User talk:Jette/Archive 5

Fuuuuuuuuuurrrrrzt!!11!

No NPA pls ! Lilondra 11:35, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

No no personal attacks? Okay, I fucked you are mom. –Jette 11:46, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

No bad grammar too pls. NuVII 15:43, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

either* -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 16:29, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

You kinda shat in the intentional irony thar. NuVII 17:05, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

The pot is boiling

Stop trying to stir it. --RIDDLE 06:46, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm not stirring it, I'm jacking off in it and then serving it to the customers. –Jette 06:48, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Stop ruining my soup :( --RIDDLE 06:49, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Delicious. Karate Jesus 06:50, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

I lol'd Lilondra 06:53, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Jette, I have to say that there are only a handful of people that I am willing to troll RC to find their comments, and you are one of those people. High quality humor. -- Tha Reckoning 06:54, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

While others may be joking around when they ask you to stop, many, myself included, are not. See you in 3 days. (Aiiane - talk - contribs) 06:55, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Also

How much do you know about Windows XP? -- Tha Reckoning 06:54, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Your ban

You have brought honor and glory to the trolls. I'll miss you during your "GTFO" ban. Try not failing so much when you get back. You're funnier when you, y'know, can post. ~Shard 07:01, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

*sadface* Lilondra 11:20, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Jette got banned? D':--Unendingfear 13:05, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Wait, I'm confused, what did Jette do that was worthy of a 3 day ban? And by that, I mean comparatively to the last few days of drama butt-fucking itself all over this wiki. He gets a 3 day ban for being hilarious and people with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old's twat get nothing for causing all kinds of e-drama? Everyone say it with me: "WTF?" Karate Jesus 16:34, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

WTF? Mr J 16:35, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

WTF? Shadow Runner 16:35, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Yay, okay, let's not do that. NuVII 16:38, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Eh, sorry. What KJ said is true however, how exactly did that work? Shadow Runner 16:39, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm tempted to say biases. From looking at the contribs of Jette and others for the last 15 mins, that's all I can figure out. But apparently whatever it was it was worth 3 days versus Zesbeer's 12 hour ban and Ariyen and Pika Fan's ban multiple warnings. Karate Jesus 16:43, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm guessing Aiiane blocked Jette because he continued to make disruptive comments, e.g. stuff like this and this, which would only escalate ongoing problems. Jette's also shown a tendency for this kind of disruption, as can be seen in his previous blocks and given as a reason in Aiiane's block summary. Maybe she's just treating the cases as separate cases, as some more important to prevent than others at this current time, or as some which are over or don't need further administrative intervention. Or maybe she was just around for this issue, and not for the others. I don't think she's biased towards or against any of these users, and I can't really find anything convincing to support such a bias.

By the by, do you really think the comments weren't worthy of a block? Does the hilarity factor make any difference whatsoever? Do you really think you should be attacking other people when you're commenting on what's worthy of a ban and what's not? -- pling 17:50, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

"By the by, do you really think the comments weren't worthy of a block? - Pling"

"And by that, I mean comparatively to the last few days of drama butt-fucking itself all over this wiki. - KJ"

I love it when I can answer a question by quoting myself. Oh, and lol @ trying to label my comments as personal attacks. I meant biases in general (other admins being biased towards Ariyen [which was obvious], Zesbeer, etc. And Aiiane [?] not giving a fuck either way). Karate Jesus 17:57, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

"people with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old's twat" hokay. -- pling 18:04, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

And please, tell me who I meant by that other than the general userbase. Go ahead. Karate Jesus 18:08, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Considering you go on to compare this case with that of Zesbeer, Aryien, and Pika Fan, plus the fact you've already voiced your objection to the lack of action in the latter drama, I'm guessing them. Though even if you were just referring to the general userbase, it's not any less of an attack upon them. Nevertheless, I digress. -- pling 18:15, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

As both of us should. Karate Jesus 18:17, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

(Reset indent) I agree with KJ. While Jette did write some... controversial edits, he also made many good ones (too lazy to link). While I don't scream "BIAS BIAS", it seems rather odd that Zesbeer did that and maybe more, and got his 24 hour ban shortened to 14 at the end; even if he was unblocked in a controversial way. While the blocks of time passed do count, a year or so is a lot of time, and 3 days are in this case too. It's not like Jette continuously spammed trollish comments like many other users do without being touched. Again, I'm not screaming "BIAS BIAS", but it does seem a little off and fishy. Titani Ertan 18:26, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Just to point out, I wasn't intending to make out any one specific person as "biased". What I was suggesting is that Jette has been viewed as trollish in the past and was instantly given a 3 day ban. Ariyen, Pika, Zesbeer, and whoever else I mentioned have wiki-friends who are bcrats and admins. All I'm saying. Karate Jesus 18:30, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Next time I'm banned, give me a 3 day ban too, I'm sick of 1 week bans :O - Wuhy 22:47, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

vim

Did I read that correct that you are using vim to browse the wiki? How do you do that? :o poke | talk 07:43, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

Google vimperator (firefox) or vimperopera (opera). ;o Ish sexay. –Jette 08:00, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

Awesome! But it doesn't look like it would work on a command line xD poke | talk 08:07, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh, with the actual program vim? :p No, I doubt it. That would be kind of cool, but I doubt it comes with a webkit... –Jette 08:08, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

Will continue to use lynx then :P poke | talk 08:20, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

I swear I only turn on X these days because monochrome gets boring very very quickly.  :/ –Jette 08:21, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

I have 256 different colors. poke | talk 19:49, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

vis, vi Ɲoɕʈɋɽɕɧ 19:49, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

IT'S OVER 90.00!!!!!!! is for Raine, etc. 20:31, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

File:User Unendingfear Awesome Pirate.png--Unendingfear 05:24, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

MY EYES MY EYES –Jette 05:32, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

Double Eye Patches ftw.--Unendingfear 13:48, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

Could you do something for me?

Since you got the skills and tools for these things, could you modify this image, so it would have black package with maroon ribbons.
And could it be svg? Thanks :} - J.P.Talk 23:17, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

Awesome! I like it :D - J.P.Talk 23:23, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

An image that tries to pack detail into such a tiny package is going to look awful when vectorized, not to much a much larger file size, but here you go. I cbf cleaning it up, but you can just download inkscape if you want to optimize it a little. It's really not hard. I uploaded the original as well, in case you prefer it: File:User Jette red gift.png –Jette 23:24, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Could you upload it as 18x18 on my christmas sig direction by any chance? -.- I got my computer back from repair today and i got all the things on my broken hard drive waiting to be moved to my new one. I'm just too lazy to do it today :S - J.P.Talk 23:43, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Which one, the png or svg? –Jette 23:52, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

PNG. You said SVG is terrible if it's too small. - J.P.Talk 23:53, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

I love you. It's just stylish in my opinion :D - J.P.Talk 03:30, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Remembering IP addresses

Discover Card's online banking does something similar. To begin, you set up your standard three questions, (the "what's your favorite food", and so on). If you log in from a location that is not recognized, you're asked to answer one of those questions, and then if that location is one you'll be logging in from frequently. Might cut down on this type of liquidation hack, and not be too inconvenient even for people like Wyn that play from multiple locations, especially if it's a small list. -- FreedomBound 12:37, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Most places that "remember" IP addresses don't allocate server resources to actually remember the IP, they just use cookies. Delete all the cookies on your computer to test if you want. ··· Danny Pew Pew 20:46, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

Would that preclude GW from doing something similar? -- FreedomBound 22:54, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

Using cookies would be pretty pointless, seeing as how the entire idea is to prevent people who you do not know from raping your account. –Jette 23:33, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

"Most places that "remember" IP addresses [...] just use cookies." - bullshit. Nearly every server in the internet stores a log, containing your IP, browser information, the actual access time and the path you opened - and being it only used for statistical research, your IP is still saved for some weeks. poke | talk 08:11, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'll be damned. Captain Obvious strikes again. I mean, it's not like I don't work in server administration or anything like that. The point I was making is that IPs are relatively unreliable, unless you can convince your ISP to give you a static one, and that using a cookie for identification means that they don't have to keep track of which IP relates to which user, which, and I hope I'm pointing out the obvious here, becomes problematic because the server storing that information would require intense security. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:01, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

HALP HALP!

