Jiaru

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Jiaru
Shing Jea bandana m.jpg
Affiliation Canthan New Year
Type Human
Level(s) 10
Campaign Factions
Jiaru urges the player to prepare the feast, or face the dire consequences.

Locations[edit]

Dialogue[edit]

Year of the Pig[edit]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the pig. What pig, you ask? You know the one! The celestial pig! Seventy-five feet tall, tusks as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for blood.... I have heard it said that if the pig is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
2007 only:
Ask I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.
"You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial pig before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"

Year of the Rat[edit]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the rat. What rat you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Rat! Seventy-five feet long, whiskers as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for cheese.... I have heard it said that if the rat is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
Ask I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.
"You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine[verification requested] invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial being before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"

Year of the Ox[edit]

Year of the Tiger[edit]

Year of the Rabbit[edit]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the rabbit. What rabbit, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Rabbit! Seventy-five feet tall, ears as long as the River Elon, and a supernatural taste for carrots.... I have heard it said that if the rabbit is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

Year of the Dragon[edit]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the Dragon. What dragon, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Dragon! One-hundred feet tall, wings as far as the eye can see, and a supernatural taste for humans.... I have heard it said that if the dragon is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

Year of the Snake[edit]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the snake. What snake, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Snake! Seventy-five feet long, fangs as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for ankles.... I have heard it said that if the snake is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

Year of the Horse[edit]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the horse. What horse, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Horse! Seventy-five feet tall, hooves as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for oats.... I have heard it said that if the horse is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

Year of the Sheep[edit]

Year of the Monkey[edit]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the monkey. What monkey, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Monkey! Seventy-five feet tall, arms as long as a tree, and a supernatural taste for bananas.... I have heard it said that if the monkey is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

Year of the Rooster[edit]

Year of the Dog[edit]

All years since the Year of the Rabbit[edit]

Ask I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.
"You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the celestial invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial being before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well, let us see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"