G.O.L.E.M. (disguise)

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Disambig icon.png This article is about the April Fools' Day disguise. For golems in general, see Golem (disambiguation).

G.O.L.E.M. (disguise)

Disguise. Your mind is controlling a golem across time. Don't think too hard about how that works.

Concise description

Disguise. You are controlling a golem from the future.

Skills[edit]

See also: Special skill#G.O.L.E.M.
Annihilator Strike.jpg
Annihilator Strike
Annihilator Knuckle.jpg
Annihilator Knuckle
Reactor Burst.jpg
Reactor Burst
Annihilator Beam.jpg
Annihilator Beam
Sky Net.jpg
Sky Net
Phase Shield.jpg
Phase Shield
Annihilator Toss.jpg
Annihilator Toss
"I'll Be Back!".jpg
"I'll Be Back!"

Acquisition[edit]

Temporarily, during the April Fools' Day quest Annihilator 2: Searing Day.

Quotes[edit]

Battle quotes[edit]

"*DIS-RE-GARD DAM-AGE, RES-CUE GWEN*"
"*DIS-PA-RA-GING RE-MARK A-BOUT YOUR BAT-TLE PER-FOR-MANCE*"
"*GREAT SNAFF*".
"*IF YOU ARE GO-ING TO TRA-VEL THOUGH TIME, WHY NOT DO IT IN A GO-LEM?*"
"*I AM A GO-LEM FROM THE FU-TURE, SENT TO COR-RECT THE PAST*"
"*I FIGHT FOR GWEN'S FU-TURE!*"
"*I NEED A VA-CA-TION*"
"*TAR-GET AC-QUIR-ED, DAN-GER DE-TEC-TED*"
"*THIS, TOO, IS THE CHOICE OF THE A-SU-RA TIME GATE*".

Notes[edit]

Stats
Weapon

Trivia[edit]

  • Under this disguise, your health and energy are both powers of 2, which are commonly used in computer engineering.
  • Some of the G.O.L.E.M.'s quotes reference Terminator 2: Judgement Day:
    • "I need a vacation" is a direct quote by The Terminator.
    • "Target acquired, danger detected" is most probably based on the messages that appear in Terminators' internal HUD.
  • Some of its lines also reference the movie Back to the Future:
    • The line "If you are going to travel through time..."' is paraphrase of a quote by Doctor Emmett Brown (a.k.a. "Doc").
    • "Great Snaff" is likely a reference to the expression "Great Scott", also often said by Doc.
  • "This, too, is the choice of the asura time gate" paraphrases one of the catchphrases of Rintarō Okabe, the protagonist of Steins;Gate.
  • "Disregard damage, rescue Gwen"' is a reference to the Joseph Ducreux meme.