Guild:The Smuttynose Grendels
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The Smuttynose Grendels [OBD]
| The Smuttynose Grendels [OBD] | |
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| Language | English |
| Leader | If he wanted you to know then you would know |
| Faction | Kurzick |
| Type | PvE |
| No. of members | As many as we want |
| Guild Hall | Isle of Meditation |
| VoIP | Ventrilo |
| Forums | private (again) |
The Smuttynose part of the guild name comes from the Smuttynose brewing company, http://www.smuttynose.com/ and a few of their beers have been a staple of ours for years. Their brown ale, Old Brown Dog, is where the guild tag comes from. Their pumpkin ale, as well as their IPA are really good as well.
The Grendel part of the guild name comes from the comic book series of the same name, created by Matt Wagner. It's not the Grendel of Beowulf fame, if you were wondering.
Recruitment
Our guild hall smells of rich mahogany. Our cape is 2 cool 4 words. Our members r friendly, helpful and fun. We have a Vent server and an active forum. We are [OBD]. Nubs need not apply. Unless your awesomer than Stan, which is highly doubtful, because if you were, we would have heard of you, so stfu. U R ON IGNORE.
You also have to be a good dancer, with a pair of paragon booty shorts
Contact information
Contacting us.... ish
Officer Stan Zhao but he is a douche so don't bother him :) And he's in China, being inappropriate and a disgrace, I'm sure.
| Gameamp Guides Alliance | |
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| Leader | Gameamp Guides |
| Members | True Cinema • The Smuttynose Grendels • Commanders of Chaos • Army Of Senji • Ultimate New Order • Ninja Warlords • Mu Tants |
