User:Vanguard/Skills

Inspired from Shard's Skill of the Day.

Feel free to put yet another one of these humor skills on your watchlist but don't check it every-day. I only make these as I think of them. I might even do the same skill more than once. Case in point, Resurrect, I've got about three different humor versions for it but I can't think of them at the moment. Oh well.

These are also sorted from Oldest to Most recent, as opposed to newest ones on top.

Resurrect - 10 5 8 - "Target party member becomes an hero."

Animate Bone Minions - 0 Not Short Enough .005 - Create two level-zero bone minions from the nearest corpse. If they are as much as poked, they Explode for 90...98...100 damage and causes Poison. If PvP, 1...3...3 human players scream at you for being cheap.

Shadow Form - 10 Instant 26 - Activate the proper skill combo. Fall asleep. Win game.

Savannah Heat (PvP) - 5 (lol) 2 Arcane Echo - You laugh at the 1...4...5 morons that keep standing and taking hundreds of damage.

"Fall Back!" - 10 0 25 - For some reason, you rush forward.

"Help Me!" - 5 0 10 - You become a selfish bastard. (Attribute: You're an asshole)"

Anthem of Weariness - 5 1 10 - You sing like a generic emo rock band, and your enemies become just as bored as you.

"Make Haste!" - 5 0 10 - You find a giant hulking turtle with a massive jade-holster strapped on it's boney shell... and make it run like a Kenyan.