Can you get the Awesome Pirate picture so that there isn't a white box around it?--Unendingfear File:User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 18:42, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

Thanks =D--Unendingfear File:User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 23:24, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

Sure. –Jette 23:50, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

Maek

vengeful aataxe farm vid please. That would be very lulzy. -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 19:35, 14 November 2009 (UTC)

wtb ^ 50e ¤Dark ';~;' Chaos¤ 01:42, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Love to, can't.  ;,; My computer is in a state of crap, so even running GW at 1024x768 is a serious strain on my C/GPU, and it usually crashes after ~20 minutes of play anyway. Running a recording program would just be asking for it. –Jette 03:02, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Why would you want to see somebody hitting Vengeful Aatxe? Just do the quest o.O poke | talk 08:09, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

I actually killed a few. clicky –Jette 14:57, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

i don't recall them taking damage from Holy Wrath or Retribution, so what voodoo could that be? Meh, when I finish Borderlands maybe I'll give it a shot. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:42, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Vengeful was khanhei. It takes forever since they have 20 health regen (it goes over the normal 10 limit), but if you spam vengeful weapon at the same time, you can usually kill them eventually. Only one dropped something, though, and it wasn't very good. It'd be cool if you got an ecto from it though. –Jette 20:13, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Goes over the normal limit? Wat? NuVII 20:27, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

They have a regen cap that breaks the usual limit. This doesn't surprise me at all, tbh, given how ANet tends to fix things. ··· Danny Pew Pew 21:11, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

...kill keeper of souls and they all die, why waste time with vwk... ¤Dark ';~;' Chaos¤ 01:25, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

For the lulz, ofc. It's cooler to kill an invincible monster than just kill a normal one that keeps it alive. I haven't confirmed this in-game, but I think any skill that provides regen over 10 will break the limit, the same way normal skills that go over limits, like Ritual Lord, will still work. Either way, BAMPH! provides 20 regen to the caster when it's used, so even if I'm wrong, it's still working as intended. –Jette 01:31, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

chess

on your userpage,i moved the white pawn and took a black pawn,KTHXBAI --Neil2250 21:59, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Your skill and expertise would be appreciated

Any way you could make a line-up of (some) of the polymock icons, for the polymock article? Similar to the one on the profession page. We're thinking (over here) that it might be a nice addition to the article, and bring it to a level that would allow it to be featured. -- FreedomBound 13:56, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

Huh? Yeah, gimme a minute, I'll take care of it. –Jette 17:35, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

and a -- FreedomBound 17:42, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

*eats cookie and breaks heart* Titani Ertan 17:44, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

• Eats broken heart*--Unendingfear File:User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 18:25, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

If you want, I can just make it five skills all lined up, but I thought it looked nicer this way. –Jette 18:36, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

It's pretty! I actually meant the polymock statue thingies, but that looks really nice. Thanks!-- FreedomBound 18:38, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

CheatEngine

I'm assuming your CheatEngine reference in the botnetz thread was simply an example. I haven't used it, but I am entirely unconvinced that it would be possible to move your avatar vertically upwards in Guild Wars. ··· Danny Pew Pew 21:53, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

Cool story bro. –Jette 00:09, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

obaby. can you teleport, too? ··· Danny Pew Pew 00:12, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but it takes more work (mainly because I can never remember what directions cause increase and decrease, so I have to look it up). I can go anywhere in the "world" though, even places that don't actually exist. It doesn't really move me, though, only the client is affected, not the server. –Jette 00:18, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

So, in other words it doesn't matter unless you want to take screenshots of the arena in NF? =p ··· Danny Pew Pew 00:21, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Or access half-way implemented unimplemented content, or any of that sorta thing. Yeah. I can also fall off the world, totally trippy. –Jette 00:22, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

pretty cool. maybe i'll check it out when i'm bored. in the meantime, you wanna start intercepting packets so we can figure out how to write non-interface bots? ··· Danny Pew Pew 00:24, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

I can't even compile Hello World.  :< Actually, I think that's Visual Studio's gay fault, but you get the idea. –Jette 00:25, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

just use python. is so v easy. :> ··· Danny Pew Pew 00:32, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

­#import antigravity –Jette 00:35, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

#import soul, tbh ··· Danny Pew Pew 00:40, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

#import ♥
;_; –Jette 01:00, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

#something is actually a comment. You just write import antigravity. poke | talk 09:09, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Mabey use this evil power for good? ( as in... taking screenshots of arenas...uh... the shining blade camp at the end of the wilds.... looking up mountains... taking awesom screenshots o.o) --Neil2250 . 10:48, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

No, do the double jump thingy in a wurm. Please. NuVII 16:34, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

^ ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:31, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

[1] The wurms are in that archive. I doubt I'll do any more than that unless it's for something helpful, it's kind of a pain because my graphics card is acting up. –Jette 01:10, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

I wanted to share this

with you. ··· Danny Pew Pew 19:32, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Well? deltaalphanova 23:38, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry, your sentence didn't make sense. Here, another token. Titani Ertan 05:18, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Dragon Age

Yeah...go buy it...its amazing, all I've been doing when I get home from work is playing it.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 19:58, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

q,q I want it too :o--Unendingfear File:User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 22:40, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Omg is it awesome! I fought a dragon last night, and when you're about to kill stuff like that it goes into a massive cinematic...so sexiful. My pew pew mage looks like Yasmin Le Bon. It makes me happy!--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 23:07, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

:o *wants*--Unendingfear File:User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 23:08, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

The character dialogue alone makes it worth it! God I love Bioware. Why did terrible Obsidian make NWN2?? This game should have been NWN2.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 23:20, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

This

Site, is indeed dumb. Responding on one's userpage is probably a bannable offense in this hellhole.

Hello, Jette. Shall we troll eachother, just for you to remember the old days? ---Chaos- (talk) -- 09:59, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm kinda tired. –Jette 09:59, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

You can sleep on my lap. My lap is very safe and comfortable. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 10:00, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

­:{ –Jette 10:08, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Don't sleep then, just sit. I will massage you, and you will make me feel good. It's wonderful what you can do to another person just by caressing with your hands. Oh, and true story. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 10:38, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Oh so sensual chaos !

You have no idea <3 ---Chaos- (talk) -- 12:17, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

This ought to cheer you up

It always cheers me up. [2]

BTW, since I respect you as a Imagemonger, I would like your input here (yes, I know I am using lossy jpgs) --RIDDLE 07:02, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

redirects

you no longer have a userpage. or if you do it redirects straight to talk page. you do that on purpose or no? Briar 07:01, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

I did it on purpose. –Jette 07:03, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

OIC. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Briar (talk).

You know you can only remove talk page comments if it's vandalism or NPA, right? ~Shard 08:14, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Hence the "do not post if it's not important" message, above. It's a wiki page, not a MySpace. If someone wants to have a congenial conversation with me, my MSN/AIM contact information are somewhere on the site, although I don't bother responding most of the time. –Jette 08:33, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Actually you can remove whatever you want, it just depends if the admins are paying attention or not. I have removed posts from my talkpage that could not be called vandalism or personal attacks, and no one complained. :] Vili 点 09:13, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Wiki rules are serious business - user talk pages really matter, too. ··· Danny Pew Pew 07:42, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

y so Srs?

