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[edit] "Should you be allowed to play Guild Wars?" Quiz
[edit] Disclaimer
Please do not take the quiz if you are easily offended.
This is a work in progress, I will update it as I see fit.
[edit] The Quiz: Part 1, PvP
You are in RA and you have no chance of winning the match. You:
- A) Fail to resign and when a party member dies, res them anyway, because you like to grief people.
- B) Fail to resign and run around as the last party member alive until the timer runs out. Simply reviving party members isn't enough for you.
- C) Fail to resign and complain about the skill balance for 4v4 in Guild Wars.
- D) Fail to resign and complain about how bad your team is and how amazing you are.
- E) Rage-quit.
- F) Resign and run into the enemy mob suicidally.
Correct Answer: E or F (15 points). If you answered B, don't bother taking the rest of the quiz, you automatically fail.
You want to play RA, but don't know what skill bar you should run. You:
- A) Look up the current meta on PvX wiki and run the best rated bar for your favorite class.
- B) Look through your archive of 8v8 team builds and pull out a bar that fell out of meta years ago and has been nerfed more than Smiter's Boon (PvP). In fact, it's Sway R/D with Escape, Apply Poison, and scythe attacks!
- C) Ask a friend who is more experienced to give you a bar because you suck at making them or haven't played RA before.
- D) Make your own bar because you actually know what skills are good and what are bad.
- E) Play Mo/N and put Death Nova on your bar.
Correct Answer: C (10 points), or D if you actually know what you're talking about (20 points). If you answered E, subtract 6 billion points from your score.
You want to play HA but are of low rank and don't know anyone else to play with. You:
- A) Pretend you own another account that's r9, and get a group that way.
- B) Buy a high ranked account on eBay because you're bad at the game and want to ruin other people's fun.
- C) Add a Me/Rt tease hero and a Mo/Me LS hero, then tab-invite random scrubs in ID1 and enter before anyone has a chance to leave or say anything.
- D) Look up the current meta on wiki, roll one of the bars, and pretend you're r2 with only a tiny bit of fame left til r3.
- E) Go play RA instead. Surely, a glad rank or two will help you get a team.
Correct Answer: D (10 points), or C if you fail at that (5 points). If you answered E, -30 points.
You get to halls, and find another guild in your alliance there. You:
- A) Gank them.
- B) Laugh about it afterwards.
- C) GOD DAMNIT, WHY?!?!?
Correct Answer: A, then B, followed by C (9001 point combo).
You get to halls, only to be ganked by another guild in your alliance. You:
- A) Kick them out of the alliance.
- B) Laugh about it, and shrug it off.
Correct Answer: A (1 point)
You are playing on an IWAY team in the underworld, and are the last person alive on your team, with the entire enemy team still alive. You:
- A) Die honorably because that's what all the cool kids do.
- B) Use Defy Pain and IWAY to stay alive and tank the entire failire of an enemy team, while spamming /rank every thirty seconds, only to make them all leave after 3 hours.
Correct Answer: B (1000 points if no one on your team leaves, 50 otherwise)
You are in HB (before it was removed). You:
- A) Red resign like 99.999999% of the GW population does.
- B) Refuse to red resign, and then get beat by the other player anyway.
- C) Look up the meta on wiki, then run around cap shrines the whole time. You feel like a man for being the epidomy of why HB was removed. HB is tactical and micro after all.
- D) Challenge everyone to prove to you that HB is going to be removed. If they can't produce a link, it's obviously not going anywhere.
Correct Answer: A (20 points), or D if you're in denial (2 points). If you answered C, you lose 10,000 points.
You are in the codex arena. You:
- A) Try and make a good bar.
- B) Give up and just throw random skills on your bar because even if you try and make something decent it'll be shitty anyway.
- C) Go to RA because as bad as RA is, it's still better than the codex arena.
Correct Answer: C (60 points), or B (15 points)
[edit] The Quiz: Part 2, PvE
Coming soon.
[edit] The Quiz: Part 3, General
Coming soon.
[edit] Scoring
To be determined after parts 2 and 3 are complete.
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