User:Shard/Skilloftheday

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Meteor Shower - 0_o XD @.@ - "For 9 seconds, it's like you have a scythe, except you attack half as fast."

Impossible Odds - "ArenaNet balances PvP."

Point Blank Shot - "Why did you pick a ranger if you're going to get in people's faces anyway!?"

Power Block 15 ¼ 20 - "Interrupt target foe's action. If you interrupted a fire ele bot or RoJ bot in Jade Quarry, that target stands still for 3...13...15 seconds and kills itself via empathy."

"We're Back!" - Scare all dead allies within earshot back to life.

Mantra of Wasabi - ¢1 per Paypal Acceptance time 0 - Create 1,000,000 gold on your account. For As long as you are in ZoS, you are immune to Power Block.

Shadow Form - 30 2 22 - "For 25 seconds, you don't look like a shadow or move like one, but you still cast a shadow onto the ground. Skills that create light don't instantly kill you, and the only skills in the whole game that can hit you are either monster skills or bugged skills.

Disappear - 15 1 60 - "You disappear for 10 seconds."

Wanderlust - 10 5 45 - "If target foe is at a certain distance from you, that foe is knocked down for 25 seconds."

Ward Against Harm - 15 1 20 - "Create a Ward Against Harm at your location. For 8...18...20 seconds, fire damage dealt to allies inside the ward is converted to balanced damage."

Echo

Ion Cannon - "Gain control of target capture point."

Visions of Regret - 10 Doesn't matter Chains perfectly with backfire - "For 10 seconds, you can't play this game."

Mind Blast - 5 1 3 - "Deals 15...51...60 damage to target foe. If you have more energy than that foe are an elementalist, you gain 1...7...8 energy plus another 2 from fire attunement."

Dancing Daggers - 5 ⅔ 3 - "Your staff creates three magical daggers which fly towards target foe. If they take more than 352 days to get there, there's a chance they might get obstructed or dodged. Each dagger deals 5...29...35 earth damage that gets treated as physical damage for some reason sometimes and counts as a lead attack."

"Help Me!" - 5 0 15 - "This is what Prince Rurik used before Dagnar killed him. Whole lot of good it did. Maybe if the skill was worth the skill slot, Rurik would have been helped."

Glyph of Lesser Energy - 5 1 30 - Better than Glyph of Greater Energy.

Palm Strike - 5 1 shorter than every other skill on your bar - "If you have 6 attack skills on your bar, target foe dies. If this gets interrupted, target foe dies after 4 seconds. If one of your attack skills gets diverted, that target still dies. If this skill gets diverted, the other Palm Strike sin will have to tell you when he's applying permacripple because you're probably a shit player who can't just see what he does it."

Mark of Insecurity - 5 1 10 - "You begin autoattacking target foe. For the next 20 seconds, feel free to download large quantities of Stripteases...Interracial...Girl-on-Girl and play the internetz one-handed while the monk you're targeting can't do anything. After 20 seconds, the monk you were attacking will be dead, and you can click on another target, cast on him, and go "afk" for 20 more seconds ;) "

Rip Enchantment - 5 1 10 - "For infinity seconds, whenever target monk tries to use channeling, that foe suffers from bleeding for 10 seconds instead. (Attribute: Reasons why heroes should be banned in pvp)"

Aura of the Lich - 0 2 45 - "Exploit the corpse of air. A level 1...14...17 bone minion comes out of your ass, which gives you a delayed +12 energy, passive dps, meat shield bodyblockers, and free aoe explosions when they die."

Ursan Blessing - 5 0 30 - "You take on the aspect of the bear. Your Energy returns to maximum and you have -2 Energy degeneration. You have +10...18...20 armor and +100...180...200 maximum Health but can still die if you're a retard. You lose all enchantments and brain power. Bear attacks replace your skills. You gain Energy every time you take or deal damage. This skill ends when your Energy drops to 0 or when you aggro 5 mobs, thinking this skill somehow stops damage."

Twisting Jaws - 0 0 Amount of time it takes to walk from the res shrine to where this skill killed you - "Target foe dies. If that foe was a human controlled player, they smash their keyboards out of frustration of repeatedly being party wiped by a single skill."

"For Great Justice Injustice!" (PvP) - 5 0

( - "For one update, skills that are actually overpowered, overused, abusable, and which actually cause problems get the axe instead of balanced skills like this one, which have strangely enough been unchanged in the last 3.5 years."

