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About the clan of Lefem

Welcome friend.

I am the official historian and scribe for the old world family of coven members, otherwise known as - Lefem.
~ Andreas Tanis-Lefem
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This is their story...

Family and Members: Primarily hailing from the vast reaches throughout the world of Tyria; with many of our kinfolk from the main continents of Cantha, Elona, including the continent of Tyria, comprising a unique mix of ethnicities with eclectic abilities of combat, tactics,and survival skills. Plus, let's face it, we enjoy hosting / participating in festive gatherings and parties.
Guild: House Of Lefem [HoL]
Founders: Mysta Myou and Mysti Lefem
Founded in the year: 1070 AE (2008)
Guild Hall: Isle of Meditation in the locale / region of Shing Jea Island
Allegiance: House zu Heltzer
Guild Alliance group: Astral Travellers [OBE]
Empire of the Dragon - Faction support of the: Kurzicks & Luxon Armada


Today is: 89 Zephyr 1092 AE - 29 Nongkam 1514 CC - 89 Zephyr 1292 DR

Update The latest game update was on March 26, 2024
Update The latest game update was on March 26, 2024
Lefem Family
GuildWars Events
Information and Progressions

Our Heroines and Heroes of Tyria

Warrior Lady Xena
"Rock, Stick, Club, Axe, Sword, Shield, Hammer - They all hurt you, right?"
"Oh, yeah!... How does this feel?"
"Be sure to give my regards to Grenth."
Ranger Taskmistress Tikka
"Whoops! Missed me. My turn!"
"BOOM! Head shot... BOOM! Head Shot!"
"Now, I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. and I've even seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions."'
Monk Lady Holli
"Ah, the sounds of agony. Music to my ears."
"He dodges left, he dodges right, and...BOOM goes the Balthazate!"
"That... was AWESOME!"
Necromancer Taskmistress Selene
"For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era... Like the weapons of the previous century, we too would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it."
Necromancer Andreas Tanis-Lefem
"I knew it was you, Selene. The stench of Viktor's blood still lingers in your veins."
"I've done what's necessary to survive. My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me."
Necromancer Lady Sonja
"Have you nothing better to do, Blacksmith, than play with weapons of war? At least make yourself useful."
Mesmer Lady Mysti Q
"I make this look good. Heh, I make everything look good."
"How about I give you a makeover?"
"Lights! Camera! Action -
Poof! Zap! -- You're DEAD!"
"Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the fairest in all the land? (The answer is me, in case you're wondering.)"
Elementalist Governess Mysti
"Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire... Now where was I? Oh, yeah; Water. KABOOM!"
"As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!"
"Burn... Baby... BURN!"
"I am so not in the mood for this right now."
"Big Boom!"
"Big, Bada BOOM!"
Assassin Ms. Nikita
"Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.
Hmm, ...Times up, 3 Bucks Off!"
"Wise man; Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
"Man... I feel like I’m at an ugly convention."
"Dude; Did you see his face?
Mother-fracker looks like Predator!"
Ritualist Mistress Mandy
"Mistress Mandy, thinks that you have been a bad boy!...
...Mistress Mandy, wants to, punish you!!"
"Whoa! I've never seen blood do that before!"
"You hit me! Not even Abaddon would strike such a beautiful face."
Paragon It's...Britney, Bitch!
"You want a hot body? You want a Elite spear? You want a Elite shield?
You better work, bitch!...
You want Elite armor? Sip 'Krytan Brandy'? Look hot in a bikini?
You better work, bitch!...
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big Guild Hall? Party in Tyria?
You better work, bitch!...
You better work, bitch!... You better work, bitch!...
Now get to work, Bitch!"
''...Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby baby...
Oops, you think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent."
Dervish Ms. Stevie
"On the edge... of... Seventeen!"
"Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing.. Ooh baby, ooh said, ooh."
"And this one time, at bandit camp..."
Elementalist Mistress Sin
"Say the magic words, Say the magic words - Fat Gandalf!"
"Does my outfit look, sinful?
That's why they call me Mistress Sin!"
"I'm hot blooded!.. Check it and see!..
Got a fever of a... Hundred and three!"
Ritualist Mistress Robyn
"Oh Yeah! I'd like to see you pull a spirit out of your arse,.. It isn't easy you know!"
"Such hideous creatures should banish themselves from my sight."
"Let's hurry this up, I've got a date scheduled for this afternoon."
Ranger Mistress Staci
"Hello Infidels!"
"SILENCE!...
...I Keel YOU!"
"As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!"
"But, what happened to the ammo cart?
Oh,.. it's over there, over there and... up there."
Necromancer Mistress Jewell
"Sit Boo-Boo Sit - Good boy"
"Kiss my boots!"
"Do you like pie? I like pie.."
"Bubble Bubbles.. Toil and Troubles."
Agents of S.H.A.D.O. - Tyria Branch:
Any Mercenaries
Valhalla and Fólkvangr:
Any Memorial of Fallen Comrades
HoL Guild and OBE Alliance Information:
Any Guild Hall News and Information
Any Alliance Roster
Zaishen Events
Daily (changes at 16:00 UTC - other days)
Today Tomorrow
Nicholas Sandford Dull Carapace Baked Husk
Vanguard quest Vanguard Bounty: Blazefiend Griefblade Vanguard Rescue: Farmer Hamnet
Wanted Justiciar Sevaan Insatiable Vakar
Zaishen Mission Tahnnakai Temple The Great Northern Wall
Zaishen Bounty Molotov Rocktail The Stygian Lords
Zaishen Combat Codex Arena Fort Aspenwood
Zaishen Vanquish Sacnoth Valley Iron Horse Mine
Weekly (changes Monday at 15:00 UTC - other weeks)
This week Next week
Nicholas the Traveler 3 Black Pearls
in Archipelagos
(PvX guide)
(GuildWiki guide)
3 Insect Carapaces
in Marga Coast
(PvX guide)
(GuildWiki guide)
Weekly bonuses Extra Luck Bonus
Heroes' Ascent Bonus
Elonian Support Bonus
Codex Arena Bonus
Nicholas's various items

