Ascalon Guard

From Guild Wars Wiki

Ascalon Guard
Affiliation	Ascalon Army
Type	Human
Profession	Warrior
Level(s)	2..5
Campaign	Prophecies

Ascalon Guards are soldiers in the Ascalon Army. They take orders from Prince Rurik, but ultimately answer to King Adelbern.

[edit] Locations

• Ascalon (pre-Searing)
  • Ascalon City (outpost)
  • Fort Ranik (pre-Searing)
  • Green Hills County
  • Lakeside County
  • The Northlands
  • Wizard's Folly

[edit] Skills

• Shield Stance

[edit] Quotes

The following quotes can all be read from the guards in either Ascalon or Fort Ranik either while watching them on patrol, or if you attempt to talk to the guards:

"A Solder could get a nasty sunburn under this sun."

"Bring me your woes some other time, friend."

"Didn't your momma ever teach you not to talk to strangers?"

"Do I look like a tour guide?"

"Do you think the stories of King Doric are true?"

"Does this armor make me look fat?"

"Doesn't the Wall look beautifull today?"

"Don't let my brother catch you looking at me like that."

"Don't touch me! I'm super important."

"Don't touch me. I said Don't touch me."

"Duty calls."

"Fight now, talk later."

"Fight, damn it!"

"For Ascalon!"

"Go away before I show you the pointy end of my sword."

"Good day for a nap under a tree."

"Have you ever considered becomming a nun?"

"Have you heard the joke about the cookie? Aw, it's crummy."

"Haven't heard from those Krytans lately."

"How you doing'?"

"Help. A little help here."

"I could sure go for an ale."

"I don't have time for you right now. I'm guarding something very important."

"I hear Ascalon's Chosen are out fighting another Orrian guild today."

"I know I'm irresistible, but that doesn't mean you can just touch me whenever you want."

"I sure am hungry."

"I was the only one there, and I didn't see nothin'."

"I'd talk to you, but then I'd have to talk to you."

"If there's a better place on all of Tyria, then I've never seen it."

"If you haven't noticed, I'm busy at the moment."

"It's a beautiful day in Ascalon, eh?."

"Keep it to yourself."

"Let's give 'em a whooping!"

"Looks like it's going to rain."

"Maybe you should lay off the roasted chicken."

"Not much for a soldier to do, now that the Charr have been taken care of."

"Not now!"

"Now is not he time for idle chatter!"

"Oh, my aching feet."

"One little mistake! Now I'm stuck on guard duty."

"Pardon me, citizen, but I have very important work to do."

"Read any good books lately?"

"Seems quiet today."

"Spill the blood of our foes!"

"Stop wagging your tongue and start whooping some butt."

"Tell me later. Right now I have enemies to slaughter."

"The fight rages. This battle is not yet won."

"The butterflies are out today."

"The time for jabbering over a pint will come later.

"To Arms! To Arms!"

"We'll reminisce after the battle is won."

"Who, me?"

"Wonder what's going on north of the Wall?"

"You know what I could go for right now? A big fat orange."

"You remind me a little of an alligator."

"Your words fall on deaf ears. For now I fight."