^ ...IoW: is there just some dumb dramatics going on, or is there really something over the horizon that's depressing and innevitable? --ilr 04:53, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't think that's any of your business. –Jette 10:10, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

OH BABY --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Dark Chaos (talk).

Archicing Regina's Page

Don't archive things that haven't been tagged. — Jon Lupen 18:48, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Intriguing. Why not? -- FreedomBound 18:55, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Do we let other users archive other user's pages? No, no we don't. Tagging is Regina's way of saying, "I would archive this, but I'm going to let you guys do it so I don't have to spend the time." — Jon Lupen 19:05, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

It's a feedback page, not a user page, so it should be the same as any other wiki talk page. I didn't look at all of the conversations archived, but I noticed that one of them was regarding the skill update's timing. That conversation is no longer active or necessary (since we've been told when it will (not) be taking place). -- FreedomBound 19:08, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Also, this. — Jon Lupen 19:09, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

You could have said that in the first place. Jette was just trying to help, since I'd imagine Regina's page is fast approaching the same situation that has caused Linsey's page to be locked. Also, I'd imagine that if you had explained which topics were being archived, the response would have differed. -- FreedomBound 19:12, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

I was in the process of getting confirmation when I posted this, linked to the image as soon as I had been cleared. I don't mind people trying to help, but please don't break the established system. — Jon Lupen 19:15, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Also, everything should find its way into an archive, which in this case, some of it did not. — Jon Lupen 19:24, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

I'll refrain from archiving her page. –Jette 20:09, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Jump picture plz.

GOGOGOGO!--Neil2250 15:48, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea of what you're talking about. –Jette 07:00, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

I think he wants an aerial screenshot. ~Shard 07:13, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't know if I can be bothered if it's not for something useful. If you're going to put it in the main namespace or something, I can work on getting an orthographic projection of the island, but I'm not going to bother for some user page trash. –Jette 12:48, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

How did you do it, anyway? Sorry if you've already explained this somewhere. - Mini Me talk 18:32, 24 December 2009

user talk:smurf –Jette 01:12, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks - Mini Me talk 10:02, 25 December 2009

Merry Christmas, Jette ^_^

♥ Ryuu - talk 05:04, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, Ryuu. –Jette 08:24, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

The joys of true power

<<Whenever somebody blocks me on my wiki, I can just unblock myself.>> You powermonger, I wish everyone was as direct in their approach as you are. :P Koda Kumi 13:18, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

Lol, indeed that just made me laugh. Loud. ^^ -- Cyan 13:19, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

Happy New Yearssssssssssss

Sorry for hasing spamming talkpage. =/ Ryuu - talk 07:01, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

murder

Yes, please elaborate. How2clean blood? NuVII 13:12, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Lots of Coca Cola and/or Luminol. Vili 点 13:33, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

The problem with Coca Cola is that you may feel tempted to drink it afterwards. NuVII 13:50, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Cleaning blood from clothes is actually extremely annoying. While it's somewhat cool to remove the coagulated patches that form once you have really a lot of blood, the remaining stains are hard to take away without decoloring a bit your clothes. The only good thing is how old blood eventually takes a brown aspect that makes most people not realize it's blood, so you can just pretend you got dirty with something else. Erasculio 13:58, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Cleaning blood is a difficult process. Bleach usually works after a few times, but that won't stand up to forensics (YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Your best bet is to just not bother making any bloodstains, which is pretty easy to do by simply shooting the victim in the head and removing the bullet afterward. You should also burn any clothes and other accessories immediately after a murder so there's no chance of them being discovered. Remember to vacuum the target's home before you leave (use their own vacuum and take the bag), and don't kill anyone who you have any connection with or whose death would benefit you. –Jette 18:23, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, you could avoid ballistics by buying a shotgun in secret, years prior. Wear ankle weights so the footprints don't match your body weight. Wear a chicken suit just in case. Change your tires, paint your car after. Burn the chicken suit, like they said. Make it a random person. -- Tha Reckoning File:User Tha Reckoning Sig2.jpg 18:27, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

"and don't kill anyone who you have any connection with or whose death would benefit you" What if, say, that already happened? Oh, and I'm taking the hormone meds again. Just so you know. NuVII 19:53, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Move to Russia. –Jette 22:48, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

I would, but they don't have my hormone meds. NuVII 23:11, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Move to China. They'll have 'em. ··· Danny Pew Pew 06:36, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

*Thailand, the world's capital of sex reassignment surgeries Vili 点 22:01, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

That's not why I'm taking the hormones. NuVII 23:48, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

cancer ups? ··· Danny Pew Pew 05:31, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

That could be one way to put it. I have an abnormally large growth, just not inside my body. NuVII 11:06, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

dohohoho! 217.87.204.66 12:09, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Fix'd

bc ilu is for Raine, etc. 22:36, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh, thanks. –Jette 22:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

[3]

Does the same thing happen for Vista? If so, maybe make a note about that as well? -- Lacky 06:10, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

I have no idea. You should ask someone who has a copy of Vista. –Jette 06:43, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Huh? That doesn't happen to me, Jette.. When I press print, I just get a normal screenshot in my clipboard. poke | talk 16:13, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Odd. If it doesn't happen to anyone else, you can remove the note. –Jette 17:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

TexMod

I recall somewhere that you said you had a texmod that would make the ingame marker into LordBiro's marker. Do you still have that? I would be much easier for me to make maps (no extra screenshots + take the portion with out marker + make fake red dots + put Biro's marker). –alistic 01:29, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

No. –Jette 01:53, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

): –alistic 02:02, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

I liked your TexMod about the change to Meteor Shower, Protective Spirit and Spirit Bond :D. Reaper of Scythes** 15:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Bring back the old Jette?

Your comments were some of the few actually worth reading and put elegantly enough that even discussions initiated on the least formed of ideas gained at least some headway. Okay, so maybe you were over-the-top at times, but it stood out only for your having a command over the language you were trolling with (versus half of the GWwiki-going base that doesn't seem able to formulate a grammatically-correct sentence). Now the awesomeface is gone from your signature and it's obvious you're deliberately modifying you're writing. It's certainly none of my business, but it's worth saying anyway. 141.165.170.211 03:53, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

It's the other way around. –Jette 04:41, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

I don't quite follow. (above IP) 141.165.171.149 17:33, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Jette stopped caring. Which does not surprise me :P Koda Kumi 20:41, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

^, basically. –Jette 21:03, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Meh :/ 141.165.171.149 04:34, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Maybe our problems would go away if we cuddled. Would you like to try, Jette? NuVII 18:15, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

10 bucks it would end up in nuke getting stabbed Lilondra 10:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

I wish, lil. I wish. NuVII 10:54, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

I can bottle his blood and sell it on ebay! GO NUKE GO!--Neil2250 21:35, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

call for assistance

I sometimes find myself to be a bored idiot (can't NPA yourself, right?). When do you plan on requiring said idiots? -- FreedomBound 15:33, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

Not sure. Is there still a time limit on HA maps? I need about an hour to render stuff probably. –Jette 16:47, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

Don't tell anyone, but I've never been in a HA map, so I have no idea. I'm usually on after 7 pm EST, but if I can afk it, I can join prior to. -- FreedomBound 16:50, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

I need time, that's all. The maps available in PvE tombs can be done solo and without a time limit; others take longer. –Jette 16:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

