User:Destructos Maximus

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Hi its me here (call me DM much shorter) im kind of a wiki noob so if im doing anything wrong tell me and ill fix it ^^

Feel free to steal my userboxes i dont mind :D, only about half of em are mine anyways

[edit] Userboxes!

This user is a Warrior by nature.	This user is a member of the Kurzick alliance.	1 This user plays Guild Wars Prophecies	2 This user plays Guild Wars Factions.
3 This user plays Guild Wars Nightfall.	Stop! Hammertime >:D	This user has LAZER EYES	This user thinks that the skill Wastrel’s Collapse is a complete JOKE
This user uses the skill anyway…	A Deadly Combination Strike with a Hamstring attack to cripple your fleeing opponent, then rain fire down upon him as he slowly limps away.	A Lethal Strategy! Rush towards your unsuspecting foe and hit Frenzy and start causing havoc and shirk off all futile attempts at damaging you with your almighty Healing Signet!	This user is Watching You through his HAND! DUN DUN DAA!!!!
This user is sorry that he vomited on your new carpet but refuses to clean it up Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!	I'm going to Win the Race!	Sex Change!!!	Raptors is awesome for rising against our oppressive fascist admins! Power to the People!!

[edit] Random stuff

User:Destructos Maximus/my lore

My ongoing story about my three fave characters

User:Destructos_Maximus/Chapter_two:_Heading_North

Chapter two of my story! Takes Place in Eye of the North.

[edit] My Ursan Skit

If you use ursan look away now :P

Steve and Lennon both work at a-net

"Hey steve, you know how we added hard mode?"

"yeeeah?"

"Why don't we make a title to go with it where you have to kill EVERY monster in EVERY area of the game only to release a cheap skill which turns this task into a ridiculously easy chore?"

"OMG u just blew my MIND! We could call it errrr..."

"Vanquishing!, 'cause u vanquish the enemy!"

"OMG u just blew my mind AGAIN :0 and like the cheap skill could involve BEARS!"

"OMG this time u blew my mind! I mean c'mon! F***ing BEARS! How awesome is that? However if you actually turned into a bear it'd be to badass and people would probably get so excited and kill themselves"

"Then we make it the "spirit" of a bear, then it'd only be sort of badass and we would avert mass suicide!"

" Steve, your too F***ing smart!"

"Wait wait wait, three words for you. Overpowered, teamwide, consumables. You could even use ALL of them at the same time!"

":0 that is just... just, so... I'm speechless"

Not really how strongly i think about this i just think all of it is a little cheap ^^ (I hearby copywrite this to be quoted in all elitist forums)