User:Leo1993/Pred1

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  1. Primordus will be the size of a Smurf.
  2. The full name of Guild Wars 2 will be: Guild Wars II: The Sequel.
  3. Palawa Joko is gay.
  4. Norgu will be very important.
  5. Primordus is Abbadon's weekend dad!
  6. Gadd will be ressurected by Palawa Joko as a miniature sex toy!
  7. Trolls will be a playable race.
  8. Yetis will be a playable race.
  9. Every time a Norn will jump an Asura will die.
  10. You will have to kill Primordus by climbing into the sewers and launching ancient Canthan Fireworks right between the buns!
  11. There will be a Rune of Minor Chuck Norris that gives +50000000000 Energy and +100000000000000 Health!
  12. There will be a Rune of Major Chuck Norris that gives +50000000000000000000000 Energy and +10000000000000000000000000000000000 Health!
  13. There will be a Rune of Superior Chuck Norris thats gives +500000000000000000000000000000000 Energy and +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Health!
  14. There will be a Rune of Chuck Norris thats gives you the passive skill Invulnerability like the Kurzick/Luxon Base Defenders!
  15. There will be a rune combo of Rune of Chuck Norris+Rune of Ice-T which grants you use of the skill Kill.
  16. Afflicted will be a playable race.
  17. Mursaat will be a playable race.
  18. The Asura will have an Shortness attribute.
  19. Kormir is lesbian.