User:Farlo/Farlo Profession

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User Farlo Divide Zero.jpg

Divide by Zero

User Farlo Your Men.jpg

"Fuck You and Your Men!"

User Farlo Chester.jpg

Summon Chester

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User Farlo KANT Theory.jpg

KANT Theory

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Optional

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Optional

User Farlo Hey You.jpg

"Hey You! C'mere!"


Skills[edit]

Divide by Zero
(user skill)

User Farlo Divide Zero.jpg

  • 10 Energy
  • 0.5½ Activation
  • 8 Recharge
Attribute
Math
Type
Calculator Skill

Divide by Zero[edit]


Calculator Skill. Create a miniature Black Hole from your calculator, pulling all foes near you to your current position and dealing 15...99...120 damage.
Progression
Math
Damage
0
15
1
22
2
29
3
36
4
43
5
50
6
57
7
64
8
71
9
78
10
85
11
92
12
99
13
106
14
113
15
120
16
127
17
134
18
141
19
148
20
155
21
162




"Fuck You and Your Men!"
(user skill)

User Farlo Your Men.jpg

  • 5 Energy
  • 12 Recharge
Attribute
Meme
Type
Shout

"Fuck You and Your Men!"[edit]


Shout. Target foe and foes adjacent to target suffer from Cracked Armor and a Deep Wound for 8...11...12 seconds.
Progression
Meme
Duration
0
8
1
8
2
9
3
9
4
9
5
9
6
10
7
10
8
10
9
10
10
11
11
11
12
11
13
11
14
12
15
12
16
12
17
13
18
13
19
13
20
13
21
14





Summon Chester
(user skill)

User Farlo Chester.jpg

  • 10 Energy
  • 60 Recharge
Attribute
Farlotry
Type
Spell

Summon Chester[edit]


Spell. Summon a level 14...19...20 Chester that lives for 30...54...60 seconds and has Unsuspecting Strike. Only 1 Chester can exist at a time.
Progression
Meme
Level
Duration
0
14
30
1
14
32
2
15
34
3
15
36
4
16
38
5
16
40
6
16
42
7
17
44
8
17
46
9
18
48
10
18
50
11
18
52
12
19
54
13
19
56
14
20
58
15
20
60
16
20
62
17
21
64
18
21
66
19
22
68
20
22
70
21
22
72




Forced Meme
(user skill)

Forced Meme[edit]


Echo. Using the powers of anon and peer pressure, you deal 20...40...45 damage for each ally within earshot. If the target was under the effect of a Meme shout, target is set ablaze for 3...6...7 seconds.
Progression
Meme
Damage
0
20
3
1
22
3
2
23
4
3
25
4
4
27
4
5
28
4
6
30
5
7
32
5
8
33
5
9
35
5
10
37
6
11
38
6
12
40
6
13
42
6
14
43
7
15
45
7
16
47
7
17
48
8
18
50
8
19
52
8
20
53
8
21
55
9




KANT Theory
(user skill)

User Farlo KANT Theory.jpg

  • 10 Energy
  • 25 Recharge
Attribute
Math
Type
Spell

KANT Theory[edit]


Hex Spell. Hearing the theory itself baffles your opponents, causing the next 1...4...5 spells the target casts fail and you steal up to 10...54...65 Health from that foe.
Progression
Math
Number of Spells
Health
0
1
10
1
1
14
2
2
17
3
2
21
4
2
25
5
2
28
6
3
32
7
3
36
8
3
39
9
3
43
10
4
47
11
4
50
12
4
54
13
4
58
14
5
61
15
5
65
16
5
69
17
6
72
18
6
76
19
6
80
20
6
83
21
7
87




Skill 6




Skill 7




"Hey You! C'mere!"
(user skill)

User Farlo Hey You.jpg

  • 10 Energy
  • 5 Activation
  • 15 Recharge
Attribute
Meme
Type
Shout

"Hey You! C'mere!"[edit]


Spell. Resurrect target party member. Target party member is returned to life with 50% Health and 25% Energy, and is teleported to your current location. This Spell causes you to be winded and unable to use shouts for 10...4...3 seconds.
Progression
Meme
Winded duration
0
10
1
10
2
9
3
9
4
8
5
8
6
7
7
7
8
6
9
6
10
5
11
5
12
4
13
4
14
3
15
3
16
3
17
2
18
2
19
1
20
1
21
0