User talk:Dandy/Archive 3

O hai dere

SO i heard you were a finnish troll hmm? Reaper of Scythes** 21:03, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes, he lives under a bridge and eats poros. Also, he drinks a lot. Karate Jesus 21:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

His sauna brings all the penguins to the yard. Vili 点 01:51, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

penguins live in antarctic not arctic pffff 127.0.0.1 01:52, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Missing the ethnic joke ftl. Vili 点 02:08, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

The arctic ant disagrees. He traveled all the way here from Antarctica just to be close to our warm saunas. He told me the penguins and him came with the same ride, and I can take his word, he seems like a trustworthy fellow. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 15:20, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

This is correct information. Sauna evening at Friday, and every other day too! The beer's on me, but bring your own glasses, mine are somewhy all trashed. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 15:20, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Don't

Don't talk shit about Total Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 23:47, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Like the cereal? It's supposed to be healthy, right?

Fuck healthy cereal. I ate a bowl of Grape Nuts (what a fucking deceptive name! There's nothing grapey or nutty about them!) and I couldn't get the cardboard-dirt flavor out of my head for weeks. is for Raine, etc. 01:29, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Maybe your tongue is broken. Previously Unsigned 01:50, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Pineapple is the bestest fruit ever Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 01:59, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

I don't know what total is, but it's probably shit :> ---Chaos- (moo) -- 05:47, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Total is one of those cereals that values health over taste, much like Grape Nuts. I prefer Cheerios. Vili 点 02:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

i hate cheerios 127.0.0.1 03:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

Love. <3 ---Chaos- (moo) -- 09:09, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

[1] humor is totally wasted on you people. --Briar 10:14, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

Hurrrrrr :> ---Chaos- (moo) -- 14:21, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

[2]

Fail troll anyone? Reaper of Scythes** 12:42, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

I don't consider that particularly inflammatory. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 14:48, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

A bit obvious, I know you can do better, i give this a 6/10. Reaper of Scythes** 14:57, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Whenever I use smilies, my posts are nothing but friendly. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 15:16, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Stop grading things, and btw you did the link wrong. 0/10 →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 22:05, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

It was also worth at least a 7 ;o ---Chaos- (moo) -- 08:23, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

@ Halo: I fixed it, but yeah >.<.

@ Chaos: Obvious isnt worth more than a 6 sorry. xD Reaper of Scythes** 12:29, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Dear Chaos

Girls who play guild wars are typically NOT the kind of girl you want to see naked. --Frosty 14:24, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I can prove you wrong. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 14:26, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I highlighted a key word in my above my comment! --Frosty 14:28, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I just woke up. ._. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 14:30, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I can't see why you'd ever want to see a girl naked anyways. It kills my libido. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 15:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Dear Chaos

Guys who play guild wars are typically NOT the kind of guy you want to see naked. Thanks! NuVII 14:52, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I highlighted a vital word on your above comment! --Frosty 14:54, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm still waking up. ;_; →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 14:54, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Seeing men naked is very welcome, but if they're fat or lack a spine (see: nerds) it's very unattractive. I want sexy and strong men. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 15:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

What is this in your book? :> →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 15:07, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Does he have a sister? Wait.. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 15:19, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Indeed. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 15:19, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

*fapfapfap* :3--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 15:20, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

>.>; Go find your own porn. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 15:22, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Ok, does that mean the picture of you? :>--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 15:23, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Sure. :D →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 15:24, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Ok :3 *fapfapfap*--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 15:25, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

That is the most pansy armchair in the universe. Moving on from that, are those skis? Who the hell has skis lying around? And... is that... is that a microwave? What the fuck, Halo? Just what the fuck? is for Raine, etc. 17:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Armchair - It's 15 years old. Skis - I went skiing out west last week. Microwave - It's my mancave. Fuck - Like it or leave me. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 17:02, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Armchair needs to be killed with fire, imo. If anyone asks how it caught on fire, you can explain how your microwave malfunctioned. Jeez, how can you even have a chair like that and call it a "man"anything? I think we're looking at something more like a "fairycave" at this point. :> is for Raine, etc. 17:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Eh. Cool point, bro. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 17:08, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I wasn't kidding about the armchair, though. is for Raine, etc. 17:14, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I understand, though we were about to throw it away but I decided to just use it for sex. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 17:16, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

May I get in on the fairysex?

