDuckie 01:17, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
He's just a grumpy old man. He was going to conquer all of Elona anyways. That's his hobbie, after all. When you get old you need hobbies. MithUser MithranArkanere Star.pngTalk 14:45, 21 November 2010 (UTC)

Play on words: Kill-O-Meter>>>kilometer[edit]

Maybe a bit trivia but a kilometer (or 1000 x meters) is a Standard International unit of measurement. Nice little pun by Anet. I's surprised no one pointed it out. 22:38, 30 October 2010 (UTC)Wrei

That's retarded. 01:34, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
I think someone should remove this trivia. I think it refers to a measuring instrument like a speedometer but not to kilometer 11:52, 19 November 2010 (UTC)
Maybe it's sounds 'special' to the ones living in the remaining TWO countries in the world that use the stupid imperial system, or for canadianss, since they pronounce kilometer incorrectly, but I bet it's a coincidental pun more than an intended one looking for laughs. I've also see 'kill-o-meters' for other things, like the ones used to keep track of score in some card games. MithUser MithranArkanere Star.pngTalk 14:42, 21 November 2010 (UTC)
This is an intentional play on words. - Joe Kimmes Talk Page‎ 22:42, 13 October 2011 (UTC)
*cough* burn *cough* Ailina 07:52, 25 October 2011 (UTC)


Wernt those Zinns last words at his trial?--User Ickoization sig icon.png Ickoization 02:49, 1 November 2010 (UTC)