Guild:Down Under Alliance

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Down Under Alliance [DUA]

Down Under Alliance DUA
Guild Down Under Alliance cape.jpg
Territory Australia
Language English
Leader Professor Yakkington.jpg
Professor Yakkington
Faction Kurzick
Type PVX
No. of members 10-200,000
Guild Hall Isle of Wurms
VoIP Ventrilo
Down Under Alliance
Giant Keg Barrel
Region Giant Keg Barrel
Environment Effects Drunkardness
Map
Isle of Wurms Map
Guild hall
Services Added Costs
Xunlai Agent icon.png Sexy Xunlai Agent Yes 10Platinum
Dye Trader icon.png Poxy Dye Trader Yes 50Platinum
Material Trader icon.png Meatball Trader Yes 100Platinum
Rare Material Trader icon.png Rare Rabbit Trader Yes 100Platinum
Rune Trader icon.png Rune Scape Trader Yes 25Platinum
Scroll Trader icon.png Bakery Scroll Trader Yes 50Platinum
Skill Trainer icon.png Mad Skill Trainer Yes 100Platinum
Priest of Balthazar icon.png Domanatrix of Balthazar Yes 10Platinum
Merchant icon.png Rip off Merchant Yes 25Platinum
Weaponsmith icon.png Jim the Weaponsmith Yes 10Platinum
Guild Emblemer icon.png Guild Emblemer from Hell Yes 10Platinum
Canthan Ambassador icon.png Potoroo Ambassador Yes 10Platinum
Festival Hat Keeper icon.png Elite Festival Hat Keeper Yes 10Platinum

Down Under Alliance [DUA] is a bunch of smart-arses with crude mouths and even cruder private parts. We primarily consume Finlandia Vodka or cans of Jim Bean. Our leadership changes approximately every 10 seconds and so does our edits of this page :)

Some our the activities that our guild enjoys include:

Feeding noobs to the turtles

Eating 40 spring rolls at midnight

Going on Maccas coke runs

Dancing naked in random guild halls

Animal noises

Combing Budgers backhair

Killing the wildlife in Guild Wars

Coming up with descriptive names for other guild members various odours

Spanking

Pants

Baking quiches

Coming up with bogus guild adverts

Eating popcorn that is at least 5 years old

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Recruitment

YOU GIVE US PANTS, WE GIVE YOU A GUILD!

We also fully support false advertising, however we are not lying about our love of pants GwenChan AprilFool2009.jpg

Contact information

  • For a good time please contact our officers:
Mateo
( The Multi-Tasker )
Vixen
( The Humper )
Jelzy
( The Slo and the Lurer )
Perfect
( The Drunk One )
Bane
( The English Imposter )
Burning
( The Man Who Will Keep You Up All Night Long )
Bundy
( The Gynecologist )
Firefly
( The hero from Canton, the man they call Jayne )
Auron

( The Never Be Guild Leader Factor )

Ozzy
( He is cool
)
Ellesime
( Still uses Ursan
)
Ying
( He's ours! Hands off!
)



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