User:TikkaLeFem

About the clan of Lefem
Gotcha. I am the official scribe and historian of the old world coven, family members from the; "Les grandes maisons des femmes fatales", who are currently, and commonly known throughout the better part of the world of Tyria as, "Lefem" (Le fem, or Les femmes mortelles to be more precise). ~ Andreas Tanis-Lefem This is their story... The matriarch, family, nonfamily members and friends: Primarily hailing from the vast reaches throughout the world of Tyria; with many of their kinfolk from the main continents of Cantha, Elona, including the continent of Tyria, comprising a unique mix of ethnicities with eclectic abilities of combat, tactics,and survival skills. Plus, let's face it, they enjoy hosting / participating in festive gatherings and parties on occasion. Guild: House Of Lefem [HoL] Founders: Mysta Myou and Mysti Lefem Founded in the year: 1070 AE (2008) Guild Hall: Isle of Meditation in the locale / region of Shing Jea Island Allegiance: House zu Heltzer Guild Alliance group: Astral Travellers [OBE] Empire of the Dragon - Faction support of the: Kurzicks & Luxon Armada Today is: 20 Zephyr 1093 AE - 20 Changhai 1514 CC - 20 Zephyr 1293 DR The latest game update was on December 4, 2024 The latest game update was on December 4, 2024
Lefem Family	GuildWars Events	Information and Progressions
The Heroines of Tyria Lady Xena "Rock, Stick, Club, Axe, Sword, Shield, Hammer - They all hurt you, right?" "Oh, yeah!... How does this feel?" "Be sure to give my regards to Grenth." Taskmistress Tikka "Whoops! Missed me. My turn!" "BOOM! Head shot... BOOM! Head Shot!" "Now, I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. and I've even seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions."' Lady Holli "Ah, the sounds of agony. Music to my ears." "He dodges left, he dodges right, and...BOOM goes the Balthazate!" "That... was AWESOME!" Taskmistress Selene "For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era... Like the weapons of the previous century, we too would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it." Andreas Tanis-Lefem "I knew it was you, Selene. The stench of Viktor's blood still lingers in your veins." "I've done what's necessary to survive. My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me." Lady Sonja "Have you nothing better to do, Blacksmith, than play with weapons of war? At least make yourself useful." Lady Mysti Q "I make this look good. Heh, I make everything look good." "How about I give you a makeover?" "Lights! Camera! Action - Poof! Zap! -- You're DEAD!" "Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the fairest in all the land? (The answer is me, in case you're wondering.)" Governess Mysti "Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire... Now where was I? Oh, yeah; Water. KABOOM!" "As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!" "Burn... Baby... BURN!" "I am so not in the mood for this right now." "Big Boom!" "Big, Bada BOOM!" Ms. Nikita "Pizza dude's got 30 seconds. Hmm, ...Times up, 3 Bucks Off!" "Wise man; Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!" "Man... I feel like I’m at an ugly convention." "Dude; Did you see his face? Mother-fracker looks like Predator!" Mistress Mandy "Mistress Mandy, thinks that you have been a bad boy!... ...Mistress Mandy, wants to, punish you!!" "Whoa! I've never seen blood do that before!" "You hit me! Not even Abaddon would strike such a beautiful face." It's...Britney, Bitch! "You want a hot body? You want a Elite spear? You want a Elite shield? You better work, bitch!... You want Elite armor? Sip 'Krytan Brandy'? Look hot in a bikini? You better work, bitch!... You wanna live fancy? Live in a big Guild Hall? Party in Tyria? You better work, bitch!... You better work, bitch!... You better work, bitch!... Now get to work, Bitch!" ''...Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby baby... Oops, you think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent." Ms. Stevie "On the edge... of... Seventeen!" "Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing.. Ooh baby, ooh said, ooh." "And this one time, at bandit camp..." Mistress Sin "Say the magic words, Say the magic words - Fat Gandalf!" "Does my outfit look, sinful? That's why they call me Mistress Sin!" "I'm hot blooded!.. Check it and see!.. Got a fever of a... Hundred and three!" Mistress Robyn "Oh Yeah! I'd like to see you pull a spirit out of your arse,.. It isn't easy you know!" "Such hideous creatures should banish themselves from my sight." "Let's hurry this up, I've got a date scheduled for this afternoon." Mistress Staci "Hello Infidels!" "SILENCE!... ...I Keel YOU!" "As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!" "But, what happened to the ammo cart? Oh,.. it's over there, over there and... up there." Mistress Jewell "Sit Boo-Boo Sit - Good boy" "Kiss my boots!" "Do you like pie? I like pie.." "Bubble Bubbles.. Toil and Troubles." Agents of S.H.A.D.O. - Tyria Branch: Mercenaries Valhalla and Fólkvangr: Memorial of Fallen Comrades HoL Guild and OBE Alliance Information: Guild Hall News and Information Alliance Roster	Zaishen Events Daily (changes at 16:00 UTC - other days) Today Tomorrow Nicholas Sandford Dull Carapace Enchanted Lodestone Vanguard quest Vanguard Rescue: Farmer Hamnet Vanguard Annihilation: Charr Wanted Valis the Rampant Cerris Zaishen Mission Nolani Academy Destruction's Depths Zaishen Bounty Rragar Maneater Chung, the Attuned Zaishen Combat Random Arena Fort Aspenwood Zaishen Vanquish Silent Surf The Shattered Ravines Weekly (changes Monday at 15:00 UTC - other weeks) This week Next week Nicholas the Traveler 3 Red Iris Flowers in Regent Valley (PvX guide) (GuildWiki guide) 3 Feathered Avicara Scalps in Mineral Springs (PvX guide) (GuildWiki guide) Weekly bonuses Faction Support Bonus Codex Arena Bonus Zaishen Vanquishing Bonus Alliance Battle Bonus Nicholas' Drop rate research. • Nicholas' item's. Looking Glass: Extra Luck Weekly Bonus in 3 weeks Northern Support Weekly Bonus in 7 weeks Faction Support Weekly Bonus in 1 weeks Elonian Support Weekly Bonus in 4 weeks Zaishen Mission Weekly Bonus in 8 weeks Zaishen Bounty Weekly Bonus in 5 weeks Zaishen Vanquishing Weekly Bonus in 2 weeks Pantheon Weekly Bonus in 0 weeks Special Events: Canthan New Year (January 31st - February 7) Lucky Treats Week (March 14 - March 21) April Fools' Day (April 1) Sweet Treats Week (April 10 - April 17) Anniversary Celebration (April 22 - May 6) Dragon Festival (June 27 - July 4) Wintersday in July (July 24 - July 31) Wayfarer's Reverie (August 25 - September 1) Pirate Week (September 13 - September 20) Halloween (October 18 - November 1) Special Treats Week (November 21 - November 28) Wintersday (December 19 - January 2) Birthday Celebrations: Mysti January, 1st (-19 days) Sinthia January, 13th (-7 days) Mandy January, 30th (10 days) Selene February, 16th (27 days) Tikka March, 4th (43 days) Mystique March, 28th (67 days) Robyn June, 6th (137 days) Nikita June, 16th (147 days) Holli July, 6th (167 days) Britney July, 16th (177 days) Stevie August, 16th (208 days) Jewell October, 19th (272 days) Xena October, 30th (283 days) Staci November, 22nd (306 days) PvP Members Drop Rate Research, Items, Rarity and Salvage Researched: Lefem Labs - Associated Page's Books, Evolutions and the Hall of Monuments: Story Books and the "Best Bang for the Buck": Zaishen Publishing LLC Hall of Monuments: HoM Guide Reward Info - HoM HoM Calculator Best Suited: Armor Gallery Comparison Elite Green Weapons: Non-Replicated Green Weapons Game Evolutions:	Account, Campaigns & Missions Ladies-Account: Accomplishment - Titles Armor Collection Apothecary Coffres du trésor