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About Andreas Tannis-LeFem

Hello there,

I, Andreas Tanis-LeFem; am the official scribe and historian of the Old World Coven - LeFem.
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This is their story...

Locality: Primarily the continent of Tyria with kinfolk from Cantha and Elona
Guild: House Of LeFem [HoL]
Founders: Mysta Myou and Mysti LeFem
Founded in the year: 1070 AE
Guild Hall: Isle of the Dead in the locale of Ascalon
Guild Alliance group: Astral Travellers [OBE]
Faction alliance(s): Kurzick & Luxon
Campaign participation(s): Prophecies / Factions / Nightfall / G.W.E.N. / Guild Wars Beyond
Favorite Profession(s): Necromancer Necromancer Ranger Ranger Ritualist Ritualist Mesmer Mesmer
Favorite Campaign(s): Ascalon (Pre Searing)
Favorite Skills: Discord / Spiteful Spirit / Summon Spirits / Ursan / Nightmare / Phantasm
User Ocravia Poison.png Family members of LeFem has died 1,000,000's of times.
LeFem Family
Guild Wars-Events

Our Heroines and Heroes of Tyria

Warrior Lady Xena
"Rock, Stick, Club, Axe, Sword, Shield, Hammer - They all hurt you, right?"
Ranger Ms. Tikka
"Bow + Arrow = BOOM Head Shot! BOOM Head Shot!"
Monk Lady Holli
"Wise man say, Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
Necromancer Lady Selene
"For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era. Like the weapons of the previous century, we too would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it."
"Tanis. You remember what happened the last time you pointed a weapon at me."
"We'll see what Viktor has to say about this! ...Now that he has been awoken."
Necromancer Andreas Tanis-LeFem
"I knew it was you, Selene. The stench of Viktor's blood still lingers in your veins."
"You don't scare me, Selene."
"I've done what's necessary to survive. My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me."
Necromancer Lady Sonja
"Have you nothing better to do, Blacksmith, than play with weapons of war? At least make yourself useful."
Mesmer Lady Mysti Q
"Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the fairest in all the land? (The answer is me, in case you're wondering.)"
Elementalist Lady Mysti
"As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!"
"So, Misty, where is the lunch cart?
Oh,.. it's over there, over there and up there..."
Assassin Ms. Nikita
"Pizza dude's got 30 seconds. Hmm, ...Times up, 3 Bucks Off!"
Ritualist Mistress Mandy
"Mistress Mandy, thinks that you have been a bad boy... Mistress Mandy, wants to, punish you!"
"Whoa! I've never seen blood do that before!"
"You hit me! Not even Abaddon would strike such a beautiful face."
Paragon It's...Britney! Bitch!
''...Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby baby... Oops, you think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent."
"Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones. But chains and whips excite me!"
"You wanna... You wanna... You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati? You better work, bitch!. You want a Lamborghini? Sip Martinis? Look hot in a bikini? You better work, bitch!. You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion? Party in France? You better work, bitch!... Now get to work, bitch!"
Dervish Ms. Stevie
"On the edge... of... Seventeen!"
"Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooh baby, ooh said, ooh."
"And this one time, at bandit camp..."
Elementalist Mistress Sinful
"Say the magic words, Say the magic words - Fat Gandalf."
"Does my outfit look, sinful? That's why they call me Sinful!"
"I'm hot blooded!.. Check it and see!.. Got a fever of a... Hundred and three!"
Ritualist Lady Robin
"Oh Yeah! I'd like to see you pull a spirit out of your arse,.. It isn't easy you know!"
"Such hideous creatures should banish themselves from my sight."
"Let's hurry this up, I've got a date scheduled for this afternoon."
Ranger Mistress Staci
"What? Over 9,000?"
"Do you like pie? I like pie.."
"Bubble Bubbles.. Toil and Troubles."
Necromancer Mistress Jewell
"Sit Boo-Boo Sit - Good boi"
"I keep talking to myself, because nobody else listens. That's just the way things are. No respect"
"Kiss my boots!"

Agents of S.H.A.D.O.

Any Mercenaries

Valhalla and Fólkvangr

Any Memorial
Zaishen's Daily Events
Nicholas Sandford: Dull Carapaces
Vanguard Quest: Bandits
Wanted: Joh the Hostile
Zaishen Bounty: Kepkhet Marrowfeast
Zaishen Combat: Random Arena
Zaishen Mission: Destruction's Depths
Zaishen Vanquish: Arborstone
This week
Nicholas the Traveler
For the week beginning 8 August 2022 (future appearances are documented on the cycle page)

Zaishen Futures:

Look Ahead @ Zaishen Activity

Festival Events of 2022:

Evolution's of the Game:

The Great OZ - Speaks
Land Rush:
Embark Beach
Zaishen Menagerie
Guild Wars and Beyond:
GW Beyond
What's New in Guild Wars - 15 Yrs. Later
Game Updates and Balance through the Years:
There You Go
Those Who Were Left Behind:
Ascalon Census - Where are they now?
The Lunatic Court
Chronomancer - Utopia
Establishment of Ebonhawke
Content that was Unimplemented - Never More... Never More
TA [R.I.P.]
Guild Wars - History Channel
HvH - Hero Battles [R.I.P.]

