User:TikkaLeFem

About ~ The family of Lefem
Gotcha ~ Selene. I am the scribe and historian of an old world coven, their family members comprising from the; "Les grandes maisons des femmes fatales", who are currently, and commonly known throughout the better part of the world of Tyria as, "Lefem" (Le fem, or Les femmes mortelles to be more precise). ~ Andreas Tanis-Lefem "Their name is Lefem, this is their story..." The matriarch, family, nonfamily members and friends: Primarily hailing from the vast reaches throughout the world of Tyria; with many of their kinfolk from the main continents of Cantha, Elona, including the continent of Tyria, comprising a unique mix of ethnicities with eclectic abilities of combat, tactics,and survival skills. Plus, let's face it, they enjoy hosting / participating in festive gatherings and parties on occasion. Guild: House of Lefem [HoL]. House Of Lefem - (Historical) [HoL]. Founders: Mysta Myou and Mysti Lefem. Founded in the year: 1070 AE Guild Hall: Isle of Meditation Allegiance: House zu Heltzer Guild Alliance: Astral Travellers [OBE] Faction support to the two vassals of The Dragon Empire: "The Kurzicks of the Echovald Forest" & "The Luxon Armada" Campaign's: Prophecies / Factions / Nightfall / G.W.E.N. / Guild Wars Beyond and Bonus Mission Pack. Today is: 15 Zephyr 1094 AE - 15 Changhai 1515 CC - 15 Zephyr 1294 DR The latest game update was on January 9, 2026 The latest game update was on January 9, 2026
Lefem Family	GuildWars Events	Information and Progressions
The Heroines of Tyria Lady Xena "Rock, Stick, Club, Axe, Sword, Shield, Hammer - They all hurt you, right?" "Oh, yeah!... How does this feel?" "Be sure to give my regards to Grenth." Taskmistress Tikka "Whoops! Missed me. My turn!" "BOOM! Head shot... BOOM! Head Shot!" "Now, I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. and I've even seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions."' Lady Holli "Ah, the sounds of agony. Music to my ears." "He dodges left, he dodges right, and...BOOM goes the Balthazate!" "That... was AWESOME!" Mistress Selene "I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Charr. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change." "For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era... Like the weapons of the previous century, we too would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it." Andreas Tanis-Lefem "I knew it was you, Selene. The stench of Viktor's blood still lingers in your veins." "I've done what's necessary to survive. My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me." "Just as well. I've spent enough time reading these past centuries." "If I do survive, I'm going to bury myself so deep that no Vampire, Lycan, or Hybrid will ever find me again. My books will be my only companions." Lady Sonja "Have you nothing better to do, Blacksmith, than play with weapons of war? At least make yourself useful." Mistress Mystique "I make this look good. Heh, I make everything look good." "How about I give you a makeover?" "Lights! Camera! Action - Poof! Zap! -- You're DEAD!" "Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the fairest in all the land? (The answer is me, in case you're wondering.)" Governess Mysti "Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire... Now where was I? Oh, yeah; Water. KABOOM!" "As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!" "Burn... Baby... BURN!" "Why is there always so much running around and yelling in fights?" "I am so not in the mood for this right now." "Big Boom!" "Big, Bada BOOM!" Ms. Nikita "Pizza dude's got 30 seconds. Hmm, ...Times up, 3 Bucks Off!" "Wise man; Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!" "Man... I feel like I’m at an ugly convention." "Dude; Did you see his face? Mother-fracker looks like Predator!" Mistress Mandy "Mistress Mandy, thinks that you have been a bad boy!... ...Mistress Mandy, wants to, punish you!!" "Whoa! I've never seen blood do that before!" "You hit me! Not even Abaddon would strike such a beautiful face." It's...Britney, Bitch! "You want a hot body? You want a Elite spear? You want a Elite shield? You better work, bitch!... You want Elite armor? Sip 'Krytan Brandy'? Look hot in a bikini? You better work, bitch!... You wanna live fancy? Live in a big Guild Hall? Party in Tyria? You better work, bitch!... You better work, bitch!... You better work, bitch!... Now get to work, Bitch!" ''...Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby baby... Oops, you think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent." Ms. Stevie "On the edge... of... Seventeen!" "Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing.. Ooh baby, ooh said, ooh." "And this one time, at bandit camp..." Mistress Robyn "Oh Yeah! I'd like to see you pull a spirit out of your arse,.. It isn't easy you know!" "Such hideous creatures should banish themselves from my sight." "Let's hurry this up, I've got a date scheduled for this afternoon." Mistress Staci "Hello Infidels!" "SILENCE!... ...I Keel YOU!" "As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!" "But, what happened to the ammo cart? Oh,.. it's over there, over there and... up there." Mistress Jewell "Sit Boo-Boo Sit - Good boy" "Kiss my boots!" "Do you like pie? I like pie.." "Bubble Bubbles.. Toil and Troubles." Mistress Dujour "Say the magic words, Say the magic words - Fat Gandalf!" "Painful? Well, it's not personal." "Please, just stay down. I'm reluctant to keep beating you so." "Follow the white rabbit." "Hey what do you think, Dujour? Should we take him with us? ...Definitely." "Come on. It'll be fun. I promise." Agents of S.H.A.D.O. - Tyria Branch: Mercenaries Valhalla and Fólkvangr: Memorial of Fallen Comrades HoL Guild and OBE Alliance Information: Guild Hall News and Information Alliance Roster	Zaishen Events Daily (changes at 16:00 UTC - other days) Today Tomorrow Nicholas Sandford Skeletal Limb Red Iris Flower Vanguard quest Vanguard Rescue: Farmer Hamnet Vanguard Annihilation: Charr Wanted Destor the Truth Seeker Selenas the Blunt Zaishen Mission Arborstone Gates of Kryta Zaishen Bounty Kanaxai Khabuus Zaishen Combat Heroes' Ascent Alliance Battles Zaishen Vanquish Ettin's Back Gandara, the Moon Fortress Weekly (changes Monday at 15:00 UTC - other weeks) This week Next week Nicholas the Traveler 1 Luminous Stone in Crystal Overlook (PvX guide) (GuildWiki guide) 3 Intricate Grawl Necklaces in Witman's Folly (PvX guide) (GuildWiki guide) Weekly bonuses Northern Support Bonus Guild Versus Guild Bonus Zaishen Mission Bonus Competitive Mission Bonus Nicholas' Drop rate research. • Nick's item's. Special Events: Canthan New Year (January 31st - February 7) Lucky Treats Week (March 14 - March 21) April Fools' Day (April 1) Sweet Treats Week (April 10 - April 17) Anniversary Celebration (April 22 - May 6) Dragon Festival (June 27 - July 4) Wintersday in July (July 24 - July 31) Wayfarer's Reverie (August 25 - September 1) Pirate Week (September 13 - September 20) Halloween (October 18 - November 1) Special Treats Week (November 21 - November 28) Wintersday (December 19 - January 2) Looking Glass: Extra Luck Weekly Bonus in 5 weeks Elonian Support Weekly Bonus in 6 weeks Zaishen Bounty Weekly Bonus in 7 weeks Factions Elite Weekly Bonus in 8 weeks Northern Support Weekly Bonus in 0 weeks Zaishen Mission Weekly Bonus in 1 weeks Pantheon Weekly Bonus in 2 weeks Faction Support Weekly Bonus in 3 weeks Zaishen Vanquishing Weekly Bonus in 4 weeks Birthday Celebrations: Mysti ~ January, 1st (-14 days) Pig Mandy ~ January, 27th (12 days) Pig Selene ~ February, 12th (28 days) Rat Tikka ~ March, 4th (48 days) Ox Mystique ~ March, 28th (72 days) Ox Dujour ~ May, 9th (114 days) Rabbit Robyn ~ June, 6th (142 days) Dragon Nikita ~ June, 16th (152 days) Dragon Holli ~ July, 6th (172 days) Snake Britney ~ July, 16th (182 days) Horse Stevie ~ August, 16th (213 days) Horse Jewell ~ October, 19th (277 days) Rooster Xena ~ October, 30th (288 days) Rooster Staci ~ November, 22nd (311 days) Monkey PvP Members Drop Rate Research, Items, Rarity and Salvage Researched: Lefem Labs - Associated Page's Books, Evolutions and the Hall of Monuments: Story Books and the "Best Bang for the Buck": Zaishen Publishing LLC Hall of Monuments: HoM Guide Reward Info - HoM HoM Calculator Best Suited: Armor Gallery Comparison Elite Green Weapons: Non-Replicated Green Weapons Exclusive, New and Rare Items - 10th, 15th and 20th Anniversaries: Balthazar's Arsenal Rare and Unique Weapons Anniversary Elite Skills 2020 - Anniversary Weapons Exclusive Weapon Skins Unique Weapon Upgrades Decade Weapons Previously Exclusive Weapons Major Anniversaries: 2015 - 10th yr. 2020 - 15th yr. 2025 - 20th yr. Reforged: Reforged Information and Updates	Account, Campaigns & Missions Ladies-Account: Accomplishment - Titles Armor Collection Apothecary Coffres du trésor Glint - Vision Quests Great Hall of Monuments Menagerie Collection Miniature Collection Hero Recruitment-Guide Hero Upgrades Farming runs Harrods and Selfridges: Catering by Lefem Millinery Vogue Costume Supervisor