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I think we just found out the last GW2 profession :D ("Commando") Gotta love these updates --Piippo 13:29, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Mind Craft... time to close GW and play with my wolfies Elch 13:35, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

stuip update they didnt do anything good this year and i even skipped school cause i thought it was gonna be good, they should at least implement the items for the day then take them away tommorrow, i wanna play as a commando XD timmyderselts 13:37, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

You can, in Guild Wars 2... :D --Piippo 13:48, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

The build was delayed, but you should be able to preview the class now in Embark Beach. ~ Matthew Moore 13:50, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

i dont think its a real profession, just something to keep us occupied :PSpark-TBa 13:59, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Not a real GW2 profession but the special mission in GW1 is real. 86.164.65.97 15:40, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

well maybe its possible that the one Charr-looking profession with the big gun is called "Commando", and they took the page they were working on and spiced it up with the A.R.E.N.A. models and added in the assault rifles and such to just make it look like a complete hoax, when its really what's left besides the mesmer? Rifle, Pistol, Dagger, make it a ranged type with a dagger SKILL that allows it to rush in for quick stabs (instead of just movement bonus), and make it based around long-range fighting, as the 3rd adventurer... They could tweak some stuff on that to make it the ARENA commandos... but i'm sure they'd reveal the mesmer first considering that if they revealed the other thing first, we'd be sure its the mesmer then (one returning profession, and one all-new profession, the thief was based around the assassin)... and now this is mostly speculation <.< ~~ Kiomadoushi 18:31, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Omg gw2 preview!111

/jump is awesome! oh mah gooood! 86.87.127.239 13:46, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Get to da choppah!!!

[1] Waar Kijk Je Naar 13:50, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

LOL Apaches in my Gil Worz :O --Life Infusion «T» 13:58, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

the quest he gives i found really hard, something to get my teeth into, and your a comando :PSpark-TBa 14:01, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

the key is to use fragmentation grenade (big AOE damage) + stun grenade (stun) and to use skill 7 if under spell attacks. Skill 8 if you have empathy or whatever. --Life Infusion «T» 14:51, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

But, what will Master Slogo think? Kyle van der Meer 18:05, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

OMG!!! YU GI OH ABRIDGED!!!!! 71.59.149.193 02:07, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Chat Commands

.. are awesome. I won't have to keep repeating that we are friendly anymore.Tong2 13:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Avatar of Kormir

"Elite Form. Your are permanently Blinded. Any time one of your allies finishes a quest, you get credit for completing it instead. Whenever a Dervish enchantment ends on you, you steal all enchantments, shouts, and weapon spells from all party members." <-- This. Is. WIN. -- Large 14:08, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

You don't have to copy the text. Believe it or not, we can read, too. -Auron 14:15, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Your are? Judas 14:18, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

I don't have to copy the text. I wanted to. kthxbai. -- Large 14:28, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

It was totally worth saving a cap for this on my dervish. I will own in PvP now! 64.179.184.29 14:48, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Gotta admit, it's spot on with what the community's always saying about her... --ilr 20:07, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

the actual update

info plz -Cursed Angel 14:21, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

New mission that references Terminator and you play a Commando from the future. Find the Apache in Embark Beach. Judas 14:22, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Next costume

I think we just found it. -- Hong 14:30, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

I'd pay a pretty penny for that costume for sure. ThrainFile:User Thrain Sig.pngcontribs 14:31, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

I'd consider getting a helicopter costume. –Jette 18:06, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Connection issues?

I quit GW to get the new build 5 minutes ago, but GW won't start for me. Anyone else having the same problem? 77.170.168.235 14:39, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

gw has been experiencing some really messed up issues apparently due to data centers, when that happens to me i just call it a day, when i log on the following day i get straight in.Spark-TBa 14:45, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Omg Realy

Do all these updates have placa or is it just a joke. My GW client got some files to download. So what's that? O_o

The skill update of course. --ஸ Kyoshi 15:36, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

This.

