User:Dragon nataku

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Hello out there in, uh, computer land? I am most wellknown for hating talking about myself (which is why this will be rather short), and for asking "thought-provoking" questions in the "Ask a game-related question" sections (like that "Why do ranger spirits always face east, no matter which direction you yourself happen to be facing when you drop them?" question I posted before I got an account here...). ... unfortunately, I never actually got a decent sort of answer, although the ones I did get were rather amusing. Anyway! I have been playing GuildWars since the second beta weekend, so I probably know pretty much everything about the game (especially Prophecies), except for the ranger spirits thing, and will therefore try to answer as many questions as possible. So... enough about me! Move along folks, nothing to see here...

... what, you're still here? Whyyyyy? There's nothing to see here! I said that already! ... tch, fine, I'll leave you with this for your amusement. I wrote it a couple of years ago when I was stuck in traffic school for breaking the speed limit by driving at twice the speed of sound.

Ten Signs That You've Been Playing Waaaaaay Too Many Video Games[edit]

1) You find a bunch of really weird bugs in your room, kill them off, then wonder how much EXP you got and why they weren't each the size of a small car.

2) You expect to find random important objects just lying on the ground, in people's briefcases, and/or in piles of garbage.

3) You consume a bunch of gummies and/or pitch a tent after a fight and wonder why you're not magically cured.

4) You open every book you can get your hands on in the hopes of learning new skills, and get mad when you're banned from every library in town.

5) You randomly run up to people, shouting things like Demon Fang and Delta Force.

6) You keep wondering when the hot male/female love interest is gonna show up and fall in love with you.

7) You're convinced that if you talk to a strange, rambling old man, you'll gain the ability to use magic, resulting in you invading every nursing home you come across.

8) You have a theme song.

9) You intentionally start fights with people while humming your aforementioned theme song, and wonder why your unbelievably large and ungainly weapon doesn't magically appear out of thin air.

10) You raid other people's houses for items and gauld, then wonder why the cops are hauling you away.


(these are only my semi-noteworthy lv 20's, as having all of my chars on here would probably make something explode, since I have more than 35 PvE chars. And yes, many of them are storage chars, hence the packrat userbox ^x__x^ )

Monk-tango-icon-200.png Zakuro Reiran Monk-tango-icon-200.png

Mesmer-tango-icon-200.png Ossifer Coffeecan Mesmer-tango-icon-200.png

Necromancer-tango-icon-200.png Kilia Nightshade Necromancer-tango-icon-200.png

Ranger-tango-icon-200.png Artemis Ofthe Hunt Ranger-tango-icon-200.png

Elementalist-tango-icon-200.png Dahnara Raystar Elementalist-tango-icon-200.png

Ritualist-tango-icon-200.png Iana Spiritcaller Ritualist-tango-icon-200.png

Assassin-tango-icon-200.png Yukihana Houseki Assassin-tango-icon-200.png

Monk-tango-icon-200.png Leina Lethos Monk-tango-icon-200.png

Warrior-tango-icon-200.png Neridian Myunta Warrior-tango-icon-200.png

Necromancer-tango-icon-200.png Nightshade Marlfox Necromancer-tango-icon-200.png

Assassin-tango-icon-200.png Persephone Lai Assassin-tango-icon-200.png

Paragon-tango-icon-200.png Rinat Isaphek Paragon-tango-icon-200.png

Dervish-tango-icon-200.png Shasta Kervaya Dervish-tango-icon-200.png

Ritualist-tango-icon-200.png Xiah TVXQ Ritualist-tango-icon-200.png


My Minipets


Kaotic Silence
[KAOS] (leader)
Forces of Mass
Band of Soldiers
Together We Will


Guilt This user has spent 13096 hours in Guild Wars in 53 months (8.1 h/day).
User That Sounds Risky 7Heroes.jpg This user wanted seven Hero teams and got it!
Heal as One.jpg This user believes in the power of Animal Companions.
PvX This user enjoys mostly PvE, but also enjoys some PvP.
Backpack.png This user is a packrat with never enough storage space!
Signet of Capture.jpg This user has achieved the title Legendary Skill Hunter.
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User Seru CE.jpg This user loves his Divine Aura.
GWW-shield.png This user owns the Collector's Edition of Prophecies, Factions and Nightfall.
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Dwayna mural (Gandara).jpg This user is a devoted follower of Dwayna.
The Frog (miniature).png This user loves minipets. <3
Prophecies Mission Icon.jpg This user has a character that has achieved the title Protector of Tyria completing all 25 missions and bonuses in the Prophecies campaign.
FactionsMissionIcon.png This user has a character that has achieved the title Protector of Cantha gaining all 13 Master's Rewards in the Factions campaign.
NightfallMissionIcon.png This user has a character that has achieved the title Protector of Elona gaining all 20 Master's Rewards in the Nightfall campaign.
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North American territory, because there is plenty more than just the north part.
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From Anet with love.
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