Also, treadmill. That needs to die with fire. Thanks! NuVII 17:34, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Tredmill is for my dad, he puts it there cause our tv's so big. n.n →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 17:36, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I forgot to praise your hair. Damn that's one hell of a manmagnet baby. Does your dad have your boyish looks? Twice the fun if so. Thanks! NuVII 17:39, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

My hair was on special occasion, which means Saturday. As for me, I was born from a test tube, so.. I'm exactly like my dad. :> →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 17:41, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

^ R u srs? TEST TUBE BABY? I didnt know they existed! --dark chaos 21:59, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

They do. :3 →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 22:47, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Don't suppose your biological father has any extras left around for sale? ;o Vili 点 03:44, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

Nah unless you want me. :> →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 03:58, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

You actually claiming that you look like that? ---Chaos- (moo) -- 17:43, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Some advice, using the word nigger in a derogatory fashion will get you banned, I suggest not doing it! --Frosty 17:44, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Forgive me, I should have known better. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 17:52, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Rofl, need moar proof or something? →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 19:20, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

A picture of that person naked should suffice as evidence. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 20:46, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Or you can just wear foam. Thanks! NuVII 22:15, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Do I need to specify on what makes your sentence invalid, or can you figure it out by yourself? ---Chaos- (moo) -- 22:26, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Do I need to specify on what makes your presence invalid, or can you fuck yourself? Thanks! NuVII 22:52, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

That was quite weak. Some bitch grade it low for me ;o ---Chaos- (moo) -- 23:35, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

eh →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 03:04, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

That pose makes you look fat. The absence of guitar is also very :< Vili 点 03:06, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Meh. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 03:10, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

I lol'd --dark chaos 04:16, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

I was 13 in that picture. Lol. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 04:17, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

I thought you are 13 --dark chaos 05:23, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Excellent burn. Ass. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 05:30, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

inform me of where the photo linked "indeed" came from? i am highly positive she was a friend suggestion to my on facebook, with 13 friends in common.... dark chaos 07:29, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Idk where it is, I found it once, never again. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 07:44, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Ohell, works. It's funny how a name and signature can give me a completely off impression about a person. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 09:42, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Haha, you'd be surprised, I'm 17. :P →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 21:28, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

You ovb didnt hear iffy in vent

because he sounds as much like a male as i do. i'm pretty sure he was the only person he talkd to anyways.

unreal heard him tho, and was like WTF??!? dark chaos 02:31, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

It was in a team, but I even camped the vent window to see it go green and to hearrrr a voice. But no, I never had any vent discussions with Iffy. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 09:47, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

fjioaweohifwj --dark chaos 08:05, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

I've been told I sound like a girl in Ventrilo :3--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 16:14, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Iffy didn't "sound" like a guy, though. Iffy WAS a guy. It was some solid trolling for a while, once I found out. Karate Jesus 16:19, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

"Was"?--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 16:24, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

I thought this was painfully obvious a long time ago. --Frosty 16:30, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Somewhere along the way the tangled up mass of trolling that existed in the persona of "Iffy" claimed that (s)he had terminal cancer, and could therefore be dead. Karate Jesus 16:31, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah, ok. Didn't know <.<--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 16:32, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Amazing troll and/or real person. I don't care, we had some pretty epic times. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 17:50, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

ups what

you can't even put an ASCII picture on this shitterhole without the carebear's coming to BAWW at you? PimpStronghand 22:15, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

BETTER BE SAFE THAN SORRY! ---Chaos- (moo) -- 23:05, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

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I'll make a sig sometime. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 16:11, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Sure. It's lovable. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 17:40, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

It's God, but the "meme" is kinda old by now. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 18:31, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Its so old I didn't even know it was a meme. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 22:45, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Um.. dark chaos 23:01, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Trip Bonder Method

Have you seen it posted on PvX Yet? --71.193.48.146 04:32, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

If it's a PvE build I wouldn't know, if it's a userspace build, I would probably not know, if it's a PvP build (bonders, okay), I would know.

