Guild:The Legion Of Titans

The Legion of Titans [LoT]

The Legion Of Titans [LoT]
Territory	America
Language	English, simplified Chinese
Leader	Madam Generic
Faction	Kurzick
Type	PvE
No. of members	76
Guild Hall	Warrior's Isle
Time zone	ESTEDT

The Legion of Titan [LoT] is a member guild in the Coven Of The Red Iris Alliance. Madam Generic, a periodic PvP'er, leads this guilds core operations and responsibilities with the alliance: operating offshore sweat shops that produce quality footware and off-brand dog food.

The Legion of Titan's history is a remarkable one that shines as a burning example of globalization in the Tyrian corporate paradigm. Founded in 1887 with a grant provided by a Federal economic stimulus package during the U.S. Reconstruction Period by U.S. ex-patriot Harold Grimes, the first 20 years of the [Lot]'s history was marked by discriminatory hiring practices and unfair wage practices.

The Security and Exchange Commission seized temporary control of The Legion of Titans in 1910 after Harold Grimes was indicted on corporate espionage and 237 violations of the Federal Minimum Wage Law. The SEC appointed a Board of Directors and a new Guild Leader, one named Dog Tail.

Dog Tail's management of The Legion of Titans was initially strong and well suited to the business environment of the day. Under strict oversight from the Board of Directors and the SEC, Dog Tail's leadership in the early years of his tenure as CEO lead The Legion of Titans to the pinnacle of PvE Guilds. However, all good things must come to an end. Dog Tail was a notorious alcoholic and after suffering a massive head injury during a friendly game of badminton, Dog Tail finally succumbed to his addictions. As majority share holder of The Legion of Titans, Dog Tail sold off his shares for pennies on the dollar. Indeed if the Tail was wiser than the Dog, the Tail would Wag the Dog. This, in fact, was not the case.

Cautious investors from the Knights Hospitalier used venture capitalist money to quickly buy up Dog Tail's shares of The Legion of Titans. Upon seizing control of the [LoT], Knights Hospitalier henchmen assassinated the Board of Directors, blackmailed the SEC and put the [LoT] through a purging process that lasted 18 months.

When The Legion of Titans reemerged, it was under the leadership of Madam Generic. Under her leadership, [LoT] operations were expanded from clothing sweat shops to a vast network of sweat shops located throughout the globe producing everything from manure to reconstituted beef byproduct fit for human consumption.

Recruitment

The Legion of Titans is always looking for new recruits who understand that in order to climb the corporate ladder, one must start at the bottom. The very bottom. The Legion of Titans currently has the following open positions for new recruits:

• Fishing Line Detangler
• Galley Slave
• Sewing Machine Operator
• Slaughterhouse Bat Specialist
• Sewage Technician, Grade B

The Legion of Titans currently has the following open positions for existing employees with a minimum of six years experience in heavy manual labor or ten years experience as Corporate Lapdog:

• Industrial Cleaning Control Officer
• Upstart Subversion and Manipulation Officer
• Strike-Breaker
• Corporate Interrogator

Contact information

If you are interested in pursuing employment with The Legion of Titans, please contact Madam Generic in-game.

Vandalism, per Mary Dread

• A celibate, like the fly in the heart of an apple, dwells in a perpetual sweetness, but sits alone, and is confined and dies in singularity.

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