User:Miss Mischa

Overture

Facts...

• I am a Warrior.
• My name is Miss Mischa.
• I am leader of Coven Of The Red Iris.

Rumors...

• My Creator hates Warriors.
• I am his fifth incarnation.
• I survived deletion to become Most Beloved of My Creator's Creations.

Innuendo...

• My Creator is named Michelle and lives in California.
• My Creator is a Physicist from Wisconsin.
• My Creator is flakey.

What was

• I was born after Daisy Chaine (W/x, deleted), who was born after (Name Forgotten, W/x, deleted), who was born after Iko Mirakame (Mo/x), who was born after Shadira del Rista (E/x).
• I was born before Klaudia Ex (N/x), Raven Sweet (R/x), Posey Moonflower (Me/x), Silky Nocturn (A/x), Gena Paasu Sha (Rt/x), Miss Whirly Twirly (D/x), Ahnique Psiotia (P/x), Miss Kachina (perma-pre E/x), Miss Emily Fluff (storage), and Miss Moxie Jane (storage).
• Officer of "Sisterhood of Leather and Chain [ouch]".
• Guild leader of [ouch].
• Disbanded [ouch].
• Guildless and alone.
• Member of "Courts of Ascalon Recruits [CoAR]".
• Officer and co-leader of [CoAR].
• Officer of "Courts of Ascalon [CoA]".
• Announced (temporary) alliance leader of "Courts of Ascalon [CoA]".
• Guildless and alone.
• Alliance leader of "Syndicate of Strength [SoS]".
• Co-alliance leader of [SoS]".
• Temporary leader of all guilds in [SoS], except Knights Hospitalier.
• Founded Coven Of The Red Iris.
• Co-disbanded [SoS].
• Co-alliance leader of Praetoria Legionarius [SPQR].
• Officer of [SPQR].
• Founded Heavily Armed and Happy [HAaH].
• Had enough BS, finally.
• Co-alliance leader of Coven Of The Red Iris.
• Vacation in [SPQR] when time permits on welcomed return.

What is

Character titles Survivor:   15246092 XP (failed) Legendary Defender:   32800 XP (left Ascalon) Tyrian Cartographer:   100% explored Canthan Cartographer:   100% explored Elonian Cartographer:   100% explored Legendary Cartographer:   3 Exploration titles Master of the North:   1000 EotN Mastery points Tyrian Protector:   25 Missions finished Canthan Protector:   13 Missions finished Elonian Protector:   20 Missions finished Tyrian Guardian:   25 Missions finished Canthan Guardian:   13 Missions finished Elonian Guardian:   20 Missions finished Legendary Guardian:   6 Mission titles finished Tyrian Skill Hunter:   90 Elite Skills captured Canthan Skill Hunter:   120 Elite Skills captured Elonian Skill Hunter:   141 Elite Skills captured Legendary Skill Hunter:   3 Skill Hunter titles Tyrian Vanquisher:   54 Areas vanquished Canthan Vanquisher:   33 Areas vanquished Elonian Vanquisher:   34 Areas vanquished Legendary Vanquisher:   3 Vanquish titles Sunspear rank:   77801 Sunspear points Lightbringer rank:   85145 Lightbringer points Asura rank:   160000 Asura reputation Norn rank:   160000 Norn reputation Deldrimor rank:   160000 Deldrimor reputation Ebon Vanguard rank:   160000 Vanguard reputation Drunkard:   10000 minutes spent drunk Party Animal:   10008 Party Animal points Sweet Tooth:   10000 Sweet Tooth points Maxed titles rank:   30 titles maxed

Screenshot of the moment... Except for Orion dragging six Crystal Spiders into our battle against 2 Forgotten Illusionists and leaving me in this high anxiety state, we did quite fine. I really ought to listen to that inner voice that says "Don't take Orion. Please, don't take Orion. I beg you, don't take Orion." Account titles Allegiance Kurzick:   10000000 Faction transferred Allegiance Luxon:   20000 Faction transferred Zaishen rank:   15 Zaishen reputation Lucky:   581683 Tickets won Unlucky:   77988 Games of chance lost Gamer:   3 Gamer points Gladiator:   0 Gladiator points Hero:   0 Fame Champion:   0 Victories Commander:   0 Victory points Wisdom:   1770 gold items identified Treasure Hunter:   1991 chests opened Last updated September 19, 2009.

What shall be

• Obtain all elite armors.
• Obtain all skills in the game.
• Complete every quest.
• Obtain all non-promo minipets.

Forever timeless

AFK	This user spends a lot of time in the game away from the keyboard.

FHQ	This user's Favorite Hero Quote is: "Choke on that, physics!"

Rabbit

This user doesn't trust rabbits, and thinks they're actually evil.

PuG	Categorically, this user will not join a PuG attempting anything credible.

This user is a member of the Gwen Fan Club.

This user is friends with Cora Weir!

Things to do...

Guild Hall

• Scroll Trader
• Skill Trainer
• Priest of Balthazar
• Weaponsmith
• Guild Emblemer
• Canthan Ambassador
• Festival Hat Keeper

Odd things...

• The summoned Imp in Pre-Searing sounds like a weezy old man if you are wearing good headphones.