Glint - Vision Quests Great Hall of Monuments Menagerie Collection Miniature Collection Hero Recruitment-Guide Hero Upgrades Harrods and Selfridges - Haberdashery: Millinery Vogue Costume Supervisor Weapon Components Inventory Weapon Inscriptions Inventory The Campaign Missions: Core Prophecies campaign Factions campaign Nightfall campaign Eye of the North expansion Bonus Mission Pack The Quest Listings: Core Prophecies Factions NiteFall GW:EN Beyond The Challenge Missions: Z-Challenge Balthazar Faction Z-Elite Balthazar Faction Dragon's Throat Altrumm Ruins Kurzick Faction Amatz Basin Kurzick Faction Zos Shivros Channel Luxon Faction The Aurios Mines Luxon Faction Dajkah Inlet *Stolen Sunspear Armor* Remains of Sahlahja *Ancient Armor Remnants* The Shadow Nexus *Mysterious Armor Pieces* Glint's Challenge *Cloth of the Brotherhood* Scarred_Psyche ToT Bags, Gold and Gamer Points The Elite Missions: The Underworld Dhuum The Fissure of Woe Priest of Menzies Sorrow's Furnace Iron Forgeman Tomb of the Primeval Kings (4) Zones of Combat The Deep Kanaxai Urgoz's Warren Urgoz The Ebony Citadel of Mallyx Mallyx the Unyielding / *Primeval Armor Remnants* Slaver's Exile (4) Bosses + Duncan the Black / *Deldrimor Armor Remnants* War & Peace, Love and Beyond... The Prelude to Krytan Civil War: Blue vs. Grey Blue vs. Grey II The War in Kryta: Shining Blade Camp WiK Walkthrough Dialogue: WiK Dismantle the Mantle - Boss's Mantle - Bounty Map Courtship, Love and a Wedding: Scavenger Hunt Melting a Cold, Cold Heart Dialogue: HoN The Winds of Change: 1382 cc - 1590 CC Future for Cantha 1589CC - A Changed Wind Blows Quest Chains Encounters Suggested builds for WoC Gold and Platinum - Market Exchange: Ascalon Exchange Kamadan Exchange
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	Cartography, Perma-Pre Survivor and Vanquishing Survivor & Vanquish Information: Survival Information Legendary Survival Guide Using Story Books Vanquish Information and Listing's Cartographer Information & Landmarks: Cartography Gate Glitch SaO chain Puddle Jumps Guide to cartography nooks Guide to cartography nooks-2 Grand Master Guide Puddle Jumping Maps Perma-Pre Character Information: Character Creation Ascalon pre-Searing Guide Perma-Pre Talk Page Guide to Meeting Gwen Gwen Lore Legendary Defender of Ascalon (LDoA) Survivor Title in pre-Searing Guide Farming Red Iris Flowers Vanguard Quest Background - Information: Bandits - Annihilation Blazefiend Griefblade - Bounty Charr - Annihilation Countess Nadya - Bounty Farmer Hamnet - Rescue Footman Tate - Rescue Ascalonian Noble - Rescue Undead - Annihilation Utini Wupwup - Bounty Pre-Searing Quests: Perma 'Q' Nuggets	The Lore of Tyria, and the Landmarks of the Past. Backstory, Settings and Related Elements: GW Timeline Guild Wars Lore Tyria Cantha Elona GWEN and Now Storytelling Stories Cinematic Tyria Landmarks: Ascalon Charr Homelands Crystal Desert Depths of Tyria Far Shiverpeaks Kryta Maguuma Jungle Northern Shiverpeaks Ring of Fire Island Chain Southern Shiverpeaks Tarnished Coast Cantha Landmarks: Echovald Forest Kaineng City Shing Jea Island The Jade Sea Elona Landmarks: Istan Kourna Realm of Torment The Desolation Vabbi
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"I hid my flute earlier, but I can't remember where I put it." ~ Gwen Accomplices: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.. General Information and News: Armor Design Comparisons by Ms. Thrax Helpful Video Guides GWAMM Guide Sandy Shore Realtors All the pretty colours Henchy_Bars Synergy - Activate it; Radio, Video - Boogie with a Suitcase. Options Developer Updates Gwen Quotes The Frog and The Rabbit - Dialogue What GW Profession, I Scored In Conversion of TimeZones User Boxes Unique / Unofficial Terms: 15^50 Weapon Enhancement 20/20 Weapon 40/20/20 Weapon 40/40 Weapon 55 - Monk See [Monk] 600 - Monk Smiter Monk Weapon Information: Weapon Information Vampiric - Life sucking like a mother-in-law Vampiric Strength - Damage with a Caveat Zealous Strength with a headache Inherent Modifier Information Inscription Information Weapon Upgrade List Perfect PvP Rewards Requirements Upgrade Components Weapon smiths Builds / Team Work: Team Roles - Get in line there... Team Builds - Tank, Healer, Nukes, etc. Out of the Box - Team Builds Synergy - Activate it; Radio, Video - Boogie with a Suitcase. Compressed Bar Hero Control and Information: A Guide to Heroes Basics and Optimization Behavior of Heroes Unexpected Behavior of Heroes See here for hero usage of individual skills. Control Panel and Combat Modes See here for other hero information. Guide to Equipping and Setting up your Heroes Chuck Wagon - Consume': Con-Set Consumables Cantha Cuisine Dead Sea Scrolls Everlasting Tonics Skill Hunts: ELITES by Locality G.W.E.N. Skills PVE Elite Skills Elite PvE Skill Cap Haberdashery: Vogue Modifications Inventories' PvX Guides and Information: GWPvX PvX Decode PvE Equipment Shield Info Wand-Focus Info Guides Hero Guides Strategy Guides Links of Helpful Knowledge: Guildwars Online Store Snapshot Henchman Magic Words Parser Functions Pre-Searing Character Reddit-Guild Wars Money and Farming GW Legacy Forum Armor vs. HP Péter Kádár Wayback Machine Some user boxes: House of Lefem [HoL] Founder House of Lefem [HoL] Leader This user believes in the power of Animal Companions. This user wanted seven Hero teams and got it! This user is a real drunkard and likes to drink lots of alcohol. This user is a real party animal and likes to blow out lots of festive items. This user is a real sweet tooth and likes to eat lots of sugary things. This user is a member of the Cynn's Thong Fan Club. This user is a member of the Livia's Cleavage Fan Club. This user is a member of the Jora Fan Club. This user is a member of the Gwen Fan Club. This user is a member of the Presearing Community. This user hates botters. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Rangers. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Necromancers. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Warriors. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Elementalists. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Ritualists. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Mesmers. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Monks. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Assassins. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Paragons. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Dervishes. This user is a member of the Kurzick alliance. This User is a member of the Luxon alliance. This user has proudly obtained a Legionnaire Summoning Crystal by participating in the 2013's Wayfarer's Reverie. This user spent all Wintersday farming for a Miniature Polar Bear. This user has spent 12478 hours in Guild Wars in 204 months (2 h/day). This user is proud to have acquired Obsidian armor! This user is a Legendary Survivor. In your head, in your head. Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie They say I'm crazy...I really don't care - That's my...PREROGATIVE! You wanna G.W.A.M.M.. Sip Kytan Brandy. Look hot in Obsidian armor. You better work, Bitch! Give me a sign... Hit me, baby, one more time! Oops, I did it again, played with your heart... Got lost in this game, oh, baby, baby.. You are now, now rocking with - it's Lefem and Britney, bitch! I wanna get in the zone. If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm. Tryna hit it chic-a-tah. In a minute, I'mma take you on. This user is an Eternal Conqueror of the Fissure of Woe. This user is a Holy Lightbringer. This user is Not Too Shabby. This user is a Secret Agent. This user is a Legendary Delver. This user is a Slayer of All.