Gate Guard Wendell

Gate Guard Wendell
Affiliation	Ascalon Army
Type	Human
Profession	Warrior
Level(s)	4 (20)
Campaign	Prophecies

Gate Guard Wendell guards the entrance to Ascalon City.

Locations

• Ascalon
  • Old Ascalon (At entrance to Ascalon City)

Skills

• Shield Stance

Dialogue

"Arggh, this armor chafes me so!"

"I found a baby devourer in my boot this morning. Good thing I always check for 'em..."

"I got a letter from my son today. That always lifts my spirits."

"I need a bath. I'm really starting to stink."

"Things have been quiet lately. Too quiet, if you ask me."

"I'm hoping to go on leave in a few days, so don't stir up any trouble."

"Lots of time out here to sit and reflect on life."

"I like that young Prince Rurik. He's got his head on straight, if you ask me."

"Can't you see I'm busy right now?"

"I can still hear the screams of the dying. It's been two years, and I still can't get them out of my head!"

"Wallace says eating moa bird gizzards makes you virile. You ever heard that?"

"Watch yourself. I don't want to have to come rescue your worthless hide if you get into trouble."

"I signed up for the army just two weeks before the Searing. Bad timing, I guess."

"What I wouldn't give to see just one of our beautiful Ascalon sunflowers growing out of these ruins."

"My brother is a Ranger. Spends his time tramping through the woods with his cat."

"I used to be a musician before the Searing. Played for the king a few times, even."

"Wallace says skale saliva cures foot fungus. I think I might try it out."

"I haven't been home in four months. I wonder how my family is getting on."

"I miss the poppies. My wife always kept a vase of them on the table."

"I've really got to do something about this chafing."

"Not much of a view out here, is there?"

"Unless you're here to relive me, get lost. I've got work to do."

"You done much traveling? I've always wanted to travel."

"Watch out for devourers. This place is crawling with 'em."

"The rations out here taste like cardboard, but at least it keeps my waistline trim."

"I've got a hankering for some fresh meat."

"Beat it, will ya'? I'm not in the mood for talking."

"Look at this place. Nothing but dirt, ruins, and skeletons."

"Mind your own business."

"Oh my aching tooth. Why didn't I go see a healer before it got this bad?"

"Wallace says Devourer blood cures baldness. You reckon that's true?"

"Sure wish this rash would heal. It's awfully hard to scratch when you're wearing full armor."

"Do you always talk to strangers?"

"I worry about my mother's welfare. if something happened to me, there'd be no one left to care for her."

"Killed eight Charr today. If I get three more, I beat Horace's record."

"What I wouldn't give for a good night's rest in a soft bed."

"It's funny the things you remember. I remember what my wife and daughter were wearing that last day..."

"I'm parched. I need to go find some more water."

"There was never a more beautiful place than Ascalon. Hard to believe looking at this wasteland, isn't it?"

"Good to see you're out doing your part. May Dwayna bless you and keep you safe."

"A cold mug of ale sure sounds good right about now."