Amulet of Protection Healing - 0 0 0 - "You can't take more than 25...245...300 damage per second. Whenever you take more than 25...245...300 damage in a second, the extra damage is prevented. you are healed for any damage over that amount. after one second, you are healed for as much damage as you took life you lost more than that amount. *not including degen effects or deep wound.

Concise Description: "Weaker version of Spirit Bond"

Edge of Extinction who cares 5 match ends by then - "If the other team is stupid, they explode. Otherwise, you explode. (Attribute: The most fun skill in GW, sadly nerfed because it's easier to get your failure of a game balancer to roll a die than it is to fix a simple bug.)"

Autoattack - 0 1.75 0 - "Up to three target adjacent foes each take 7...80...92 damage. (Attribute: Broken Game Mechanics)"

"Save Yourselves!" - 8 0 0 - You scream so loud that a highly concentrated burst of sound waves surrounds your allies, giving them more armor than armor gives.

BAMPH! - 0 0 0 - "Wail of Doom target enemy."

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick - Number of fists in Chuck Norris' Beard Amount of time it takes the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to be stopped by an unmovable object Number of planets Chuck Norris kicked out of the solar system - "You perform a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick on target foe's jaw. That foe flies 5...33...40 miles before landing in the Nevada Test Site, which results in a catastrophic explosion that the scientists there mistake for a nuclear test. One of them retrieves what was left of target foe's Pwn3d body and mails it to you, but before he gets to his mailbox, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks him in the jaw, sending him 5...33...40 miles back to your location, causing him to hit the ground at the speed of light, creating a ginormous explosion, which kills everything on the map. You survive because the only thing that can counter a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is another Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, and NOT a nuclear explosion.

Kill Target Monk - Your target's survival rate Number of skills your target needs to use before dying Number of balanced skills in the game - "For 10 seconds, Spiteful Spirit plus Spiteful Spirit. Since you're going to cast 3 more hexes after this because you're bad at the game and can barely even win running hexway, wastrel's worry spam guarantees your target will take an additional damage until this effect expires."

Nonelite Migraine - Migraine Better than Migraine Migraine - For Migraine seconds, Migraine, and whenever your opponent tries to cast a spell, Spiteful Spirit. (Attribute: Two elites rolled into a non-elite)

Rage of the Ntouka - 5 0 15 - For 10 seconds, all your attack skills become worse. (Attribute: Izzy pretending to make skills balanced by making an elite that nobody will ever use.)

Claim Resource - 5 3 N/A - For 3 seconds, you take triple damage and are the target of every enemy on the map. When you finish casting this, yeah pretty much nothing changes.

Meditation of the Reaper - 0 0 0 - "For 20 seconds, if this is your first time fighting Shiro, your party dies. Otherwise, Shiro becomes a damage magnet, and after he takes 600 damage, he steals it all back like Xinrae's Weapon does."

Use with Practiced Stance - 8 after expertise 2 12 after PS - "For 3 attacks worth...15 attacks worth...OMG seconds, whenever you fire an arrow, you interrupt target foe and adjacent foes. This interrupts people through block, blind, miss hexes, obstructions, lawsuits, and alternate dimensions."

Decrapitate - 8 N/A 0 - Target foe's RoF heals him for 100, then you become useless for 10 seconds.

Spirit Walk - 0 0.25¼ 8 - "You lose 5 energy.(Attribute: You're an idiot.)"

Xinrae's Weapon - 5 0.25¼ 3 - "Reversal of Fortune plus Vampiric Gaze plus Protective Bond minus Energy Cost minus Activation Time minus Recharge."

Escape - 2 after Expertise, 0, same as duration - "For 1...7...8 seconds, you do exactly the opposite of this skill's name. Enemies can't kite you, physicals can't touch you, and since you're already a ranger, elemental damage doesn't hurt you."

Use With Entangling Asp 5 1 5 - "Target foe takes 90 damage. This counts as a lead attack for some reason, even though it isn't an attack and only leads into another non-attack."

Shadow Form - 10 Uninterruptable Does this one really matter? - "For 5...25...30 seconds, you gain +∞ armor against pve. You can't fail missions and you can't die while running people. Attacks, spells, chants, shouts, stances, monster skills, lawsuits, area effects, obelisk lightning, and laws of physics against you fail. Whenever a rare material drops for you, a baby kangaroo dies."

Wounding Strike - 5 N/A 3 "If this attack hits, it strikes for Error: Parsing variable list "

Wail of Doom - Very little% WTF Are you joking? Not nearly enough - "Remove target player from the game for 1...3...4 seconds."