Weapon Components Inventory Weapon Inscriptions Inventory The Campaign Missions: Core Prophecies campaign Factions campaign Nightfall campaign Eye of the North expansion Bonus Mission Pack The Quest Listings: - Core - Quest Line - Prophecies - Quest Line only - Factions - Quest Line only - Nightfall - Quest Line only - Eye of the North - Quest Line - Beyond - Quest Line - Miniature's Quest Line - Tyria Interactive Map - 411 Outpost Map The Challenge Missions: Z-Challenge Balthazar Faction Z-Elite Balthazar Faction Dragon's Throat Gold and Leader-board Altrumm Ruins Kurzick Faction Amatz Basin Kurzick Faction Zos Shivros Channel Luxon Faction The Aurios Mines Luxon Faction Dajkah Inlet * Stolen Sunspear Armor * Remains of Sahlahja * Ancient Armor Remnants * The Shadow Nexus * Mysterious Armor Pieces * Glint's Challenge * Cloth of the Brotherhood * Scarred_Psyche ToT Bag - Farming, Gold and Gamer Points The Elite Missions: The Underworld - Dhuum The Fissure of Woe - Priest of Menzies Sorrow's Furnace - Iron Forgeman Tomb of the Primeval Kings - (4) Zones of Combat The Deep - Kanaxai Urgoz's Warren - Urgoz The Ebony Citadel of Mallyx - * Primeval Armor Remnants * Slaver's Exile (4) Bosses + Duncan the Black * Deldrimor Armor Remnants * War & Peace, Love and Beyond... The Prelude to Krytan Civil War: Blue vs. Grey Blue vs. Grey II The War in Kryta: Shining Blade Camp WiK Walkthrough Dialogue: WiK Dismantle the Mantle - Boss's Mantle - Bounty Map Courtship, Love and a Wedding: Scavenger Hunt Melting a Cold, Cold Heart Dialogue: HoN The Winds of Change: 1382 cc - 1590 CC Future for Cantha 1589CC - A Changed Wind Blows Quest Chains Encounters Suggested builds for WoC The Evolving Pace of the Game: Game Evolutions GuildWars Stock Market Exchange: Ascalon Exchange Kamadan Exchange
	The Great Title Chase	History
	Cartography, Perma-Pre Survivor and Vanquishing Survivor & Vanquish Information: Survival Information Legendary Survival Guide Using Story Books Vanquish Information and Listing's Cartographer Information & Landmarks: Cartography Gate Glitch SaO chain Puddle Jumps Guide to cartography nooks Guide to cartography nooks-2 Grand Master Guide Puddle Jumping Maps Perma-Pre Character Information: Character Creation Ascalon pre-Searing Guide Perma-Pre Talk Page Guide to Meeting Gwen Gwen's backstory Legendary Defender of Ascalon (LDoA) Survivor Title in pre-Searing Guide Farming Red Iris Flowers Vanguard Quest Background - Information: Bandits - Annihilation Blazefiend Griefblade - Bounty Charr - Annihilation Countess Nadya - Bounty Farmer Hamnet - Rescue Footman Tate - Rescue Ascalonian Noble - Rescue Undead - Annihilation Utini Wupwup - Bounty Pre-Searing Quests: Perma 'Q' Nuggets	The Lore of Tyria, and the Landmarks of the Past. Backstory, Settings and Related Elements: GW Timeline Guild Wars Lore Questions and Answers Tyria Cantha Elona GWEN and Now Storytelling Stories Cinematic Tyria Landmarks: Ascalon Charr Homelands Crystal Desert Depths of Tyria Far Shiverpeaks Kryta Maguuma Jungle Northern Shiverpeaks Ring of Fire Island Chain Southern Shiverpeaks Tarnished Coast Cantha Landmarks: Echovald Forest Kaineng City Shing Jea Island The Jade Sea Elona Landmarks: Istan Kourna Realm of Torment The Desolation Vabbi
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"I hid my flute earlier, but I can't remember where I put it." ~ Gwen "Now, remember: you can't kill anyone. Except the bad golem, I guess." ~ Gwen "Old Mack has a bull named Bill, and he's really mean. Once I saw him chase a man and hurt him real bad. Someone ought to do something about him. If my daddy was here, he'd kill that old bull and carve him into steaks!" ~ Gwen Gwen - Old comic with her story in an alternate reality: Gwen Comic Accomplices: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.. Easter Eggs, Flora and Fauna Easter Eggs Eggs of Wisdom Unofficial Terms Trivia Animals and Wildlife Avatar's NPC's by Type Root category of all things - Guild Wars Wiki Interactive World Map: Interactive World Map Options and User Interface: Options Panel UI - User Interface Builds / Team Workups: Team Builds - Tank, Healer, Nukes, etc. Team Roles - Get in line there... Out of the Box - Team Builds Synergy - Activate it; Radio, Video - Boogie with a Suitcase. Compressed Bar Online Build Maker PvX Decoder PvX Guides and Information: GWPvX PvX Decode PvE Equipment Shield Info Wand-Focus Info Guides Hero Guides Strategy Guides Unique / Unofficial Terms: Perfect Maximum Possible Stats 15^50 Weapon Enhancement 20/20 Weaponry 