Ide be happy to help on the HA thing,So do u still need help for it or anything.ill do what u tell me to :P --Neil2250 17:58, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

By the way,there isent a Timer on HA maps.im sure.--Neil2250 17:59, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

Not the kill maps (or you've got an hour at the very least). Cap points and relics have timers, obv. is for Raine, etc. 20:42, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

I should be able to get at least a few maps done, then. Since HoH, Underworld and one other one still in rotation are available in PvE, I should only need Fetid River, Burial Mounds, Unholy Temples, Forgotten Shrines, Golden Gates, antifun chamber and the vault (we can skip that one). Ugh. It's going to be a pain convincing the other teams not to fuck with me. I really need to find out the pointers for the addresses or something, it's a bit ridiculous how long the whole process takes. I'd like to do it on the test server, but it's kinda hard to get into a match when you're the only person playing HA. –Jette 02:35, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

It's the fucking test server. is for Raine, etc. 14:03, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

They should be able to change something so that you can deal with this, no? is for Raine, etc. 14:03, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

Not if it's a totally unofficial project that nobody but me cares about. –Jette 14:05, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffanetffffffffffffffffffffffffffff is for Raine, etc. 14:06, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

Regaurding the comment above.i herd u leik F's Regarding the comment above(X 2) , Jette i care about yhu and your smiley face <3 --Neil2250 15:55, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

ym Orange Doom Reaper 12:00, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

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Edit summaries aren't exempt from GWW:NPA ya know. elix Omni 05:06, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

I think that was only offensive to all black people individually, rather than a blanket statement. Vili 点 05:07, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Do I need to add another nine lines beneath the "you" in "this includes you" up there? I really don't grasp what's hard about the message to understand. –Jette 06:05, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

It might help. I'm autistic you see. elix Omni 10:04, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

I figured. –Jette 10:11, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

This

I totally agree with Rose that this comment was inappropriate on several levels. If you can not comment constructively on an issue without the general NPA violation against the entire GW community, don't comment at all. -- Wyn talk 13:43, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

+ stop spamming reggie's talk page with worthless comments. -Auron 14:11, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

I thought about making a "The Wiki is not a forum" guideline proposal and even started typing one out, but then I decided if we did that the website would be mostly deserted. –Jette 11:45, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

I miss...

...the little smiley face on your sig.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 18:16, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

^ Same D: It was so AWESOME--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 18:52, 3 February 2010 (UTC)--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 18:52, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Especially when he had the little monicle and top hat. That was cute.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 18:57, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

That was. :3 I lol'd every time I saw it ^-^--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 19:14, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

[This] This ? Reaper of Scythes** 21:48, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

^ Link broke >.> Reaper of Scythes** 21:49, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

-1/10.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 21:51, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

-1/10 = very poor attempt at trolling or very big fail? Reaper of Scythes** 22:03, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Both. I was hoping for a funny link...or at least a Rick Roll.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 22:18, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Everyone does Yasmin,Everyone does.Lilondra 15:35, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

"Everyone does Yasmin" true dat. Thanks! NuVII 16:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Is there something wrong with the sign up there? I thought the message was pretty clear. –Jette 17:29, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Pushing me away only makes me more determined to give you a much needed hug. --*Yasmin Parvaneh* 17:44, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Tbh, between always looking at diffs and scrolling down to read an actually interesting section, I'd not noticed that sign at all until it was mentioned. -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 17:53, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

3-second eviscbot?

Huh? is for Raine, etc. 21:44, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Wounding Strike. –Jette 02:37, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. is for Raine, etc. 03:14, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

3 hours in a 1 hour photo lab?

she deserved to be raped imo --adrin 07:57, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

gimp fun

Hai. I have received a few jpegs from bads that don't understand what loss is. Purple text on black background is pretty hard to read when it blurs all to shit. Is there an easy way to fix this? -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 06:12, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

topaz dejpeg. the latest version is 3.1, I think. I can't remember where a good crack for it is, but you should be able to find it with google. if not I'll e-upload the activated dll somewhere. you'll need either photoshop or a plug-in for gimp that runs photoshop extensions (the former is a much better idea, botnet or no). p.s. you could just upload it here and I'll fix it sometime myself. –Jette 07:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

By upload you mean email or something, right? -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 05:21, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

whatever. –Jette 05:26, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

How did you get this?

The area on the top and the edges... the sulforous part. I've been in that area trying to get those as uncovered as your image, but no luck at all. There is no wurm spoor in that area either. Previously Unsigned 08:16, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

shadow form. -Auron 09:23, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Good Call.--Neil2250 , Render Lord 16:10, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

That is quite a sexy line. is for Raine, etc. 16:17, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

should have known the only answers I'd get were not from Jette and bs. But I solved it anyways. Previously Unsigned 18:13, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

texmod, it's real easy, just hide the interface on the overview map. you can also do a dat rip but that's more of a pain. –Jette 19:06, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

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Jette to the rescue!

- You saved the day! is for Raine, etc. 08:51, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

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I've started seeing sound. it's an unusual sensation, it's kind of like watching one of those crappy visualisations on media players, except it's superimposed over stuff and the colors start to blur and dribble over everything else and you start to have a hard time telling what's light and what's sound. you really start to appreciate complex music more. –Jette 09:31, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

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I believe that's called synesthesia. is for Raine, etc. 09:34, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

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Moar drugs bro. -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 00:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

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Funny (though, admittedly, not surprising) you should mention that - many psychedelic drugs can induce temporary synesthesia. A book I read a while back on mental disorders said the following about it:

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"Scientists say that synesthesia is <definition>, but that's not important. What it is is fucking awesome."

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Congrats, Jette. Congrats. is for Raine, etc. 01:04, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

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One of my friends claimed to feel sound after taking a vike and an aderol. I told him it was just the bass, but he kept saying he could feel the sound waves touching him. It's funny how, in college, combining prescription medicines is considered conducive to studying. ··· Danny Pew Pew

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a message to the public

- would you consider it a positive change if heroes were banned from daily coin quests? –Jette 06:50, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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Yes. is for Raine, etc. 07:17, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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Yes. For missions I find they're rare (usually filling the odd monk slot), but it would be interesting to add for the bounties. G R E E N E R 07:22, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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God no, don't make me play with people. Misery 10:26, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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daily coin quests? ··· Danny Pew Pew 17:38, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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zaishen quests or w/e. –Jette 06:40, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

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Remove heroes from all of HM imo Koda Kumi 20:39, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

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Remove PvE from Guild Wars. Problem fixed. Morphy 07:21, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

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aw

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- i miss the happy face with the monocle in ur sig...- Zesbeer 09:48, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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Ditto :( - J.P.Talk 09:51, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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I miss haloperidol. –Jette 10:13, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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You're psychotic or suffer from schizophrenia? - J.P.Talk 10:15, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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no, but it helped with pdd between ect. –Jette 10:22, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

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Happy Easter

- Hope you have a good one. Reaper of Scythes** 09:05, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

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pinging watchlists pointlessly is always a good idea. ··· Danny Pew Pew 09:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

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it's not Easter here yet but thanks. –Jette 10:02, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

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Signature

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- I regret to inform you that you can't sign your comments with four tildes as seen here , since it doesn't clearly identify you. elix Omni 02:45, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

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Just a quick query...if you have your signature as ~~~~ (not the %20 or w/e Jette has), and then you signed, would it loop your signature over and over again? -- Lacky 06:22, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

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it displays a blank, unlinked signature, like so: Jette 06:32, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

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Ahh alright. Thanks for that. -- Lacky 12:44, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