Special Events:

Birthday Celebrations:

  • Elementalist Mysti January, 1st (-88 days)
  • Elementalist Sinthia January, 17th (-72 days)
  • Mesmer Mandy January, 30th (-59 days)
  • Necromancer Selene February, 16th (-42 days)
  • Ranger Tikka March, 4th (-25 days)
  • Mesmer Mystique March, 28th (-1 days)
  • Ritualist Robyn June, 6th (69 days)
  • Assassin Nikita June, 16th (79 days)
  • Monk Holli July, 6th (99 days)
  • Paragon Britney July, 16th (109 days)
  • Dervish Stevie August, 16th (140 days)
  • Necromancer Jewell October, 19th (204 days)
  • Warrior Xena October, 31st (216 days)
  • Ranger Staci November, 23rd (239 days)
PvP Members

Books, Evolutions and the Hall of Monuments:

Story Books and the
"Best Bang for the Buck":
Zaishen Publishing LLC
Hall of Monuments:
HoM Guide
Reward Info - HoM
HoM Calculator
Best Suited:
Armor Gallery Comparison
Elite Green Weapons:
Non-Replicated Green Weapons

Game Evolutions:

Account, Campaigns & Missions

Ladies-Account:

Accomplishment - Titles
Armor Collection
Apothecary
Treasure Chest Runs
Glint - Vision Quests
Great Hall of Monuments
Menagerie Collection
Miniature Collection
Hero Recruitment-Guide
Hero Upgrades

Harrods and Selfridges - Haberdashery:

Millinery
Vogue
Costume Supervisor
Weapon Components Inventory
Weapon Inscriptions Inventory

The Campaign Missions:

Core
Prophecies campaign
Factions campaign
Nightfall campaign
Eye of the North expansion
Bonus Mission Pack

The Quest Listings:

Core
Prophecies
Factions
NiteFall
GW:EN
Beyond

The Challenge Missions:

Z-Challenge Balthazar Faction
Z-Elite Balthazar Faction
Dragon's Throat
Altrumm Ruins Kurzick Faction
Amatz Basin Kurzick Faction
Zos Shivros Channel Luxon Faction
The Aurios Mines Luxon Faction
Dajkah Inlet *Stolen Sunspear Armor*
Remains of Sahlahja *Ancient Armor Remnants*
The Shadow Nexus *Mysterious Armor Pieces*
Glint's Challenge *Cloth of the Brotherhood*
Scarred_Psyche ToT Bags, Gold and Gamer Points

The Elite Missions:

