- Primordus will be the size of a Smurf.
- The full name of Guild Wars 2 will be: Guild Wars II: The Sequel.
- Palawa Joko is gay.
- Norgu will be very important.
- Primordus is Abbadon's weekend dad!
- Gadd will be ressurected by Palawa Joko as a miniature sex toy!
- Trolls will be a playable race.
- Yetis will be a playable race.
- Every time a Norn will jump an Asura will die.
- You will have to kill Primordus by climbing into the sewers and launching ancient Canthan Fireworks right between the buns!
- There will be a Rune of Minor Chuck Norris that gives +50000000000 Energy and +100000000000000 Health!
- There will be a Rune of Major Chuck Norris that gives +50000000000000000000000 Energy and +10000000000000000000000000000000000 Health!
- There will be a Rune of Superior Chuck Norris thats gives +500000000000000000000000000000000 Energy and +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Health!
- There will be a Rune of Chuck Norris thats gives you the passive skill Invulnerability like the Kurzick/Luxon Base Defenders!
- There will be a rune combo of Rune of Chuck Norris+Rune of Ice-T which grants you use of the skill Kill.
- Afflicted will be a playable race.
- Mursaat will be a playable race.
- The Asura will have an Shortness attribute.
- Kormir is lesbian.
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