It is fun

Your bitching that is. At least, I think so. 141.165.171.204 07:31, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Personally, I think sex is fun. Especially sex with girls. ··· Danny Pew Pew

News to me. -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 07:54, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

I agree with the generalized part of your statement. I would also like to point out that I do appreciate your taste and sexual preferences despite our small disagreements. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 13:14, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Small being the operative word here. At least when we're talking about chaos. (sorry bro, Had to do it) --Master Briar 14:06, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

I have sex with everything that doesn't have a fur. This includes reptiles and fish, but excludes overly hairy people. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:34, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Alternatively; at least it's not dissected. ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 14:34, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Well played sir. Well played. --Master Briar 15:14, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Although girls can be great, I have to mention how energetic some men can be. Once you get over the homophobia, you're in for a real treat. Thanks! NuVII 16:36, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

lolyoupickedthewrongpagetotroll is for Raine, etc. 17:40, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

:0 141.165.171.47 06:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Your comment on war in kryta

Although i agree with the sentiment of your post, in that butthurt middle aged white women probably do moan too much. Applying that to the user in question who was only making a random observation and wasn't moaning about it, seemed a tad harsh and unfair. Could you perhaps hold in the hostility in the future until the person at least starts to QQ about daft shit? Thanks -- Salome 21:49, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

perhaps I was being a bit premature. –Jette 07:42, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

Have you seen

this? -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 15:18, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

I've posted on and off on this site for more than two and a half years, but does anyone actually know me? I may have been somewhat misleading, because I am not what I appear to be. I don't imagine this comes as a surprise to anyone; someone who acted in real life the way I do online would more than likely be shot. But unlike the legions of marginally intelligent socially maladroit dullards collected on sites like this, I have some degree of taste and can, if nothing else, refrain from dropping food from my mouth over the dinner table.

I waste my time here not out of some ill-conceived notion that I could help any of the people gathered here, but because the internet provides a unique sort of release for people like me: I am not restrained by social stigmata or a need to conceal my mannerisms or behavior, because of the thin layer of anonymity provided by the internet.

That is not to say it lets me "be who I want to be," because there is no such thing. I am not so much a person as an ephemeral force, the inevitable reaction caused by the action of my former personhood. I have my tastes and preferences, I can regurgitate the same political opinions the rest of my so-called peers do, and perhaps on some level you and I might even "connect," sharing perhaps some penchant for cabernet sauvignon or Armani business suits, but there is no real me. I am, at best, an abstraction, a vague concept that floats around in the back of the mind but is never truly realized, or even understood.

The most I can be is some sort of awkward coagulation of notions that have been directed at me, a thin crust floating on the top of a mental state whose presence is likely the strongest argument against the existence of a loving God.

Online, I'm an outgoing, laid-back, sociable sort who cares more about having fun than perfect order or the authority of others. Online, I crack jokes and make fun of other people's mistakes, like everyone else. I think I've gotten good enough at pretending to be normal that sometimes I can even fool myself. But the reality is, I'm the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you'll ever meet. –Jette 17:00, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

"I'm the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you'll ever meet." I disagree.--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 17:06, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

Dear God, that is just fucking horrible! ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:11, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

Sounds like a very dramatic realist to me. Got MSN? Dandyel@windowslive.com :> After your wall of text above, you're probably not all too surprised to hear I'm a completely different person in private ^__^ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:11, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

I disagree. Misery 13:55, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh boy. I want to talk to Chaos off wiki. Mmmm... — Gares 14:25, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Feel free to ^___^ ---Chaos?- (moo!) -- 19:37, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

What i hear you saying is that your mad at your mother...? --Master Briar 14:46, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

OHO, U SO FUNNY. --Naoroji 13:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

First!

Lol, at first I thought that said "I wonder why nobody ever tries to fist me?" =P -- Lacky 03:21, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

^rofl. Also, I would but lately, you've not seemed in a mood to appreciate this kind of gesture. 141.165.170.111 04:50, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

HD Skill icons.

Hello.

Since the HD icons were mainly your idea/project, I thought I would bring this and this to your attention. --Strong Like Magikarp 21:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

I stopped caring about that several months ago when I realized TexMod was crashing with windows 7. Thanks though. –Jette 21:33, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see. That's too bad then. :(

Well... Even with you being forced to stop the project due to W7 I still think it was a huge success and that you did an amazing job on the icons. I find myself frequently looking at them just to admire the quality of them since they are literally a whole new image compared to the in-game icons. ^___^ --Strong Like Magikarp 22:53, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

They're available for download from the official website, if you'd like to try to make your own. It's not difficult. –Jette 00:33, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

Could you supply the link for me for this, please? :P --Strong Like Magikarp 00:48, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

http://www.guildwars.com/competitive/sealedplay/cardsdownload.php Any that aren't available in there might be on this site's gallery of high resolution skill icons. –Jette 01:15, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the link. I went ahead and downloaded the entire Ranger series and I found out what the problem was: Bestial Mauling (found on page 3, slot 1) and Savage Pounce (found on page 7, slot 2) both share the same image.

Long story short... It would be impossible to remedy this issue without an Arena.Net employee supplying us with the correct high definition Bestial Mauling icon. --Strong Like Magikarp 01:29, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

I remember having some trouble with a number of skills, yes. A few were extremely difficult to find, I had to search the Japanese website for a few (this was difficult, as I do not read Japanese). Some of them are still absent, I gave up on getting into contact with the artists some time ago. ANet has been unresponsive as well. You're welcome to try, however; I believe the concept art for a number of skill icons can be found in a thread here. I e-mailed a number of the artists, but received no reply. –Jette 02:18, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

Replace texture from file

I've started making mods for texmod recently, and , isn't working for me; is it just me, or does it simply not work?
Thanks bunches. is for Raine, etc. 20:27, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Well, I've done a couple (horrible) mods, but I might be able to help a little. It what way does it not work for starters?--/ u /nendingfear File:User Unendingfear Avatar.png 20:49, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

You're going to have to explain what's supposed to be happening and what's actually happening, and preferably what you've done so far. –Jette 22:43, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

According to the instructions &whatnot, you should be able to press , to "replace texture from file" while in logging mode. I'm assuming that that would reload the selected texture, allowing you to see exactly what your changes would look like. Instead, it does... nothing.

If it would work as (presumably) intended, it could save tons of "package build" -> "run guildwars again" time. is for Raine, etc. 23:07, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty certain you have to repackage every time, but I'll look into it the next time I try to make a mod. –Jette 23:09, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks ♥. is for Raine, etc. 23:35, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Why is the second paragraph indented slightly further? It bothers me... is for Raine, etc. 23:35, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Hug Me Nyarlathotep

Is that a real thing? --Musha 21:30, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

Probably. –Jette 21:40, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

I'd buy one.141.165.170.184 21:42, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

Heck, so would I. --Musha 23:01, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

HPL would not approve of its cuteness. Sardaukar 08:18, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

Lovecraft is dead. –Jette 15:10, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

Haha!! That's adorable! --Musha 16:29, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

I enjoy you highly

Your edits, your humor: I enjoy them quite highly. :) I know your sense of this site and relations between users probably will seek to undermine the statement, but I like you. In fact, in presenting the idea of an online-based Ethnography for my thesis (e.g., my user page), I used a few of your edits as demonstrations to the English board to convince them that the (sometimes) extraordinary nature these interactions can develop into were worth study; this was a guilty pleasure, as I essentially was presenting vulgarity yet still building a study around it. So suffice to say, I want to thank you, indirectly at least, and I suppose you should let me know if you'd like to not be referred to as 'Jette' if you also wouldn't mind remaining a subject of research. -- Oiseau | 07:25, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

