User:DemonicFahrir/Funny
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Note: Here i leave everything i find funny, even if its not. |
“im pretty sure I've done everything in the game at one point. Except Codex Arena, it sucks almost as much as Polymock.
“You should consider changing the names of your archives to more humorous diseases like Obesity or Elected Politician.
“Charr:"We won't steamroll your fragile new settlement at Rata Sum if you will share some of your technology with us."
“99% of the time JQ is just a huge "hurr damage" fest.
— Jette
“this exchange happened between me and a Luxon Monk, who apparently had Healing Breeze as his only heal:
- Monk: Healing Breeze on the Turtle
- Me: Rip Enchantment
- Monk: Healing Breeze
- Me: Corrupt Enchantment
- Monk: Healing Breeze
- Me: Gaze of Contempt
- Monk: Healing Breeze
- Me: Rip Enchantment
- Monk: Healing Breeze
- Me: Corrupt Enchantment
— Elysea
“If you tell me, "Your stupid," I'll usually reply with, "What about my stupid? I've lost it, have you seen it?""
— Elysea
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Don't blame your Monk when you're too stupid to stop attacking when hexed with Empathy. Maybe your Monk knows you're a dumbass, and doesn't want to waste their energy healing a dumbfuck. Or maybe, they're getting ripped apart by the two Mesmers you're ignoring, because you go after the Monk. Like a dumbfuck.— Elysea
Amen.
“Unless every physical runs condition removal, maintainable blind essentially equates to "you don't exist".
— Raine
“and the general "meh" that is FA and JQ
— Raine
“(Deletion log); 12:11 . . Auron deleted "User talk:Bingoplay" (G1: Purely vandalism: bingo!)
— Recent Changes
Hehehe..
“I don't do PvP anymore, the drops are lousy and the monsters are rude.
— Manassas
True.. so true
“I'm uncomfortable with amateurs diagnosing strangers based on a few lines of text.
Critical hit!
“"General we are surrounded! Good now we can attack in all directions.".
— A general i would obey
“Standing back to back, the only force left to protect Beetletun from the undead hordes. We fight back wave after wave of grawling zombies when ...
Necrid Horseman drops cholocate bunny
Yes, it does somehow ruin the mood.
— --Xeeron
“My Guild Wars Fears O_O:
"MESMERS!!!" (the one profession that penalizes you for just being you)
— Yozuk
“I have to say as a female, who plays female characters, it's always annoyed me that the more we have to pay for armor, the less of it there seems to be!
— Wyn
“In the Netherlands, muslims often ask for respect, but have no respect for homosexuals, prostitutes, and people who have valid criticism about their faith
— Koda
Too true..
“Prophecies titans burn just fine. --Orry
Taste like chicken afterwards. Sneaker
— Orry and Sneaker
“A VoR mesmer in RA today said, "GL and HF to all!". What kind of dick do you have to be to say that before handing out Melee Bans, Caster Bans, Guild Wars Bans, and Being Banned Bans? That's like saying, "I hope you live long and have many healthy children" before punching someone in the ovaries.
— Raine
“I find it very difficult to believe that a soldier will actually look at exposed cleavage and think, "oh shit, a woman". Instead they'll think, "weak spot." Psychological manipulation is one thing, but leaving your heart unprotected is just stupid.
— Mme. Donelle
“If there are gonna be mounts in gw2, i want Livia to be one.
— Coward who's afraid of his own name
“As a monk in PvE, it is your job and only your job to prevent people from dying while they do everything in their power to lose as much health as possible as quickly as possible.
— Raine
