Guild:Heavily Armed And Happy
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Heavily Armed And Happy [HAaH]
Heavily Armed And Happy [HAaH] | |
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Territory | America |
Language | English |
Leader | Cool Hand Pip |
Faction | Kurzick |
Type | PvE |
No. of members | 41 |
Guild Hall | Frozen Isle |
Heavily Armed and Happy [HAaH] started off as a small Ma and Pop owned extermination business in New England. When retirement set in, so did the blood rage.
After buying Guild Wars, the owners of Heavily Armed and Happy immediately set out to kill everything that moves. While this rash behavior has often caused issue with other Alliance guilds and has lead to death matches between guild members, the benefits of having this tribe of bloodthirsty savages in the Alliance was worth the occasional stab wound or curse.
The proudest moment for [HAaH] was victory at the 2007 International Bass Fishing competition. A guild member took home the third place trophy for his amazing catch of a 62 pound striped bass, a world record, using dynamite as bait.
Recruitment
Happiness is a warm sword... or crossbow or hammer... Members of [HAaH] are serial vanquishers, heading out into explorable areas against incredible odds and killing everything that moves. If it breathes, it should have a hex cast on it. That's our motto. Are you like minded? If so, perhaps we have a spot in our ranks for you!
Contact information
Simply light the [HAaH] Signal. It's on top of police headquarters in Gotham... that or present an obscenely large offering of gold.