So what, you want me to drop the F-bomb in front of your English professor? Yeah, alright, I guess can do that. –Jette 07:32, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not shoplifting candy. It's not an empty gesture, done for its own sake. You represent the anonymity of the internet's power to construct a counter-culture, to me. -- Oiseau | 16:35, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Warning

I think the bureaucracy is preparing to ban everyone. Should we start constructing a secret fortress? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 02:18, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

I have a fort made out of luggage and chairs and junk in the middlemost room of my house, to protect me from fallout in the event of a nuclear disaster. I wanted to use a pillow fort, but they said a pillow fort would offer only minimal protect from radiation. As it turns out, though, all the lead paint on my walls makes my entire house a perfect fallout shelter anyway. I keep a secret stash of orange sunshine in there so I can just zone out while I wait for the rescue workers, but don't tell anyone, okay? –Jette 02:36, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

crap jette... thats ganna take the last of my napalm to get into... *goes 2 wal-mart 2 get moar* ;P after that ill take a few F-Bombs 2 ur fort for the hell of it :D -- Fallen Scythe (talk) 02:50, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

A-A-A-A-ARCHIVE BREAKER

PHEAURRZCHTT!! is for Raine, etc. 07:30, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

(that's "first" btw) is for Raine, etc. 07:30, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

FEEDBACK TALK: GAME UPDATES/

troll header

YALL MAD LOL

yes i am mad

OP IS FAG

I THOUGHT THE UPDATE ADDED THOUGHT-PROVOKING GAMEPLAY BECAUSE 200 DAMAGE FIREBALLS ARE FUN

[a gangbang of moaning]

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[wall of text w/ link to userspace]

COOL STORY BRO.

ARENA.NET IS A SLUT AND YOU ARE JEWDOGS FOR PLAYIN GW, BTW, GW = JEW, OMG CONSPIRACY

(Reset indent) talk page is for discussing wiki content,stop being so bæd guise pls

stop fellating the mods fgt

p;p; rc spam!

rc spam

rc spam

rc spam

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

[profession]s are faggots

–Jette 05:29, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

.exe

urdoinitrong -Auron 05:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

I think there's also a half-dozen image file types, a shell script, a binary, some source and a photoshop file in there. –Jette 06:15, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

those are all fine though. -Auron 06:41, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

Comments

Hey... whats with the "...in some Puerto Rican hellhole" comment? (in http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User_talk:Regina_Buenaobra#GW2) Took that personally... :'( --Nekki 19:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Jette needs not opologise.he is jette.--Neil2250 , Render Lord 19:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

I could have just as easily said Mexican hellhole or Jamaican hellhole, or even American hellhole, but that sounds weird because America's health inspectors are notoriously difficult to bribe if your bathrooms look like that one room out of Saw. The point was that they were in some seedy, run-down bar doing coke off of nasty-ass public toilet seats, and the comment was not intended to be an attack on Puerto Rico or those of Puerto Rican descent, except perhaps those who visit creepy bars. –Jette 19:41, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss Auras

Would you happen to know how to get a boss aura for your own character in game? If so, how do you do it and what are the potential risks? All I want to do is get some screen shots of my chars with boss auras and I plan on pushing the issue with anet to try to force them to give us a clear answer on BAN POLICY regarding such methods instead of just saying "well you might get hacked and umm yeah". Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 20:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

This might come across as a stupid question, but do you really expect a "clear answer" from them because you took a screenshot of yourself with a boss glow? — Why 22:40, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

No. If we present the method of how one would go about getting a boss aura, and go to Anet and ask "Will you ban us for this?", it should be a yes or no answer barring the mention of third party programs possibly breaking your computer or something. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ аІiсә ѕνәи Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

No, I don't know how. I don't associate with the websites that distribute those kinds of programs. I doubt ANet would ban you for using them if all you're doing is taking a screenshot with a boss aura, but you never know. You are pretty likely to get your account stolen, though, judging from the program's origin. –Jette 07:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Don't necessarily take my word for it, but I don't see how ANet could ban you for using the specific program that creates those effects. It's client-side only and I'm not even sure it really alters the memory at all. Still, it's always a risk. ··· Danny Pew Pew 06:00, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

GWW: all mad, all the time

Someone should really do something about Linsey's talk page. It's been locked down for 7 months with no changes. I'll admit it was a complete bawwww-fest and really getting out of hand, but it would be nice if Linsey could answer legitimate questions if she felt like it. –Jette 21:54, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

As ANet-person Linsey has sysop power so it's up to her I'd say. I do share the sentiment though. — Why 22:01, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Aside from being busy..she also has to conform to the community plan of Anet. Silverleaf Don't assume, Know! 21:26, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

here hope you can help because im TIRED of this bs update.

OwYS0YITMETf/O0VNgIDOgeE <dunkoro OwUS8YITzEaRTECEPgca3VmA <tahlkora OQNEAowj2ycCUBdAPQRgIYBQjA <gwen OQASEZJTzkGW6VSF7VQF/V0k <my war These over hexing on hard mode WiK npcs are making life hell, and its bull that they do so, when I play I use hero's and henchmen this update seems to require that I play with others, which is not in my play style. Rogueonion 05:50, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I hate playing with other people too, mostly because they're bad and can't spell. Anyway, your principal problem here appears to be that you're relying on an inefficient healer with precious little energy management and a lot of expensive skills, a protection monk who can't actually protect and a mesmer whose first instinct is to run up and melee people with Blackout. Most of the bars aren't actually that bad, but they all have the critical flaw of relying upon good judgment, a trait which the AI terribly lacks. My advice is to switch to a simple Discord build. It's lame and gimmicky, but that's what GW is about these days anyway. –Jette 06:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Discord is not the answer, I refuse to have everybody spamming the same skill sorry, thats pretty lame <no offense. and I've modified the builds, but i'm still getting completely wiped by one mesmer. I cannot get my warrior past Lovisa in the WiK crap and honestly man, I do not think guild wars intends for us to play melee anymore. they WANT us to go caster thats the point of all this bs, add to that I am using henchmen which are never good anyway. I am mostly disappointed that everyone I know sticks me as their monk because then NEED the help then when it becomes my turn they are all too very busy to help my warrior. So much for a cooperative game. But if you are on right now hit me up and I will show you what I am currently using, Rogueonion 06:55, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

If you're not willing to play a lame build in order to win, you should probably not be playing Guild Wars. Have you ever tried Diablo II? –Jette 07:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Lol you don't have to do shit to beat diablo 2. →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 07:17, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

come on man, lame build = /faceroll wheres the skill? I thought you had skill.... < no offense intended. Rogueonion 07:22, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Are you kidding? I don't have skill. I have ADHD, a nicotine addiction, overactive bladder and HPPD; I can barely concentrate on the game for ten seconds before I've got 5 tabs in Firefox open, need to use the bathroom, look like the GENTLEMEN guy and/or start seeing zombies coming to drag me to hell. –Jette 10:28, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Lol haha thats funny, i just converted that movie for my neighbor last night. Rogueonion 10:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Movie? –Jette 11:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

MMmhmmmm you may have done it inadvertantly, but you referenced zombieland a few tiems there Rogueonion 11:23, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

What is with these people and their big heads? I do not understand why they feel it is necessary to insult somebody, THEN expect THAT same somebody they insulted to show them respect, this is a huge problem in online gaming, and this is why a truly cooperative game will never exist, not you, just annoyed at the general stupidity of people who do not get it. Rogueonion 04:11, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

No, the problem in online gaming is people who think that they can complain about random things, not back any of their claims up with actual examples, then instead of bringing examples into the discussion when asked, complain about everyone being elitist or mean. You have not listed one reason anything you've said might be even remotely true, and I'd almost bet money that your next post will also be lacking. ~Shard 04:28, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

YOU WIN! its lacking alright! Rogueonion 04:33, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh and if you have not figured it out, I deliberately have not discussed the issues with you because all you have done is team up with others and be rude to me, why would I open my thoughts to that? that would be almost as retarded as most of the mesmer buffs. Rogueonion 04:40, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Not you Jette, Shard and his.. compatriots. Rogueonion 04:41, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I did not choose to "team up" with others. Have you ever stopped to think that, when you're wrong about something, everyone who knows you're wrong might just happen to disagree with you? ~Shard 04:58, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

be polite I did not come here to talk to you, this not only is rude to jette, but to me as well, go read my user page regarding mesmers and stop spamming my posts on jette's page k?

