Guild:Down Under Alliance
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Down Under Alliance [DUA]
Down Under Alliance DUA | |
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Territory | Australia |
Language | English |
Leader | Professor Yakkington |
Faction | Kurzick |
Type | PVX |
No. of members | 10-200,000 |
Guild Hall | Isle of Wurms |
VoIP | Ventrilo |
Down Under Alliance | |
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Region | Giant Keg Barrel |
Environment Effects | Drunkardness |
Map | |
Down Under Alliance [DUA] is a bunch of smart-arses with crude mouths and even cruder private parts. We primarily consume Finlandia Vodka or cans of Jim Bean. Our leadership changes approximately every 10 seconds and so does our edits of this page :)
Some our the activities that our guild enjoys include:
Feeding noobs to the turtles
Eating 40 spring rolls at midnight
Going on Maccas coke runs
Dancing naked in random guild halls
Animal noises
Combing Budgers backhair
Killing the wildlife in Guild Wars
Coming up with descriptive names for other guild members various odours
Spanking
Pants
Baking quiches
Coming up with bogus guild adverts
Eating popcorn that is at least 5 years old
Recruitment
YOU GIVE US PANTS, WE GIVE YOU A GUILD!
We also fully support false advertising, however we are not lying about our love of pants
Contact information
- For a good time please contact our officers:
Mateo ( The Multi-Tasker ) |
Vixen ( The Humper ) |
Jelzy ( The Slo and the Lurer ) |
Perfect ( The Drunk One ) |
Bane ( The English Imposter ) |
Burning ( The Man Who Will Keep You Up All Night Long ) |
Bundy ( The Gynecologist ) |
Firefly ( The hero from Canton, the man they call Jayne ) |
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Auron
( The Never Be Guild Leader Factor ) |
Ozzy ( He is cool ) |
Ellesime ( Still uses Ursan ) |
Ying ( He's ours! Hands off! ) |
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Demon Dawg Knights Alliance | |
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Leader | Demon Dawg Knights |
Members | Down Under Alliance • Charlize Therons Fan Club • Order Of The Azurelight • The Zodiac Elites |