^ That's the real joke. Balanced pvp - Predator Air Spike in Three... Two... One... 161.184.140.160 14:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

• • If thats real, im not sure i want GW2 anymore....

its not real april fools day ftl74.90.153.162 21:52, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

If it was real, I'd feel 10× as inspired to buy GW2. – NuclearDuckie 01:26, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Ranger skill Pircing attack

mutiple targets and DEATH omg win :P--83.188.228.88 14:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Finally the ranger update that made them acceptable in pve. oh no wait they're still terrible. :D --File:User Chieftain Alex Chieftain Signature.pngChieftain Alex 21:55, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

oh really >:[ --The Holy Dragons 22:03, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Mind Craft

Anet deserves a diamond for that. I hope they introduce the next playable profession as "The Creeper"!--24.159.206.18 15:01, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Every skill would be self destruct, too OP'd.--99.225.28.182 16:29, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Thats a nice bit of armor you gots yourself there... Ssss... Would be a shame if anything bad were to happen to it. Hehe, don't forget the "Ssss" shout: "For 5 seconds, Your movement speed is increased by 50%, and all enemies within earshot are affected by fear". Also invisibility on radar (to sneak up on people).—Neithan Diniem 15:56, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

friday!

hahahaha the black beast of aaargh will be confused as which seat to take :))) [rebecca black] -- Pixy | Talk 16:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Yes. Yes Yes Yes this made the update for me. The commando thing was hilarious but this just capped it. Best 4/1 update yet. Lysander 02:29, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Mummy Damage

Thunder Cat: ...Deals +35 bonus damage against mummies. ... Does that mean we can kick Palawa's ass now? 8V --Thrashed 17:39, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Turai Ossa is not an elementalist. — Raine Valen 17:40, 1 Apr 2011 (UTC)

yea and Palawa Joko isn't at the bone palace! --The Holy Dragons 17:50, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

But you can't hit him, there. :C — Raine Valen 17:53, 1 Apr 2011 (UTC)

YOU can't hit him there! =D --The Holy Dragons 21:13, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

One doesn't simply walk into the Bone Palace...—Neithan Diniem 15:50, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Corporal Bane does.

New Build?

What might this be? --~~Lotus~~ 21:52, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

C'MON MAN!

DON'T DAAAAAZE ME BRO-HAM!!! *sobs* Scar Of The Lotus 22:02, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

best skill update ever?

honestly I loled several times. Esp with the new char class. Thanks anet. Even tho u suck april fools is always a time to look forward to <3 user:YoUrMoM --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 128.189.191.186 (talk).

Good to know the talk page will always have that unstoppable vein of hatred, no matter how glowing the praise it's hidden in is. 128.113.201.222 02:37, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Last years was MUCH better The "quality" of the jokes in these skills are wiki user added at best. Justice 05:53, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

I hadn't realized you had to have toured in at least 3 cities doing stand-up comedy before showing your designer/developer skills and actually work for Anet. -- Large 14:18, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Quality as in someone funny at anet could have wrote them, with a little more polished writing skills (pick apart my spelling/grammar if you have too...). This looks like a random ip who thought they were funny added them. And you dont have to do stand up comedy to be funny btw. Justice 23:09, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Yes, because this is run by a random IP. Paddymew 15:34, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

SOME ONE FUNNY FROM ANET COULD HAVE WROTE THEM. LOOOKS LIKE RANDOM IP DID IT. LLLLLLOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKSSSSS LLLLLLIIIIIKKKKKEEEEE.......Justice 17:52, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Way of the I

<3 the iway reference. Then again, it could also be a reference to making one's own build rather than PvX's build and being made fun of by the "pros" for not using the "good" builds. Double reference? I say yes! -- Konig/talk 03:31, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Double Reference all the way across the page. --Piippo 10:32, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

So intense... --Mercenary 11:26, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

But what does it meeeean? Harrier C. Goodman talk 14:30, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Dual Sun Strike

I know its an obvious Star Wars pun, but I wonder if it has anything to do with the star wars parody webcomic "Blue Milk Special"? Just a thought.—Neithan Diniem 16:38, 2 April 2011 (UTC)