He has a point, though. I've linked you to a build which is perfectly capable of steamrolling normal mode White Mantle mobs. The build is lame, but so is any build that will work in today's environment. You don't want to use a lame build and you get stomped using a normal build, so I'm not sure what else there is to tell you, other than that you should probably look for a game where skillful play is more prevalent. –Jette 05:41, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes you are right you did link to me a gimmick build, and that build to me is the epitome of what guild wars keeps nerfing, the abuse of 1 skill to steamroll through something. So, if I follow my gut, and everybody starts using that build, then whats next on the nerf list? Rogueonion 06:10, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Everyone has been using it for months. Probably more than a year by now, I don't keep track of time on GW as I only rarely play it. –Jette 06:34, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes you are right, It popped up right around the time when I started using the 600/smite build on my monk, but alas, I am talking about hard mode issues, if you like pop over to my user page and see my discussion about the issues with mesmer, which everyone seems to be telling me that I am hallucinating about. Rogueonion 06:41, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Rather than continue debating on the wiki, I dusted off my warrior and went through two areas. The first was North Kryta Province, the second was the Black Curtain and the beginning of Kessex Peak.

I ran the following bars:

Earth Shaker

Crude Swing

Whirlwind Attack

Crushing Blow

"For Great Justice!"

Flail

Lion's Comfort

Resurrection Signet

Word of Healing

Dwayna's Kiss

Dismiss Condition

Signet of Rejuvenation

Shield of Absorption

Protective Spirit

Cure Hex

Renew Life

Psychic Instability

Cry of Frustration

Empathy

Unnatural Signet

Restore Life

Shatter Hex

Waste Not, Want Not

Power Drain

Searing Flames

Glowing Gaze

Liquid Flame

Mark of Rodgort

Meteor

Leech Signet

Power Drain

Resurrection Signet

I wouldn't call any of those bars really "optimized" except for the mesmer bar, which is abusive but not that abusive. I strolled through most NKP and cleared out Peacekeeper mobs with no problems. There were a few times the henchmen died and we came close to a wipe, but I think that was more a result of Dunkoror blowing all his energy trying to keep the level 10s alive than real weakness. In any event, neither I nor the heroes died at any time, and I left with a 10% morale boost. The only ally I received was a level 17 Shining Blade Recruit warrior, who also got himself killed from time to time, mainly because I couldn't be arsed trying to keep him safe.

I used no consumables or anything like that.

After finishing the area, I decided to take on an area with more concentrated Peacekeeper/Mantle mobs, and went through Kessex Peak. I decided Zhed hadn't been dealing enough damage and replaced him with the following silly necromancer, which worked well:

Spiteful Spirit

Enfeebling Blood

Rip Enchantment

Strength of Honor

Judge's Insight

Smite Hex

Foul Feast

Signet of Lost Souls

If anything, I found that the mobs were easier on average, thanks in part due to the higher-level henchmen and in part due to dealing 150 damage per swing as a result of the smite enchantments. I think the fog nightmare spikes were more difficult than the mantle, but neither were that challenging. I received whatsherface and her pet spider as allies, so we had 1 more than average, but I don't believe their presence was enough to skew the results.

Overall, the test run went well. In conclusion: I agree that the levels of the henchmen should be raised in Normal Mode, but I do not believe that the mobs are overpowered otherwise.

Note that this is all in Normal Mode. I didn't try Hard Mode because I'm lazy and it's dumb. –Jette 08:28, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for trying jette=) I am grateful to you for testing this, if you take the level 12 henchmen out into, say, watchtower coast from, oh beetletun? you run smack into a mesmer boss and her primarily mesmer secondary full party, but the biggest issue here is regarding the WiK content on hardmode, all of them being mesmer secondary, and the buffed mesmer content, as well, as the mesmers who spam skills, I am appreciative to you for the try, thanks very much. Rogueonion 08:39, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

So, wait. The problem is that hard mode is too... hard. Can't you just turn it off? –Jette 08:40, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

If the mesmers are overpowered, how am I supposed to work my titles in fairness? so NOW we have, casters can do hard mode, NOT "physicals" or whatever the hell people CHOOSE to call them. physical = melee to me. How is it fair that casters, mesmers, and everything OTHER than "physicals" can work hard mode without much hassle, but we get the short end of the stick? This whole issue has been about the fact that they jacked us over with this new mesmer update where hard mode is concerned, some of us choose to make our excess gold by fighting hard mode, or, work titles that we can only get in hard mode, it is not that it is too hard, it is that the mesmer update makes it impossible for melee/physical classes to perform hard mode tasks, like say, LOVISA that idiotic WiK boss quest for instance why should I be stuck with half a reward because I play when there is less chance of a PUG? In all fairness, they need to go back and test this on hard mode from the perspective of other professions. However, you have given me a gift and I am grateful that you have, as you remember my post about henchmen regarding the WiK content, much thanks, Rogueonion 08:48, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Jette, would you please post the code for the mesmer build? Rogueonion 10:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Drag and drop is too hard nowadays? -Auron 10:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

?? I have no idea what you are talking about? I have used the wiki for this bs for .... 3 weeks or whenever it was I got all ticked off that mesmers are too darn powerful on hard mode. so either give instructions or stfu. Rogueonion 10:26, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Auron means, is it really too hard to manually put those skills on a hero bar in-game?--neshot. moo. 11:15, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

No your right it is not, I wanted the attribute spread=) Rogueonion 11:16, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

The same as every other dom mesmer in existence. 12+1+1 dom, 10+1 insp, 8+1 fc, 2 or whatever leftover in heal for the res. -Auron 11:19, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

why thanks. Rogueonion 11:43, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I think that one uses 11 + 1 FC so you get the 4-second KD and 9 + 1 for inspiration. Yay, AoE ranged backbreaker. –Jette 14:15, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Why, Thanks again, here jette look this over, OQkiExlMZYNDCkpgFK6TMTyXBA what do you think? I do not particularly prefer hammer. It would be a shame if an update MADE everyone form a line into one weapon type, but thats just it, People keep telling me to look outside the box, but when I DO look outside the box to other professions people call me a noob = ie: para with sword or axe, did you know, sword and axe imba are faster than spear imba? try it out, I use imba, except, with 100b, whirlwind, and sun\moon, or, Cyclone Axe, Whirlwind, Triple Chop and - it works. OQGjIxmKKSnYWYKF7ggPAhxg1YA <--- Axe and OQGjQxmKKSnYWY9F7gTNAhxg1YA <---Sword Rogueonion 01:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

