User:Ezekial Riddle

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Hi, I am Ezekial Riddle. If you want to know about my Background, then look under My Writings area.

1 Goals
2 Currently Working on
3 (fake) Trivia
4 The Caboose

[edit] Goals

Get at least one set of ascended armor for all my characters.
Get Obsidian Armor for my ranger
Get a PvP title that isn't Zaishen Rank or Faction Rank
Watch the world of Tyria fall into Apocalypse when the ArenaNet servers start crumbling and breaking down into coded strands of information (that may be in GW2)
Single-handedly save mankind, charrkind, asurakind, sylvarikind, and nornkind in GW2. (May be harder to do. Persistent worlds plus dial up equals ouch)
Come back to Guild Wars 1 after playing GW2 for years; Be enchanced with a sense of nostalgia.
Cry about the good ole days and where they've gone (hey, isn't this a song?!)
Lay Ezekial Riddle to rest after he battles sand wurms, sand giants, desert griffons, scarabs, etc. in hard mode by himself. The one battle that would beat him would be his epic battle with...dehydration. Kind of sucks to be in a desert. The perfect Ranger Hero's death. It wasn't the beasts that killed you; it was nature reclaiming you (or you being stupid).
Figure out how to use the wiki and stuff....

[edit] Currently Working on

Get at least one set of ascended armor for all my characters. (~~Ranger, Rit,~~, ~~Elementalist~~, Derv, Monk, Mes, Paragon, Warrior, Assassin)

[edit] (fake) Trivia

The name Ezekial Riddle comes from the misspelling of the coolest Old Testament name ever and the antagonist of the Harry Potter series, who subsequently turned out to be a giant puss. I managed to bring the two together in the epic game: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

Other names

I Bless The Rains -- famous line from Toto's song Africa
Adverse Confession -- A re-wording of Track #5 from This CD
I Am Shao Kahn -- Big beefy dude with a skull helmet and giant hammer. Hmmmmm...
Sneeky Peter -- Tried to get the name of one of the gods from Kingdom of Loathing (Sneaky Pete). It was all ready taken.
Sariah Nahom -- a nod to my Mormon friends
Raptor Je Sus -- He preaches the tearing apart of his enemies.
Jimmy Fontane -- My cousin gave me this idea of making a dervish named Jimmy. I needed one more word for the GW naming, and Fontane popped in my head.
Sanaubar Ridde -- "related" to Ezekial, the first name is taken from The Kite Runner.

[edit] The Caboose

[edit] Collections of writings

[edit] Quotes

"I didn't know Mending Touch could prevent lifesteal. People must've been really fucking dumb back when bspike was around, eh?" --71.229.253.172 here.