The Underworld Dhuum
The Fissure of Woe Priest of Menzies
Sorrow's Furnace Iron Forgeman
Tomb of the Primeval Kings (4) Zones of Combat
The Deep Kanaxai
Urgoz's Warren Urgoz
The Ebony Citadel of Mallyx Mallyx the Unyielding / *Primeval Armor Remnants*
Slaver's Exile (4) Bosses + Duncan the Black / *Deldrimor Armor Remnants*

War & Peace, Love and Beyond...
The Prelude to Krytan Civil War:

Blue vs. Grey
Blue vs. Grey II

The War in Kryta:

Shining Blade Camp
WiK Walkthrough
Dialogue: WiK
Dismantle the Mantle - Boss's
Mantle - Bounty Map

Courtship, Love and a Wedding:

Scavenger Hunt
Melting a Cold, Cold Heart
Dialogue: HoN

The Winds of Change:

1382 cc - 1590 CC Future for Cantha
1589CC - A Changed Wind Blows
Quest Chains
Encounters
Suggested builds for WoC
The Great Title Chase
History
Cartography, Perma-Pre
Survivor and Vanquishing

Survivor & Vanquish Information:

Survival Information
Legendary Survival Guide
Using Story Books
Vanquish Information and Listing's

Cartographer Information & Landmarks:

Cartography
Gate Glitch
SaO chain
Puddle Jumps
Guide to cartography nooks
Guide to cartography nooks-2
Grand Master Guide
Puddle Jumping

Perma-Pre Character Information:

Character Creation
Ascalon pre-Searing Guide
Perma-Pre Talk Page
Guide to Meeting Gwen
Gwen Lore
Legendary Defender of Ascalon (LDoA)
Survivor Title in pre-Searing Guide
Farming Red Iris Flowers

Vanguard Quest Background - Information:

Bandits - Annihilation
Blazefiend Griefblade - Bounty
Charr - Annihilation
Countess Nadya - Bounty
Farmer Hamnet - Rescue
Footman Tate - Rescue
Ascalonian Noble - Rescue
Undead - Annihilation
Utini Wupwup - Bounty

Pre-Searing Quests:

Perma 'Q' Nuggets
The Lore of Tyria,
and the Landmarks of the Past.
Backstory, Settings and Related Elements:
GW Timeline
Guild Wars Lore
Tyria
Cantha
Elona
GWEN and Now
Storytelling
Stories
Cinematic
Tyria Landmarks:
Ascalon
Charr Homelands
Crystal Desert
Depths of Tyria
Far Shiverpeaks
Kryta
Maguuma Jungle
Northern Shiverpeaks
Ring of Fire Island Chain
Southern Shiverpeaks
Tarnished Coast
Cantha Landmarks:
Echovald Forest
Kaineng City
Shing Jea Island
The Jade Sea
Elona Landmarks:
Istan
Kourna
Realm of Torment
The Desolation
Vabbi
Nugget Locker
"I hid my flute earlier, but I can't remember where I put it." ~ Gwen
Armor Design Comparisons
Helpful Video Guides
GWAMM Guide
Sandy Shore Realtors
All the pretty colours
Henchy_Bars
Options
Developer Updates
Gwen Quotes
What GW Profession, I Scored In
Conversion of TimeZones
User Boxes

Builds / Team Work:

Team Roles - Get in line there...
Team Builds - Tank, Healer, Nukes, etc.
Compressed Bar

Hero Control and Information:

A Guide to Heroes
Basics and Optimization
Behavior of Heroes
Unexpected Behavior of Heroes
See here for hero usage of individual skills.
Control Panel and Combat Modes
See here for other hero information.
Guide to Equipping and Setting up your Heroes

Chuck Wagon - Consume':

Con-Set
Consumables
Cantha Cuisine
Dead Sea Scrolls
Everlasting Tonics

Skill Hunts:

ELITES by Locality
G.W.E.N. Skills
PVE Elite Skills
Elite PvE Skill Cap

Haberdashery:

Vogue
Modifications Inventories'

Accomplices:

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves...

PvX Guides and Information:

GWPvX
PvX Decode
PvE Equipment
Shield Info
Wand-Focus Info
Guides
Hero Guides
Strategy Guides

Links of Helpful Knowledge:

Guildwars Online Store
Snapshot Henchman
Magic Words
Parser Functions
Pre-Searing Character
Reddit-Guild Wars
Money and Farming
GW Legacy Forum
Armor vs. HP
Péter Kádár
Wayback Machine