There are three reasons that spear-using imbagons are much better than your whatever. One is that you can keep the entire party in earshot without having to break away and stop attacking to use your shouts. Two is that it's foolish to frontline when the rest of the party has +100 AL and you do not. That will draw the AI's attention likes flies to poop. Three is that ranged attacking is always better than melee attacking. You can continue to build adrenaline when the enemy is moving away from you, which is especially important in Hard Mode when you can't actually CATCH the enemy until they feel like stopping. elix Omni 06:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Bull's before they start moving tbh. –Jette 06:56, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry about that Jette, I stood up from my computer and apparently hit the mouse button as it was over the revert link on RC. Thanks Halogod for fixing it before I even noticed it. --Rainith 06:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

lollightningreflexes →[ »Halogod (talk)« ]← 07:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Use of MMOs as research for real-life phenomena

Imagine a quest-contracted skill called "death curse" or something similar that had the effect: if you do not finish (quest name) within 24 hours, your character dies permanently. The quest would give an absurd amount of XP and gold to entice people and not bother informing them about the effect, but also take much more than 24 hours to complete, or something. The idea here is to present this skill as legitimate, with the consequence being quite real. Equally important is the presentation of a side-effect as a bug: the skills spreads like Disease does, meaning that anyone logged in to the server during the weekend during which this event occurs could contract it upon coming into contact with others players and, subsequently, lose their character. This isn't a perfect representation of how all this would happen, but it gives a decent demonstration of how the idea would work.

The point here is to cause a widespread, fast-acting and highly lethal pandemic that could, potentially, mirror the behavior of a real-world outbreak psychologically, allowing people to observe the psychological side-effects of illnesses of this type in a contained environment. The GIFT effect would somewhat inhibit the validity of the study, and Guild Wars might not be the best medium for such an event, but another MMO might make an excellent staging area for such a study. I haven't played it, but World of Warcraft seems ideal, given its absurd market share and more meaningful death consequences.

Of great importance is the players' unawareness of the existence of the study, they must honestly believe their characters will contract debilitating illness of some kind if exposed.

Other internet studies of significance include how quickly perfectly decent people in real life will stoop to the level of "erotic role-play" or other internet debauchery upon being subjected to an MMO environment and complete anonymity. –Jette 04:23, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Kind of like WoW years back? :o [5] -- Oiseau | 04:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Why is it every time I try to come up with something cool, it's been done before? –Jette 04:53, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Theirs wasn't intentional - although the CDC took interest in the post-phenomenon statistics. Your version is rather more sadistic, I think. -- Oiseau | 04:56, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

The fact that you would intentionally cause the kind of panic that Blizzard accidentally did really says a lot about you.

I'd wager that you can't come up with anything original because you've a bent toward devising new and interesting ways to screw stuff up, and people are pretty alarmingly capable of doing that themselves. People can and will fail in ways you hadn't even thought possible; don't be surprised. is for Raine, etc. 00:45, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm a jerk, don't judge me!  :< –Jette 02:22, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

This cracked me up. Thanks.  — Tennessee Ernie Ford (TEF) 05:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Futility

Is knowing that rolling back every change made to the game since and including Eye of the North's release would make the game better. –Jette 08:25, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Would that mean unnerfing Ursain? --Unending ♥ fear 16:41, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

He said including Eye of the North's release, Mr. UF.--neshot. moo. 17:23, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Ursan was a better PvE meta than the current one, tbh. –Jette 17:45, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Which is just as sad a statement as the first. Tidas 20:08, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Every time you resurrect a character

Another one somewhere dies. Think about it. –Jette 15:34, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Futility. --Unending ♥ fear 16:53, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Morgan Freeman

Holy shit, on the second reading of it, I did. -- Tha Reckoning 01:53, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, I'm raiding your archives for some of the funnier edits that the admins get onto you about, I'll keep a list on my page of my favorites. I feel like there should be a contest of some sort (read this Dave) of who has the most random yet funny edit that sparks negative admin attention. I think you'd win, but some other people have had some pretty funny ones too. Anyways, brb. -- Tha Reckoning 01:54, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

The downward spiral

I downloaded an image of the GW soundtrack by Jeremy Soule and now I miss old GW.  :( –Jette 02:09, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Never played it. :> --Unending ♥ fear 02:18, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Don't be fooled Jette. Its all a dream.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 02:47, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

How to fix GW: the abridged version

1) Roll all settings and records without exception back to release date: April 25, 2005

Congratulations, you're done! :D Discuss. –Jette 01:15, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

No! I want to play assassin and dervish!!--Jawohl 16:10, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

No Jette, September 7th, 2005 please. poke | talk 16:13, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

Eviscerate: Executioner's strike minus one adrenaline plus deep wound. — Raine Valen 18:17, 5 Aug 2010 (UTC)

Wounding Strike: Eviscerate minus adrenaline plus bleeding. –Jette 18:25, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

No. A number of things were broken on release (pet attacks, Balthazar faction, and Distortion all come to mind), and a number of other things were simply buggy (see [6]). Furthermore, Factions added a fair number of useful skills to the game (Spirit Bond, dslash, gift, blight, Extinguish, res chant, empathic to a point, PD, expel, etc). The problem was it also introduced Assassins, Ritualists, duplicate skills, and things like Rising Bile, Needling Shot, Beastial Mauling, Discord (whoops, that was an EotN change), WoD, and coward. Properly fixing GW (not taking the "take cyclone axe off the lord" way) involves taking the best of Proph and the gems of the later chapters while discarding the rest. -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 02:32, 7 August 2010 (UTC)

I assumed that taking more than a maximum of one step would be considered too difficult. I'd like to do one of those 10-page "durr hurrby durr this is how you fix the game" suggestion thingamahooies, but I don't think anyone reads them, it takes more effort than it's worth, I hate wikimarkup and I really don't think ANet has any understanding of design principles in the first place. Even if they did, I think their goals are different than that of the old-timer playerbase. Also, I consider them obnoxious. –Jette 03:32, 7 August 2010 (UTC)

Lovecraft

I'm curious, why do you think he was a troll? - Reanimated X 22:21, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Because he was. He was fantastically racist, above and beyond even the racism of normal internet users. Granted, this was different from the domineering, brutal racism of the Mississippi klansman, rather, it was the paranoid, neurotic racism of the inner-city white boy. Allow me to present one of his earlier works, On the Creation of Niggers:

When, long ago, the gods created Earth;

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were designed;

Yet were too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest of Man,

Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

Sprague de Camp also says that Lovecraft enjoyed getting a rise out of people he considered his intellectual inferiors by stating in a deadpan manner whatever he thought would offend them the most, and suggests that at least some reports of Lovecraft's racism derived from this practice. He was a troll. –Jette 04:25, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

jette, I choose you...

...to help me do something arduous.

I was trawling through the weird and wonderful interweb looking for a way to force bmp capture on guildwars while using texmod and I saw you mention a way to do it. For the life of me I can't work it out. Any advice you could give would be most appreciated. -- Salome 11:09, 12 October 2010 (UTC)

It's been a while, so tell me whether or not this works. You'll need a memory editor, to start with. CheatEngine is the best available for Windows if I remember correctly, at least for editing live binaries and not debugging. It has a tutorial, go ahead and familiarize yourself with the interface. Attach it to gw.exe and search for the unicode text string "gw%03u.jpg" and change that to "gw%03u.bmp" without the quotes in both cases. Memory editing is the most obvious method of cheating ever, so this violates pretty much every part of the EULA. I've not been banned for it, though, and it's pretty unlikely you will be either. –Jette 11:41, 12 October 2010 (UTC)

Thanks matey. It's shame their just isnt a toggle to allow bmp capture on the options in the game. sigh -- Salome 16:08, 12 October 2010 (UTC)

I thought there was a command line switch for forcing bmp screenshots? Never mind, texmod. e.e elix Omni 16:19, 12 October 2010 (UTC)