Books and Hall of Monument:

Story Books and Best Bang for the Bucks:
Zaishen Publishing LLC
Hall of Monuments:
HoM Guide
Reward Info - HoM
Best Suited:
Armor Gallery Comparison
Campaigns & Missions

Account Wide:

Ladies Account Titles
Ladies Menagerie Collection
Ladies Miniature Collection
Ladies Hero Recruitment
Ladies Hero Upgrades
Ladies Treasure Runs
Ladies Millinery
Ladies for Glint

Campaign Charts:

EYE of the NORTH
DUNGEON GUIDE - Information

Quest Listings:


Challenge Missions:

Z-Challenge Balthazar Faction
Z-Elite Balthazar Faction
Dragon's Throat
Altrumm Ruins Kurzick Faction
Amatz Basin Kurzick Faction
Zos Shivros Channel Luxon Faction
The Aurios Mines Luxon Faction
Dajkah Inlet *Stolen Sunspear Armor*
Remains of Sahlahja *Ancient Armor Remnants*
The Shadow Nexus *Mysterious Armor Pieces*
Glint's Challenge *Cloth of the Brotherhood*
Scarred_Psyche ToT Bags, Gold and Gamer Points

Elite Missions:

The Underworld Dhuum
The Fissure of Woe Priest of Menzies
Sorrow's Furnace Iron Forgeman
Tomb of the Primeval Kings (4) Zones of Combat
The Deep Kanaxai
Urgoz's Warren Urgoz
The Ebony Citadel of Mallyx Mallyx the Unyielding / *Primeval Armor Remnants*
Slaver's Exile (4) Bosses + Duncan the Black / *Deldrimor Armor Remnants*

War, Love, Peace and Beyond... The Prelude to Krytan Civil War and love:

Blue vs. Grey
Blue vs. Grey II
Melting a Cold, Cold Heart

War in Kryta and a Wedding:

Shining Blade Camp
WiK Walkthrough
Dialogue: WiK
Scavenger Hunt
Hearts of the North
Dialogue: HoN
Dismantle the Mantle - Boss's
Mantle - Bounty Map

The Winds of Change:

1382 cc - 1590 CC Future for Cantha
1589CC - A Changed Wind Blows
Quest Chains
Suggested builds for WoC
The Great Title Chase
GW Lore
Cartography, Perma-Pre, Survivor and Vanishing

Vanquish & Survivor Information:

Vanquish Information and Listing
Survival Information
Legendary Survival - Guide To
Using Story Books & Which to Utilize

Cartographer Information & Landmarks:

Puddle Jumps
Guide to cartography nooks
Guide to cartography nooks-2
Grand Master Guide
Puddle Jumping

Perma-Pre Character:

Character Creation
Ascalon pre-Searing Guide
Perma-Pre Talk Page
Guide to Meeting Gwen
Gwen Lore
Legendary Defender of Ascalon (LDoA)
Survivor Title in pre-Searing Guide
Farming Red Iris Flowers
Vanguard Quests:
Bandits - Annihilation
Blazefiend Griefblade - Bounty
Charr - Annihilation
Countess Nadya - Bounty
Farmer Hamnet - Rescue
Footman Tate - Rescue
Ascalonian Noble - Rescue
Undead - Annihilation
Utini Wupwup - Bounty
Pre-Searing Quests:
Perma 'Q' Nuggets
Tyria Lore and Landmarks
Backstory, Settings and Related Elements of Guild Wars:
GW Timeline
Guild Wars Lore
GWEN and Now
Tyria Landmarks:
Charr Homelands
Crystal Desert
Depths of Tyria
Far Shiverpeaks
Maguuma Jungle
Northern Shiverpeaks
Ring of Fire Island Chain
Southern Shiverpeaks
Tarnished Coast
Cantha Landmarks:
Echovald Forest
Kaineng City
Shing Jea Island
The Jade Sea
Elona Landmarks:
Realm of Torment
The Desolation
Nugget Locker
"I hid my flute earlier, but I can't remember where I put it."
Armor Design Comparisons
What GW Profession, I Scored In
Gwen Quotes
Conversion of TimeZones
All the pretty colours
Sandy Shore Realtors
User Boxes
Developer Updates

Team Work:

Team Roles - Get in line there...
Team Builds - Tank, Healer, Nukes, etc.
Compressed Bar

Chuck Wagon:

Cantha Cuisine
Dead Sea Scrolls

Skill Hunts:

ELITES by Locality
G.W.E.N. Skills
PVE Elite Skills
Elite PvE Skill Cap


Modifications Inventories'


Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves...

PvX Guides and Information:

PvX Decode
PvE Equipment
Shield Info
Wand-Focus Info
Hero Guides
Strategy Guides

Links of Helpful Knowledge:

Guildwars Online Store
Snapshot Henchman
Magic Words
Parser Functions
Pre-Searing Character
Reddit-Guild Wars
Money and Farming
GW Legacy Forum
Armor vs. HP
Péter Kádár
Wayback Machine