I don't know :> ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 10:44, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

moo----Xtreme 13:34, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

c, moo! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 16:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty damn bored. Person to write the best short-story gets to decide the STD for my next archive.

^Along with a thousand nights of sweet cybersex. Suggested motifs are male love, animal torture and genocide, especially genocidal animal torture featuring male love. I am a very open-minded personality though, and will accept mostly anything written in good English! Maybe even women, if the theme is kinky enough. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 01:37, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ask mis, he's good.--TahiriVeila 01:41, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Can it be Herpes? is for Raine, etc. 01:42, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Story first. Write about (wo)men and horses. It will inspire Misery into great heroic deeds. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 01:54, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

SHUT UP WOMAN AND GET ON MY HORSE--TahiriVeila 01:47, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

If both I and Mizzles, who you just said it to, would simultaneously mount your horse.... Wow. Get writing, I'm horny now. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 01:54, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

I got this, bitches.

od, csb. hwas, aw(m)ah. bawwww

priZe naow pl0x dark chaos 02:05, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

"Good English". Cool story bro. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 02:13, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

You could just roll them all into one. Gonnocyphaclapoherpolaids. -- Tha Reckoning File:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg 03:00, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Then what would I name my other archives? :< ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 03:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

To bad you already have gonorea. The dutch name for gonorea is literally translated 'a dripper'. otherwise take Chlamydia. Chlamydia makes you piss blood or puss. that's for the men anyway. 1/2 to 3/4 of all infected women don't receive any complaints. Here's the story: Once upon a time a beautifull prinses had chlamydia from fucking the stable boy. Because she was to lazy to run to the farmacy she asked help to her fairy-godmother. Instead of using Peace and Harmony so both the STD and Hex of Womanhood where removed she puts her to sleep for a thousand years (along with the rest of the castle because Anet had just did powercreep on Wail of Doom). When it was almost time a young prince came to the rescue, defeated the great dragon went up to the tower and kissed her awake. On the wedding day The princes told the prince she still had chlamydia so he ran away with the stableboy who just went to the farmacy and bought antibiotics instead of contacting his fairy-godmother and lived happily ever after and had great cyber-sex every night. THE END PS: The escape horse(stud) found another human stud and had great SM sex to and killed al straight people (that's the genocide, animal torture and bestiality) good enough? Rhonin Soren 18:17, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Do you think comparing wyn to a grand dragon is a violation of NPA? Rhonin Soren 18:29, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

I don't know, but it's definitely amazing. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 10:41, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

so did i win? Rhonin Soren 16:29, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

B&

): is for Raine, etc. 04:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Chaos my darling,

It appears i have personally attacked you. For being gay. Im such a homophobe. =/ --BriarFlame Me 04:05, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

^ I will retract the statement and apologise if it is indeed a joke. But it needs to be done in a different way, because it makes you (Briar) look bad. Drogo Boffin 04:07, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

It's not a joke. Chaos is bisexual and fabulous, and (s)he demands that we point that out as often as humanly possible. Karate Jesus 04:14, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

I just told my sister how I like you. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 10:23, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry Briar everybody makes homophobic comments sometimes. Even gay people themselves. Rhonin Soren 18:27, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Sigh, why can't people understand that Briar is joking =/ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:25, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Because I speak English as a second language Rhonin Soren 16:29, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Halo

Wants to rape you with a banana.

It is unclear whether the banana used will be peeled or unpeeled. --dark chaos 00:23, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

I prefer it to be unpeeled. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:25, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

That would cause an unnecessary spreading of STIs, if you catch my drift. --dark chaos 00:26, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Peeled, defiantly. Also those huge green ripe ones from Jamaica. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 00:27, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Peeled is more sensual and creative. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:31, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

I so agree. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 00:35, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

I will now go to bed. I expect to be attached to my bed with handcuffs within three hours. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 00:38, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Don't be surprised if you wake up to Lau and not Halo --dark chaos 00:40, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

wat? Athrun 00:53, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

That depends on how hot you are Rhonin Soren 16:29, 1 March 2010 (UTC)