40/20/20 Weaponry 40/40 Weaponry 60/60 Weaponry - PvP Only 55 - Monk See [Monk] 600 - Monk Smiter Monk Weapon Information: Weapon Information Vampiric - Life sucking like a mother-in-law Vampiric Strength - Damage with a Caveat Zealous Strength with a headache Inherent Modifier Information Inscription Information Weapon Upgrade List Salvageable Upgrades from Collector Weapons Perfect PvP Rewards Requirements Upgrade Components Weapon smiths Hero Control and Information: A Guide to Heroes Basics and Optimization Behavior of Heroes Unexpected Behavior of Heroes See here for hero usage of individual skills. Control Panel and Combat Modes See here for other hero information. Guide to Equipping and Setting up your Heroes Chuck Wagon - Consume': Con-Set Consumables Catering by Lefem Dead Sea Scrolls Everlasting Tonics Skill Hunts: ELITES by Locality G.W.E.N. Skills PVE Elite Skills Elite PvE Skill Cap Haberdashery: Vogue Modifications Inventories' Galleries, Icons, Images, xxx Icon Gallery Galleries Image Gallery General Information and News: Armor Design Comparisons by Ms. Thrax Helpful Video Guides GWAMM Guide Sandy Shore Realtors All the pretty colours Henchy_Bars Synergy - Activate it; Radio, Video - Boogie with a Suitcase. Options Developer Updates Gwen Quotes The Frog and The Rabbit - Dialogue What GW Profession, I Scored In Conversion of TimeZones User Boxes GW Wiki Links: Guild Wars Wiki:About Guild Wars Wiki:Community portal Guild Wars Wiki:Admin noticeboard Guild Wars Wiki:Policy Guild Wars Wiki:Formatting Guild Wars Wiki:Categorical index Guild Wars Wiki:Projects Guild Wars Wiki:Requests for comment Guild Wars Wiki:Requests for research Feedback:Main Guild Wars Wiki:How to help Guild Wars Wiki:FAQ Help:Contents Support Guild Wars Wiki:Reporting wiki bugs Links of Helpful Knowledge Forums: Guildwars Online Store Péter Kádár Wayback Machine Snapshot Henchman Magic Words Parser Functions Pre-Searing Character Reddit-Guild Wars Money and Farming GW Legacy Forum Armor vs. HP Some user boxes: House of Lefem [HoL] Leader This user is an Eternal Conqueror of the Fissure of Woe. This user is a Holy Lightbringer. This user is Not Too Shabby. This user is a Secret Agent. This user is a Legendary Delver. This user is a Slayer of All. This user is a real drunkard and likes to drink lots of alcohol. This user is a real party animal and likes to blow out lots of festive items. This user is a real sweet tooth and likes to eat lots of sugary things. This user is a Legendary Survivor. They say I'm crazy...I really don't care - That's my...PREROGATIVE! You wanna G.W.A.M.M.. Sip Kytan Brandy. Look hot in Obsidian armor. You better work, Bitch! Give me a sign... Hit me, baby, one more time! Oops, I did it again, played with your heart... Got lost in this game, oh, baby, baby.. You are now, now rocking with - it's Lefem and Britney, bitch! I wanna get in the zone. If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm. Tryna hit it chic-a-tah. In a minute, I'mma take you on. It's Britney, bitch! This user believes in the power of Animal Companions. This user wanted seven Hero teams and got it! This user is a member of the Cynn's Thong Fan Club. This user is a member of the Gwen Fan Club. This user is a member of the Livia's Cleavage Fan Club. This user is a member of the Jora Fan Club. This user is a member of the Presearing Community. This user hates botters. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Rangers. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Necromancers. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Warriors. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Elementalists. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Ritualists. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Mesmers. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Monks. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Assassins. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Paragons. This user has an unhealthy addiction to creating and playing Dervishes. This user is a member of the Kurzick alliance. This User is a member of the Luxon alliance. This user has proudly obtained a Legionnaire Summoning Crystal by participating in the 2013's Wayfarer's Reverie. This user spent all Wintersday farming for a Miniature Polar Bear. This user has spent 13186 hours in Guild Wars in 215 months (2 h/day). This user is proud to have acquired Obsidian armor! In your head. In your head, in your head... Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie This user is Genderfluid.